"How Desperate Housewives Is Castrating Us All" (a bit of humor and a bit of truth)

[Adrenaline]

Yeah, that really wasn't obvious enough with your huse of the helpful green emoticon.

It was just a quick and relatively polite way of letting you know I was done with banging my head against the brick wall that is you. Being as you didn't get that and decided to give it another go, I thought I'd spell it out word for word as that is, I guess, the only way you can understand something.

I knew that I was just teasing/baiting you with a slight dig.

Damn, the ONE time I don't use the emoticon...

Heck I thought you were GONE so I wasn't expecting a reply.

 

[Weevil]

I knew that I was just teasing/baiting you with a slight dig.

Damn, the ONE time I don't use the emoticon...

Uh, Einstein? You did use the emoticon.

I mean, this is just getting bizarre.

 

[Adrenaline]

Uh, Einstein? You did use the emoticon.

I mean, this is just getting bizarre.

Sorry, I was referring to my post after you came back to enlighten me, as I thought that had pissed you off too. That's gravy if it didn't.

I thought that you were finished though? Is this going to be in the similar vein of "goodbye" threads? I'll keep baiting, you'll keep posting?

 

[bg23]

this thread embodies the true GB spirit.
all it lacks is flirting, i think.

 

[Adrenaline]

this thread embodies the true GB spirit.
all it lacks is flirting, i think.

I made a very lame attempt to inject some humour (light-heartedness? something?) but I don't think Weevil bought it (and rightfully so).

Maybe this time he won't reply.

 

[bg23]

I made a very lame attempt to inject some humour (light-heartedness? something?) but I don't think Weevil bought it (and rightfully so).

Maybe this time he won't reply.

i don't know why, but after all that i really feel like bursting into song.

 

[sunstruck]

R-i-i-ght.

Don't be paranoid.

 

[Never]

Sunstruck:
" What a whiny loser. No wonder he doesn't get laid."
Dit-

Olivianna:
" Why don't you people just turn off the fucking television?"
-to

 

[lavender]

'lo Neverkins.

Had you noticed that a poster is wearing one of your old avatars? It's confuses me.

 

[joeyshabadu]

Sympathy sex.

This thread seems to be a war of the sexes. Why is it then, that no man has bravely stood up and said "I agree with the women on this one." in transparent attempt to get laid. Luckily, I am just such a man. In fact, I think I speak for the women of this thread when I say "We were wrong. You can have your testicles back."

Why do we pretend that all men and all women are the same? Whenever I find myself falling into that pattern I think of a lesbian I know who enjoys pussy more than I do. I think I disagree with the article and the opposition to the article because these things should be decided on a case by case basis. In most cases though, public humiliation is pretty much a no no. Treating people like crap-- bad.. treating people well-- good. Besides, if you had to wait ten minutes before you could have another orgasm, you'd cry too.

Now you can join the rest of the thread in a rousing rendition of "No Joe, we will not fuck you."

Shabadu

 

[Never]

'lo Neverkins.

Had you noticed that a poster is wearing one of your old avatars? It's confuses me.

Who is wearing one of my avatars? I shall smite them down with great vengence!

 

[Weevil]

Sunstruck:
" What a whiny loser. No wonder he doesn't get laid."
Dit-

Olivianna:
" Why don't you people just turn off the fucking television?"
-to

See, it's easy for you lesbians to dismiss these concerns. You make out like bandits when straight women are disappointed with men after they've been built up on the media driven ideal.

 

[Olivianna]

Don't be paranoid.

You're the one who accused me of looking "down on people who watch TV." I've only words to go on.

*shrug*

 

[lavender]

Who is wearing one of my avatars? I shall smite them down with great vengence!

NonSexWithHer

 

[bg23]

Now you can join the rest of the thread in a rousing rendition of "No Joe, we will not fuck you."

I'd much rather sing, "O Canada".

 

[Never]

Weevil:
"See, it's easy for you lesbians to dismiss these concerns."
Very, very true.

"You make out like bandits when straight women are disappointed with men after they've been built up on the media driven ideal."
Both sexes have media driven ideals and both sexes have people that are foolish enough to fall for it and those who are see it as the BS it is. That said, many straight and bisexual women do like to complain about men to me but I've yet to get any pussy out of it.

 

[sunstruck]

See, it's easy for you lesbians to dismiss these concerns. You make out like bandits when straight women are disappointed with men after they've been built up on the media driven ideal.

Neither Oliviana nor I are a lesbian.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I thought that you were finished though? Is this going to be in the similar vein of "goodbye" threads? I'll keep baiting, you'll keep posting?

Now you've got him down pat.

 

[Weevil]

Both sexes have media driven ideals and both sexes have people that are foolish enough to fall for it and those who are see it as the BS it is. That said, many straight and bisexual women do like to complain about men to me but I've yet to get any pussy out of it.

Oh, I know both have media driven ideals, I'm just saying the male one is worse. Way more extreme.

And not getting any out of it might have to do with your high fallutin' morals. Don't you know that when straight women are complaining to you about men that it's the perfect time to make the move?

 

[Never]

sunstruck:
"Neither Oliviana nor I are a lesbian."

You must be the straight women who have been bamboozled by the media.

I don't have a TV either, by the way.

 

[Weevil]

Neither Oliviana nor I are a lesbian.

Well, it's always nice to get an unrequested piece of very personal information but I was referring to Never.

 

[sunstruck]

Well, it's always nice to get an unrequested piece of very personal information but I was referring to Never.

Then why did you quote Oliviana and myself and say "lesbianS"

 

[Weevil]

sunstruck:
"Neither Oliviana nor I are a lesbian."

You must be the straight women who have been bamboozled by the media.

Not Oliviana. She's too good for TV.

 

[Olivianna]

Not Oliviana. She's too good for TV.

Nice.

I'll repeat again: I'm too bad for TV. I'm a sucker for the most base television programs; I cannot resist them.

 

[Weevil]

Nice.

I'll repeat again: I'm too bad for TV. I'm a sucker for the most base television programs; I cannot resist them.

Well obviously you can as you don't watch them.