"How Desperate Housewives Is Castrating Us All" (a bit of humor and a bit of truth)

[GirlMidnite]

I think you'd like me to molest you, then pin you down and have my way with you.

There is always the possibility of that, I am a masochist after all.

 

[John Doe]

There is always the possibility of that, I am a masochist after all.

Oh? Well it turns out I'm aa sadist...we're perfect for each other!

When the masochist says hurt me, you know what the sadist says?
"No."

 

[GirlMidnite]

Oh? Well it turns out I'm aa sadist...we're perfect for each other!

When the masochist says hurt me, you know what the sadist says?
"No."

and you know what a masochist says back? "you said no...ooh you're turning me on."

 

[John Doe]

and you know what a masochist says back? "you said no...ooh you're turning me on."

touche. That could go around forever though I imagine...or not?

 

[GirlMidnite]

touche. That could go around forever though I imagine...or not?

It could get very tautological. Unless of course, someone uses the paddle