I asked my doctor about cutting the string on the underside of my tongue, I read about this somewhere, but he was definitely opposed to the idea, something about swallowing the tongue...so I do these excercises like sticking it out as far as it will go and wriggling it around...anyone else have ideas?
How can I make my tongue longer?
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Notlove:
“..so I do these exercises like sticking it out as far as it will go and wriggling it around...anyone else have ideas?”
The tongue is a group of muscles and, like all muscles, can be stretched. Simply spend a few moments everyday trying to touch your nose with your tongue, it may never actually touch your nose, but it will stretch a bit.
If I were you, however, I’d work more on the strength and stamina of my tongue than the length.
“..so I do these exercises like sticking it out as far as it will go and wriggling it around...anyone else have ideas?”
The tongue is a group of muscles and, like all muscles, can be stretched. Simply spend a few moments everyday trying to touch your nose with your tongue, it may never actually touch your nose, but it will stretch a bit.
If I were you, however, I’d work more on the strength and stamina of my tongue than the length.
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And how do you do that Never?
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They have things like cock extenders in sex shops...dont they have them for yourtounge too?
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I'd like to give a vote of support to your doctor. If you do a home surgery and cut the frenulum binding your tongue do the bottom of your mouth you -will- risk swallowing your own tongue... and if you do it while you're sleeping, it won't be pretty.
To the best of my knowledge all tissues response to stretching. You can for instance stretch the frenulum on your penis. I see no reason why you couldn't do the same. To grasp your tongue more easily use a flat cotton makup square, a tissue, or some other dry cloth like material.... it will be infinitely easier than trying to grasp the tongue with your bare hands. Then just stretch it out as far as you can without causing pain. Steady and applied tension will stimulate the cells to divide. If I could grow a whole foreskin this way, you can make your tongue stick out farther.
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To the best of my knowledge all tissues response to stretching. You can for instance stretch the frenulum on your penis. I see no reason why you couldn't do the same. To grasp your tongue more easily use a flat cotton makup square, a tissue, or some other dry cloth like material.... it will be infinitely easier than trying to grasp the tongue with your bare hands. Then just stretch it out as far as you can without causing pain. Steady and applied tension will stimulate the cells to divide. If I could grow a whole foreskin this way, you can make your tongue stick out farther.
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Maybe he's been watching too many KISS videos.
But really, are you trying to arouse a girl, or scare kids at Halloween?
But really, are you trying to arouse a girl, or scare kids at Halloween?
Buzzzzz
I suspect he's too young to know where the clit is and that you don't actually need to be able to lick your own eyebrows to get close to it with a typical tongue.
To actually stretch your tongue you should 1st have it peirced then attach
stuff to it and sleep with your head over the side of the bed with the weight dangling. A bonus would be if you got a dog or cat to play with the dangling weight through the night (pull, Spot. Puuulll!!) Work up over a couple of nights to a bowling ball or similar weight and soon you'll be able to
grab her from across a subway car not just tickle her kidneys. All the girls will love you and you'll be a hero.
NOT !
My vote though is going with: To Catch Flies
Buuzzzzzzzzz * SPLATT*
YUM !
I suspect he's too young to know where the clit is and that you don't actually need to be able to lick your own eyebrows to get close to it with a typical tongue.
To actually stretch your tongue you should 1st have it peirced then attach
stuff to it and sleep with your head over the side of the bed with the weight dangling. A bonus would be if you got a dog or cat to play with the dangling weight through the night (pull, Spot. Puuulll!!) Work up over a couple of nights to a bowling ball or similar weight and soon you'll be able to
grab her from across a subway car not just tickle her kidneys. All the girls will love you and you'll be a hero.
NOT !
My vote though is going with: To Catch Flies
Buuzzzzzzzzz * SPLATT*
YUM !
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Re: Buzzzzz
But I did read of an Eastern European movie actress of yesteryear who could touch the tip of her nose with her tongue. It was used to good effect in a movie in which she stuck her tongue out at a schoolmistress when her back was turned.
I've always dreamed of having a tongue like that.
Now how many of you have actually managed to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongues? I used to be very proud that I could do this, but it seems anyone can pick up the skill. It could be useful in bars. Remember twin peaks? But the action is mostly in the teeth.
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But I did read of an Eastern European movie actress of yesteryear who could touch the tip of her nose with her tongue. It was used to good effect in a movie in which she stuck her tongue out at a schoolmistress when her back was turned.
I've always dreamed of having a tongue like that.
Now how many of you have actually managed to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongues? I used to be very proud that I could do this, but it seems anyone can pick up the skill. It could be useful in bars. Remember twin peaks? But the action is mostly in the teeth.
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I'm hoping this isn't some macho posing thing. If I can't make my wang longer, I'll go for my tongue being extended...sigh. Why are we so infatuated at getting our bodies to be this ideal??? Just because you have a longer or larger appendage doesn't guarantee that you're going to be a better lover. Is this more ego than anything else??
Don't alter your body. Alter your mind & approach long before your body appearance.
Don't alter your body. Alter your mind & approach long before your body appearance.
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Besides as you age, you want your flaccid tongue dangling out of your mouth like a rabid hyena??
THANKS
thanks to everyone for the amusing comments and the serious ones too. I am old enough to be in KISS not just to know who they are and I was patiently taught the anatomy of the female genetalia by an older woman when I was just a lad. Having said all that I still think a long tongue is viewed by many as erotic (myself included) and my goal is to be able to lick my nose not just touch it. I need to get back to my excercises...I'll keep everyone appraised of the results.
thanks to everyone for the amusing comments and the serious ones too. I am old enough to be in KISS not just to know who they are and I was patiently taught the anatomy of the female genetalia by an older woman when I was just a lad. Having said all that I still think a long tongue is viewed by many as erotic (myself included) and my goal is to be able to lick my nose not just touch it. I need to get back to my excercises...I'll keep everyone appraised of the results.
My tongue can't even make it half way to my nose. I'd have to stretch it a good inch to even brush the tip of my nose. But I've never really thought about it much.
And hey, I'm young enough (21) to be Gene Simmons' illegimate child and I still know/like KISS. Actually, I posted that original comment but forgot to log in...
Good luck with your tongue enlargements. You'll be able to woo the ladies with that impressive bulge in your cheek.
And hey, I'm young enough (21) to be Gene Simmons' illegimate child and I still know/like KISS. Actually, I posted that original comment but forgot to log in...
Good luck with your tongue enlargements. You'll be able to woo the ladies with that impressive bulge in your cheek.
