How About a Question Thread?

[yui]

Is snakeskin one word?

No (not if he has a last name).

 

[carsonshepherd]

Problem solved, then. Hmmm. Don't suppose you also know how to get stubborn stains out of carpet?

OxyClean. Or hardwood.

 

[BlackShanglan]

• What is the attraction with dogs and toilet paper?

You're not supposed to use them for the same thing, dear one.

• Just one beer? Please?

So long as you come over here to get it. Until then, no beer for you.

 

[ElizabethWest]

OxyClean. Or hardwood.

Thief!

 

[minsue]

Slides? PowerPoint?

. .

 

[cantdog]

Actually, Shang, you spread it subtly through the narrative, like folding in the cocoa in angel food cake.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You're not supposed to use them for the same thing, dear one.

Why are tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks right now?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

• Why do people purchase Ken dolls?

I don't know why everyone else did, but I got them so Donny Osmond would have someone to make out with.

 

[tolyk]

Carson, I was going to say oxyclean That stuff works pretty good.

• Do women really find me attractive?
• Why have I had writer's block for 3 years?
• Why does it seem like border guards (for any country) have a very large stick shoved up their asses?

 

[BlackShanglan]

religious fuckheads

Interesting point of usage: it is actually possible for those words to exist seperately.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't know why everyone else did, but I got them so Donny Osmond would have someone to make out with.

Get me one for my birthday, so Legolas will have a boyfriend? He and California Barbie are just good friends.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Actually, Shang, you spread it subtly through the narrative, like folding in the cocoa in angel food cake.

Folding ... folding ... problem is that I baked the cake first and am now trying to fold in the cocoa. *sigh*

Time to recall all those years of origami.

 

[minsue]

You're not supposed to use them for the same thing, dear one.

 

[neonlyte]

• What the f*** am I doing up at 4.00 am
• Who ordered fog?
• There's a EuroDisney?

 

[BlackShanglan]

• Why does it seem like border guards (for any country) have a very large stick shoved up their asses?

And what precise threat to national security does Tolyk present? Is it the sock, or what's in it?

 

[minsue]

Folding ... folding ... problem is that I baked the cake first and am now trying to fold in the cocoa. *sigh*

Time to recall all those years of origami.

Can I eat that one while you start over?

 

[tolyk]

And what precise threat do national security does Tolyk present? Is it the sock?

*LAUGH*!!!!!

Oh, you're too great Shang!

Here is an ultimate question: What gender is the horse?

 

[yui]

OxyClean. Or hardwood.

Oh, thank god, you know the answer! I can stop googling now...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

And what precise threat to national security does Tolyk present? Is it the sock, or what's in it?

"Hold on there son, you aint bringing that big thing in here, ya might put somebody's eye out."

 

[BlackShanglan]

Can I eat that one while you start over?

You're welcome to, but evidently the cocoa is all in a heap on top of the first slice. Either that, or there's an exploded metaphor spattered all over the top of it.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Here is an ultimate question: What gender is the horse?

I'm eager for that answer myself.

 

[carsonshepherd]

• Why do I love Shanglan so much?
• When I said one beer, why didn't I realize, we only HAVE one beer?
• Why the fuck not?

 

[BlackShanglan]

• Why do I love Shanglan so much?
• When I said one beer, why didn't I realize, we only HAVE one beer?
• Why the fuck not?

Because I said so.

Because you're a writer not a counter.

Because I said so.

 

[moonlight elf]

Why not?

k, taking the paint out....

 

[tolyk]

"Hold on there son, you aint bringing that big thing in here, ya might put somebody's eye out."

They didn't strip search me... which surprised the fuck out of me actually, the way they were treating me I more than half expected it.

Why does the nana not stop dancing? I mean, it must get tired eventually.