House-husbands and wives for Droid cultivation Unite!

[Starfish]

I am sick of housework and I know you are too.


For 100 bucks, you can get a mini, interactive R2-D2 that will bring you a drink, right? Okay, so you have to put the drink in his 'hand' but whatever. I imagine that if we dove a bunch of research into it, we couldn't have fully functioning domestic droids to do the shitty work for us by 2010.


And fuck that paranoia shit about computers taking over the world. We program them to think. We tell them what to think. If we use it for housework, then no one will want to go to war anyway, because we'll all have clean, shiney homes and dinner will be made when you want it. Who would complain?

Plus you only have to pay for them, you don't have to pay them.

I am all for it. Who is with me?

 

[Guest]

They already had it in Rocky III or IV

 

[Starfish]

Couldn't have cared less about those movies.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Robots rock. But if I had one I wouldnt bother with having it clean my house. First off I would make it dance to entertain me. Later I might see if I could convince it to super raygun arm blast my next door neighbor who thinks it's cool to play the bugle. I bet if he was on the receiving end of super raygun blasts from the arms of my robot, he would rethink that fucking hobby.

 

[Purrde Flower]

I'm with ya!

 

[Starfish]

They could make em have screw on cock attachments for lance.

 

[phrodeau]

Trouble is, the manufacturers will only make robots that do specific tasks, so you'll need one robot to beat the rugs, another robot to sweep the stable, a different robot to re-sod the roof, etc.

It'll be the same as with the trade unions.

 

[Starfish]

My robot will just do laundry then.

And kill off trade federation members and imperial allies.