Le Jacquelope
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Gringao, after a long joyride through the backwoods (and an unexpected rendezvous with a tree he'd known and loved for years), finally gets home, a half hour before his parents are supposed to get back.
Except, alas, he finds his mom and dad waiting for him in the yard.
Upon seeing their wrecked pickup truck they panic and yank him from the vehicle. After a few minutes of yelling and harsh admonishment, Gringao's father takes off his belt.
At this point Gringao holds his hands up in front of him defensively and says, "But wait, daddy, it's not my fault! Ted Kennedy drove his car into the water and killed his girlfriend, and he got away with it!"
His parents pause. His father thinks. "You know, you're right," he says, lowering his belt. "The Democrats did it, so why should I punish you?"
His mother adds, "You're right, son, it's about time we held the Democrats responsible for what they've done to America!"
Except, alas, he finds his mom and dad waiting for him in the yard.
Upon seeing their wrecked pickup truck they panic and yank him from the vehicle. After a few minutes of yelling and harsh admonishment, Gringao's father takes off his belt.
At this point Gringao holds his hands up in front of him defensively and says, "But wait, daddy, it's not my fault! Ted Kennedy drove his car into the water and killed his girlfriend, and he got away with it!"
His parents pause. His father thinks. "You know, you're right," he says, lowering his belt. "The Democrats did it, so why should I punish you?"
His mother adds, "You're right, son, it's about time we held the Democrats responsible for what they've done to America!"
