~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

I will always be a Texan, and yes, I will always have my small town attitude and good demeanor wherever I go.

It is enlightening to live other places, so when you come home you appreciate it in a new light.

Aww... now see I like that. I love a man with manners. A good Southern boy. They are so very rare. Why y'all may be on the endangered species list.
Maybe we should start a program to protect you, start holding concerts and selling T-shirts ~ 'Save the Southern Gentleman' [laughs]

Seriously it's hard enough to find him in RL let alone on the internet. So a big ol' smooch for you.

 

[Size13]

Aww... now see I like that. I love a man with manners. A good Southern boy. They are so very rare. Why y'all may be on the endangered species list.
Maybe we should start a program to protect you, start holding concerts and selling T-shirts ~ 'Save the Southern Gentleman' [laughs]

Seriously it's hard enough to find him in RL let alone on the internet. So a big ol' smooch for you.

Thanks for the complement. You would surprised though how many women try to take advantage of my good nature.

That being said, I have very good personality perception, and I can smell a bitch or a cunt a mile away. I am not taken advantage of very often.

It is a sad state of affairs that a few spoil it for the rest of the lovely ladies in the world.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Thanks for the complement. You would surprised though how many women try to take advantage of my good nature.

That being said, I have very good personality perception, and I can smell a bitch or a cunt a mile away. I am not taken advantage of very often.

It is a sad state of affairs that a few spoil it for the rest of the lovely ladies in the world.

Crap! Trying to think if I put on my deodorant today as I have been known to be a snarky bitch on occasion. Just ask Pmann. But then again he's a big ol' crybaby so on second thought, don't. [laughs]

Oh but darlin' you forgot the cover charge for tonight...

... tonight in honor of the American, ya know what? let's open this up, in honor of workers everywhere , the cover charge is tell me your worst case of mistreatment at the hands of a customer. Come on we've all had them. Whether we were/are working in some restaurant or retail store, we have all had that one customer that just pissed us off. That one customer that made you want to lean over and smack the shit out of them even if it did get you fired.

So tell Mama Blu your worst story of an asshole customer.

 

[blulilacgrl]

YES!! Do I get Mommy points for the introduction of good music?

Just walked in the door and I have to tell someone about this. The boys have been begging for McD's for about 2 weeks now. [laughs] I know mean mommy that I am, but today I relented. They have each been really good at school and it's Friday. So I decided we're in town I would let them have a treat. We are in the drive thru and I turned down the ipod to place the order. Oldest waits until we get to the pay window to ask for me to turn it back up. Not really paying attention to the music I simply reach over to turn it up, just as I hear him say "This is my favorite song, ever". The lady at the window burst out laughing as 'Fat Bottom Girls' starts blaring out of my speakers.

Then the whole way home I can only smile and sing along while my boys air jam and keep repeating "Oh I love this one" to Queen!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Crap! Trying to think if I put on my deodorant today as I have been known to be a snarky bitch on occasion. Just ask Pmann. But then again he's a big ol' crybaby so on second thought, don't. [laughs]

Oh but darlin' you forgot the cover charge for tonight...

I don't just think of you as a snarky bitch. I think you are an assholey bitch. A bitchy bitch. An annoying bitch. A mean bitch. A bitch with a hot sister who wants my cock. You are many things to me.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I don't just think of you as a snarky bitch. I think you are an assholey bitch. A bitchy bitch. An annoying bitch. A mean bitch. A bitch with a hot sister who wants my cock. You are many things to me.

Aww...you say the sweetest things. So romantical *swoon*

 

[Spudicus]

Good Afternoon Blu!!

So my cover charge: I used to manage a produce dept. a couple of years ago. It was near thanksgiving, so we were pretty busy. However, we had a freak ice storm hit that basically closed the roads for a day or so - which caused our shipment to be late, wgich meant we were running out of product. So I make it in, and we're waiting for the truck to show, when this older lady comes stomping over like an elephant and blurts "Where the fuck are the pineapples?". I replied "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but because of the ice storm, our truck is very late, and we are waiting on it for our shipment.". She glares at me. "Do you people have any idea how much I need that pineapple right now?", she says. I look at her and say"Ma'am, I'd like to have pineapple to sell you, but the weather.." She interrupts, "You should have known this was going to happen! I'm never shopping here again, it's clear you don't care about your customers!" For about 5 seconds as she walked away, I quickly weighed how much my job was worth, as I considered tossing an orange nearby at her head. I ended up going to the (empty) walk-in and yelling FUCK at the top of my lungs. I felt better after that

 

[blulilacgrl]

Good Afternoon Blu!!

So my cover charge: I used to manage a produce dept. a couple of years ago. It was near thanksgiving, so we were pretty busy. However, we had a freak ice storm hit that basically closed the roads for a day or so - which caused our shipment to be late, wgich meant we were running out of product. So I make it in, and we're waiting for the truck to show, when this older lady comes stomping over like an elephant and blurts "Where the fuck are the pineapples?". I replied "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but because of the ice storm, our truck is very late, and we are waiting on it for our shipment.". She glares at me. "Do you people have any idea how much I need that pineapple right now?", she says. I look at her and say"Ma'am, I'd like to have pineapple to sell you, but the weather.." She interrupts, "You should have known this was going to happen! I'm never shopping here again, it's clear you don't care about your customers!" For about 5 seconds as she walked away, I quickly weighed how much my job was worth, as I considered tossing an orange nearby at her head. I ended up going to the (empty) walk-in and yelling FUCK at the top of my lungs. I felt better after that

Oh my God! Srsly? Lmao!

Although now I have to admit I am stumped. What dish at Thanksgiving requires pineapple? Ummm...was she going for a tropical flavored turkey do you think?

How you doin' tonight sweetcheeks? You want Tequila tonight or you in the mood for somethin' different?

 

[Spudicus]

Tequila will work just fine

I think she was making a fruit salad as a side dish. Just a guess on my part

I'm doing ok tonight - long weekend ahead, so I am stoked about that!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aww...you say the sweetest things. So romantical *swoon*

Keep your pants on girly. Your husband is paying me to be your friend. Not woo you.

 

[papadoc19]

What's up Mama Blu?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Tequila will work just fine

I think she was making a fruit salad as a side dish. Just a guess on my part

I'm doing ok tonight - long weekend ahead, so I am stoked about that!

Yep lovin' the 3 day weekend! Any plans?

Keep your pants on girly. Your husband is paying me to be your friend. Not woo you.

Please! You know you looooove me. You so love me!

Now pay the damn cover charge or get the hell out! Assclown.

What's up Mama Blu?

Hi Big Papa!

Been missin' you! How are you tonight Sugarbritches?

 

[neakman]

Cover charge payment:....Well it is not exactly a customer rant, but it did get me fired. I am a physical therapist and I had a brief stint in a nursing home (never again), and I had a patient that I knew was not being treated properly and was bed bound and never bathed, although he was being marked down as being bathed during the night shift. When I brought it to the charge nurse's attention she said the record showed he was being bathed. I was so angry because of the unfair treatment to this man who could not help himself that I had to "prove" he was being neglected. SO, I took a small ( the size of a pencil eraser) amount of Witeout and put it right on the middle of his thigh and let it dry. The next day when he was SUPPOSED to have been bathed the night before and it had BEEN MARKED down in the log book, I took the charge nurse to the guy's bed and showed her the mark. She said "what is that?"....I explained that I had put it there the DAY BEFORE!. Instead of getting on the nurse's aides for fraud....she got me fired.....
Happy Labor Day......LOL

 

[blulilacgrl]

Cover charge payment:....Well it is not exactly a customer rant, but it did get me fired. I am a physical therapist and I had a brief stint in a nursing home (never again), and I had a patient that I knew was not being treated properly and was bed bound and never bathed, although he was being marked down as being bathed during the night shift. When I brought it to the charge nurse's attention she said the record showed he was being bathed. I was so angry because of the unfair treatment to this man who could not help himself that I had to "prove" he was being neglected. SO, I took a small ( the size of a pencil eraser) amount of Witeout and put it right on the middle of his thigh and let it dry. The next day when he was SUPPOSED to have been bathed the night before and it had BEEN MARKED down in the log book, I took the charge nurse to the guy's bed and showed her the mark. She said "what is that?"....I explained that I had put it there the DAY BEFORE!. Instead of getting on the nurse's aides for fraud....she got me fired.....
Happy Labor Day......LOL

OMG! That's horrible! To tell you the truth I am at a loss for words. And that says a lot. I would be so fuckin' pissed if that happened to someone I cared about. I'm sorry I'm simply stunned with outrage.

 

[neakman]

It happened many years ago, but taught me a valuable lesson about human nature....people CYA...almost always.

hey Blu babe.

 

[blulilacgrl]

It happened many years ago, but taught me a valuable lesson about human nature....people CYA...almost always.

hey Blu babe.

Hey sugar! You get an extra big hug and kiss tonight. Okay so I have ulterior motives, you still haven't put a shirt on and God I have been dying to get my hands on you. But I will say it's for being such a stand up guy and everyone will believe that ,right?

How are you doin' tonight and whatcha drinkin'?

Any plans for the weekend?

 

[neakman]

Hey sugar! You get an extra big hug and kiss tonight. Okay so I have ulterior motives, you still haven't put a shirt on and God I have been dying to get my hands on you. But I will say it's for being such a stand up guy and everyone will believe that ,right?

How are you doin' tonight and whatcha drinkin'?

Any plans for the weekend?

hmmmm, that extra squeeze feels reallllllyyyy good.
I have pants on in my other pic.....what do you want??

how about a beer...im not a liquor guy normally

 

[blulilacgrl]

hmmmm, that extra squeeze feels reallllllyyyy good.
I have pants on in my other pic.....what do you want??

how about a beer...im not a liquor guy normally

What kinda beer you like?

Personally my all time fav is Chimay but I have to admit it knocks me on my ass! I can barely finish one bottle.

Wait! You're not wearing pants either in your av?
*angles computer screen trying to peer past edge of photo*

 

[neakman]

What kinda beer you like?

Personally my all time fav is Chimay but I have to admit it knocks me on my ass! I can barely finish one bottle.

Wait! You're not wearing pants either in your av?
*angles computer screen trying to peer past edge of photo*

dont bother, I already have tried on others.....doesnt work....

Im a microbrew kinda dude.....was out in Colorado a few months ago and tasted some amazing brews....
could you fly in a bit of the Hazed and Infused from Boulder.

 

[blulilacgrl]

dont bother, I already have tried on others.....doesnt work....

Im a microbrew kinda dude.....was out in Colorado a few months ago and tasted some amazing brews....
could you fly in a bit of the Hazed and Infused from Boulder.

I cooooulld do that. Whatcha gonna give me if I do?

 

[neakman]

I cooooulld do that. Whatcha gonna give me if I do?

give you??

I thought you were doing this on an altruistic basis...?

what would you desire Blu?

 

[blulilacgrl]

give you??

I thought you were doing this on an altruistic basis...?

what would you desire Blu?

Oh no sugarbaby. This is a business. I have to factor in shipping costs and storage space for this beer you are requesting. That is some serious outlay of cash there darlin'.

So let's see what do I desire.... I'm going to have to really think about that. Think long and hard about that. Maybe even discuss it with some of the ladies around here. Hmmm... can I get back to you on that?

Or better yet what are you offerin'?

 

[neakman]

Oh no sugarbaby. This is a business. I have to factor in shipping costs and storage space for this beer you are requesting. That is some serious outlay of cash there darlin'.

So let's see what do I desire.... I'm going to have to really think about that. Think long and hard about that. Maybe even discuss it with some of the ladies around here. Hmmm... can I get back to you on that?

Or better yet what are you offerin'?

the first to make an offer in a negotiation loses.......

 

[blulilacgrl]

the first to make an offer in a negotiation loses.......

Well now, that all depends on whether or not the first offer can satisfy the desires of both parties don't you think? I mean, speaking purely of business negotiations of course.

 

[neakman]

Well now, that all depends on whether or not the first offer can satisfy the desires of both parties don't you think? I mean, speaking purely of business negotiations of course.

I have some possible offers.....however I dont want them to be compromised by making them public. It would lower the value of the offer.....so contact me to find out the opening salvo.