How About a Question Thread?

[yui]

Get me one for my birthday, so Legolas will have a boyfriend? He and California Barbie are just good friends.

Oh, don't ruin my Legolas fantasy, Carson! It's very elaborate and it involves rings and horses, but no hobbits...

 

[minsue]

You're welcome to, but evidently the cocoa is all in a heap on top of the first slice. Either that, or there's an exploded metaphor spattered all over the top of it.

Shanglan

I haven't had dinner yet. I'm literally salivating over the thought of cocoa, show-not-tell cake, and exploded metaphors.

 

[moonlight elf]

*LAUGH*!!!!!

Oh, you're too great Shang!

Here is an ultimate question: What gender is the horse?

That's one that I'd like to know

 

[carsonshepherd]

I haven't had dinner yet. I'm literally salivating over the thought of cocoa, show-not-tell cake, and exploded metaphors.

salivating, spattered, exploded.... damn, this cake is making me hot.

 

[neonlyte]

Settle for the tale in the horse, not the tail on the horse

 

[BlackShanglan]

... it involves rings and horses, but no hobbits...

Naturally. It has all of the good parts.

They didn't strip search me... which surprised the fuck out of me actually, the way they were treating me I more than half expected it.

Tch. All of the hassle and none of the fetishistic fun. Those boys really are losing their touch.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Settle for the tale in the horse, not the tail on the horse

Reminds me of the story in the Decameron where the priest is "sticking the tail on the horse." I always loved that one.

 

[cantdog]

I was overjoyed about the waitress. My sister was amused. My nephew was jealous, I think. It was okay.

Toilet paper has a great smell, for cats and for dogs. They want to experience it. Close up and personal. They go wow the whole time. Cats like the unrolling action, too. Super bals distract them. Dogs persist, because superballs lack the smell.

Just my opinion.

Cloudy's new story is worth the read, for sure.

 

[BlackShanglan]

salivating, spattered, exploded.... damn, this cake is making me hot.

Let's put marshmallows in it too. You can't go wrong with marshmallows.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Toilet paper has a great smell, for cats and for dogs. They want to experience it. Close up and personal. They go wow the whole time. Cats like the unrolling action, too. Super bals distract them. Dogs persist, because superballs lack the smell.

.

My dogs eat it.

 

[yui]

Settle for the tale in the horse, not the tail on the horse

This one made me do a double take...I thought for just a heartbeat you were talking about something else entirely.

 

[tolyk]

This one made me do a double take...I thought for just a heartbeat you were talking about something else entirely.

*chuckle* Me too

 

[carsonshepherd]

Let's put marshmallows in it too. You can't go wrong with marshmallows.

Peeps, anyone?

which leads me to more questions...

• Peeps. What the fuck are they?
• How can anyone eat them?
• What makes them so disgusting?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I haven't had dinner yet. I'm literally salivating over the thought of cocoa, show-not-tell cake, and exploded metaphors.

want some fettucini? Mmm, yummy.

why can't I get motivated to write the big masturbation scene in this story?

why do people send me forwards that they know I am not going to read?

who invented underwires and where I can I find them to kick their ass?

 

[yui]

That's one that I'd like to know

Me three. Just when I think I have it all figured out, something will happen to change my mind... *sigh*

 

[tolyk]

want some fettucini? Mmm, yummy.

why can't I get motivated to write the big masturbation scene in this story?

why do people send me forwards that they know I am not going to read?

who invented underwires and where I can I find them to kick their ass?

Hmm.. not enough 'hands on knowledge' ? Go gain some more and try again.

Because people are obsessed with the forward button, it is one of those constants in life.

It was a man, just kick the next man's ass that you encounter to make up for it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Is it my turn yet?

 

[BlackShanglan]

This one made me do a double take...I thought for just a heartbeat you were talking about something else entirely.

One can but hope.

Peeps, anyone?

which leads me to more questions...

• Peeps. What the fuck are they?
• How can anyone eat them?
• What makes them so disgusting?

My God. Have I ever really known you?

Rally to me, my flourescent sugar-drenched flocklings!

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hmm.. not enough 'hands on knowledge' ? Go gain some more and try again.

Because people are obsessed with the forward button, it is one of those constants in life.

It was a man, just kick the next man's ass that you encounter to make up for it.

Good idea

those fuckers.

It'll be my boyfriend, he's gonna get his ass kicked.

 

[yui]

why do people send me forwards that they know I am not going to read?

Because they forward to EVERYONE in their whole freaking address book?! This drives me crazy!!!

 

[yui]

Is it my turn yet?

Oh, hell. Are we supposed to be taking turns?!

 

[carsonshepherd]

One can but hope.



My God. Have I ever really known you?

Rally to me, my flourescent sugar-drenched flocklings!

Shanglan

Do you eat the ones that are shaped like elves for Christmas too?

It's okay if you do. I don't judge.

 

[tolyk]

Good idea

those fuckers.

It'll be my boyfriend, he's gonna get his ass kicked.

I thought it was too, make sure to give us all the details afterwards, for practise in writing the scene of course.

As Yui said, it annoys me too, because then everyone on their list has my email, and some companies collect email addresses from chain letters to send spam out too.. annoying.

Whoops, tell him I said sorry afterwards


PS - Aren't we only supposed to be asking questions?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is it my turn yet?

Absolutely.

(That was my first answer.)

 

[moonlight elf]

What anime series should I watch next?
Am I any good at art?
Why do I love playing with clay?