How did I miss trying this?

[Joeybagadonuts]

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Before an unruly Tennessee party ended with a student hospitalized for a dangerously high blood alcohol level, most people had probably never heard of alcohol enemas.
Thanks to the drunken exploits of a fraternity at the University of Tennessee, the bizarre way of getting drunk is giving parents, administrators and health care workers a new fear.
When Alexander "Xander" Broughton, 20, was delivered to the hospital after midnight on Sept. 22, his blood alcohol level was measured at 0.448 percent — nearly six times the intoxication that defines drunken driving in the state. Injuries to his rectum led hospital officials to fear he had been sodomized.
Police documents show that when an officer interviewed a fellow fraternity member about what happened, the student said the injuries had been caused by an alcohol enema.
"It is believed that members of the fraternity were utilizing rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol," according to a police report.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49228851/ns/health/

 

[Saint Peter]

"This beer tastes like shit."

 

[KRCummings]

Fucking kids just never stop and say "You know, this might not be a good idea."

 

[Adre]

I'll have a Buttweiser.

 

[blobfish]

Why is all this fraternity pledge stuff always so gay?

 

[killallhippies]

when i was younger there were a few idiotic crusty punks who shot up their booze. stupid, stinky bastards.

 

[RoryN]

This isn't the first time a Tennessee native has mistaken an asshole for another orifice.

 

[blobfish]

This isn't the first time a Tennessee native has mistaken an asshole for another orifice.

Regionist.

 

[RoryN]

Regionist.

You didn't get the reference?

 

[Numerical_Value]

Kids have been doing this for a while.
Well, upwards of like 4 or 5 years.
Kids in my high school were caught soaking tampons in alcohol and trying to achieve the same thing.

 

[RoryN]

Kids have been doing this for a while.
Well, upwards of like 4 or 5 years.

Right. It's only been going on for 4 or 5 years.

Sure.

 

[Liar]

Two kids in my high school died after thinking it was a good idea to IV vodka.

 

[blobfish]

You didn't get the reference?

No, what was it?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'll have a bottle of Dom Perignon 2002 and please, just stick it up my ass.

 

[RoryN]

Two kids in my high school died after thinking it was a good idea to IV vodka.

Imagine being a parent, having to explain this one.

"My son passed away."

"That's terrible! What happened? Disease? Violent crime?"

"No, he...put some Absolut in a bag, stuck it into a vein, and set up a drip."

No, what was it?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=419130&highlight=pussy

 

[blobfish]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=419130&highlight=pussy

Ha, that's pretty funny! I didn't know that Cade was from Tennesssee.

 

[LongDrySpell]

Mu understanding is that the purpose of this is so that cops (or parents or whatever) won't smell alcohol on your breath and therefore won't think you're drunk.

I have news for these shining examples of the future of the nation: at 0.448, they're gonna KNOW.

IF they find you before your heart and lungs shut down.

 

[butters]

how did i miss this?

just lucky, i guess


stay lucky, dude

 

[butters]

I'll have a bottle of Dom Perignon 2002 and please, just stick it up my ass.

pop the cork first?

 

[KRCummings]

I'll have a bottle of Dom Perignon 2002 and please, just stick it up my ass.

Let's be honest, we all want to say that just once.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'm not clear on this point: What exactly is supposed to be the advantage of taking alcohol rectally over drinking it?

Same question as to vodka-eyedrops. Why?!

 

[blobfish]

I'm not clear on this point: What exactly is supposed to be the advantage of taking alcohol rectally over drinking it?

Same question as to vodka-eyedrops. Why?!

I believe it's meant to allow the alcohol to absorb into the bloodstream more quickly.

 

[KRCummings]

I believe it's meant to allow the alcohol to absorb into the bloodstream more quickly.

Yes, liquid is absorbed very quickly and efficiently. If you're at sea with no water you can give yourself a sea water enema to avoid dehydration because the water is absorbed but the salt is not. True story.

 

[girlsmiley]

pop the cork first?

*teaspew*

 

[blobfish]

Yes, liquid is absorbed very quickly and efficiently. If you're at sea with no water you can give yourself a sea water enema to avoid dehydration because the water is absorbed but the salt is not. True story.

Are you sure that works with salt water? I've only heard of that technique being used for fetid water.