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Okay, so what words do you like? Why? What words do you not like? Why?

It doesn't have to be in the same post.

I'll start:

I don't like the word BITCH. Actually, I love using the word toward an inanimate object, i.e. my computer, or any mechanical device that isn't working properly--I can often be heard saying, "You fucking bitch, I'm gonna fuck your ass!" to my poor, abused computer. Why I would say that I have no idea, but it happens A LOT!

But I hate using it in reference to a woman. I also don't like it when girls refer to themselves as Bitches. I don't like it, something about it doesn't sound right to me.
 
Okay, so what words do you like? Why? What words do you not like? Why?

It doesn't have to be in the same post.

I'll start:

I don't like the word BITCH. Actually, I love using the word toward an inanimate object, i.e. my computer, or any mechanical device that isn't working properly--I can often be heard saying, "You fucking bitch, I'm gonna fuck your ass!" to my poor, abused computer. Why I would say that I have no idea, but it happens A LOT!

But I hate using it in reference to a woman. I also don't like it when girls refer to themselves as Bitches. I don't like it, something about it doesn't sound right to me.

I agree on this one...I very much dislike the B word...
 
Let's have a serious discussion about COCKSUCKER.

I think it's time we changed the connotation of the word cocksucker to mean something wonderful that someone has done for you. I mean, who doesn't like having their cock sucked? So, the person who is sucking said cock is a kind person giving a wonderful gift.

Therefore, I think the word cocksucker should be used like this:

It's Christmas morning, you open your present, it's from your mom, she spent months knitting you a nice sweater. You appreciate it so you say, "Gee thank you, Mom. I really like this sweater you made for me. You know . . . you're real cocksucker!"

Wouldn't you want to live in a world where cocksucker was a nice word to call someone?
 
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I love the word KANGAROO. Every time I say that word it makes me smile.

I also love PELICAN, again, how can you say it without smiling.
 
How about some PUSSY.

There's another word I haven't loved over the years, but I have to admit it is kind of growing on me lately. I guess it depends on how it's used, when and by who (or is it whom? I never know!)

When a guy sees a hot chick and says, "Man, I'd like to eat her pussy!" I have to say no. That's not cool.

However, when in a moment of hot, naked passion whispering in her ear, "I want to eat your pussy" can be hot.

So I guess I'm on the fence about pussy (the word :rolleyes:). When a girl says it, though, holy hell! Major boner! :devil:
 
Let's examine TITS.

This is another word I'm on the fence about. I'm more of a boob guy than a tits guy. I love the word boobs because it is so descriptive of the thing it represents. Just look at the word--BOOBS. Look at all the circles in it. Even the S is a circle cut in half and flipped up on itself. The word looks like a bunch of boobs! It's perfect. And don't get me started on Boobies, once I get on boobies it's hard to get me off--other times I get off too soon :eek:

Tits sounds pointy to me. Some tits are pointy, that's not a bad thing, so I guess in some respect tits are appropriate and in others Boobs are appropriate.

I like saying the word boobs more than tits, but I guess realistically, they both feel right in my mouth.
 
If it's not too imposing I'd like to take a closer look at VAGINA.

Now here's a word that's ALL wrong. It sounds like a country in the South Seas, which I guess it is in a metaphorical sense. But to represent the beautiful, amazing, warm, moist, sensual, pleasure-giving, life transporting part of a woman's body. No sir, you can keep vagina.

English speaking people, I implore you--we need a better word!

Now I've heard every euphemistic word for it, but none of them work. I think we need to open a National Dialogue about this, let's put all other issues facing us aside and work this problem.

I ask you is there no one, nowhere that can come up with the right word? I've spent my life trying to accomplish this and I've come up with nothing. Maybe there isn't a word good enough to represent it.

Maybe a vagina is such a perfect thing it can't be named.

But rest assured, in the meantime, I'm going to stick as close as I can to this vagina thing.
 
I love the word KANGAROO. Every time I say that word it makes me smile.

KANGAROO haha I dont understand lol you don't smile when you hit one...

My favourite word ever is AUDACITY. It has been my fave word since I was like 12. I like the way it rolls off the tongue

I hate the word MOIST. It's gross and disgusting lol
 
KANGAROO haha I dont understand lol you don't smile when you hit one...

My favorite word ever is AUDACITY. It has been my fave word since I was like 12. I like the way it rolls off the tongue

I hate the word MOIST. It's gross and disgusting lol

Hitting an animal is always horrifying so I'm with you on that, but the word Kangaroo is still funny to me.

In fact, a lot of my favorite words come from Down Under. I even like saying Down Under. As in, "I wish I could go Down Under and get to know you better" If you know what I mean ;)

Also, ABORIGINE, TASMANIAN DEVIL, and of course one of the greatest words ever created: DIDGERIDOO.

If I went Down Under and saw an Aboriginal Kangaroo playing a Didgeridoo next to a Pelican in Tasmania I might just laugh my ass off! :)
 
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MOIST can be gross and disgusting, but it can also be hot.

Picking up a moist gym towel is gross. Being handed moist money is gross--especially if it came out of their pocket because you know why it's moist (yuck!)

Nothing's worse than hot, humid, moist air.

On the other hand, biting into a moist piece of cake--letting that moist, velvety texture fill your wet mouth as the icing coats your tongue, then slips seductively down your throat, well that's just . . . sexy. :)
 
How about some PUSSY.

There's another word I haven't loved over the years, but I have to admit it is kind of growing on me lately. I guess it depends on how it's used, when and by who (or is it whom? I never know!)

When a guy sees a hot chick and says, "Man, I'd like to eat her pussy!" I have to say no. That's not cool.

However, when in a moment of hot, naked passion whispering in her ear, "I want to eat your pussy" can be hot.

So I guess I'm on the fence about pussy (the word :rolleyes:). When a girl says it, though, holy hell! Major boner! :devil:
The word is not one I like, unless used in a hot sexual situation.
Let's examine TITS.

This is another word I'm on the fence about. I'm more of a boob guy than a tits guy. I love the word boobs because it is so descriptive of the thing it represents. Just look at the word--BOOBS. Look at all the circles in it. Even the S is a circle cut in half and flipped up on itself. The word looks like a bunch of boobs! It's perfect. And don't get me started on Boobies, once I get on boobies it's hard to get me off--other times I get off too soon :eek:

Tits sounds pointy to me. Some tits are pointy, that's not a bad thing, so I guess in some respect tits are appropriate and in others Boobs are appropriate.

I like saying the word boobs more than tits, but I guess realistically, they both feel right in my mouth.
I don't like the word. Breasts sound so unsexy. Boobs sounds juvenile but, it's the one I use.
If it's not too imposing I'd like to take a closer look at VAGINA.

Now here's a word that's ALL wrong. It sounds like a country in the South Seas, which I guess it is in a metaphorical sense. But to represent the beautiful, amazing, warm, moist, sensual, pleasure-giving, life transporting part of a woman's body. No sir, you can keep vagina.

English speaking people, I implore you--we need a better word!

Now I've heard every euphemistic word for it, but none of them work. I think we need to open a National Dialogue about this, let's put all other issues facing us aside and work this problem.

I ask you is there no one, nowhere that can come up with the right word? I've spent my life trying to accomplish this and I've come up with nothing. Maybe there isn't a word good enough to represent it.

Maybe a vagina is such a perfect thing it can't be named.

But rest assured, in the meantime, I'm going to stick as close as I can to this vagina thing.

Vagina just sounds so clinical. But, I'd rather use vagina than pussy, unless it's a sexual situation.
 
I like breasts, not tits... boobs/boobies really depends on who is saying it and the context of the conversation.

I don't mind pussy, but find cunt much more appealing in certain...um... moments. Ahem.

and, making my panties moist, is an apt description - if I am wearing them

however, some of my favorite words are not even sexual.

Whilst, for some reason always gets me moist and I start stroking my breasts before moving lower to my...ah... you don't like that word. ;)
 
I like breasts, not tits... boobs/boobies really depends on who is saying it and the context of the conversation.

I don't mind pussy, but find cunt much more appealing in certain...um... moments. Ahem.

and, making my panties moist, is an apt description - if I am wearing them

however, some of my favorite words are not even sexual.

Whilst, for some reason always gets me moist and I start stroking my breasts before moving lower to my...ah... you don't like that word. ;)

I have to agree on preferring the word "cunt" to "pussy" in those more delicate situations. I once had someone write me what they'd like to do to my "sweet cunt" and I melted right there.

I cannot, however, get onboard with the word "moist". No matter the situation.
 
I love old movies and one of the best is Double Indemnity. In that there is a conversation between the two leads who say:

"Maybe I oughtn't have come"
"Yeah, maybe you oughtn't have"

I feel like we need to bring OUGHTN'T HAVE back into the mainstream.

Especially when talking to a good for nothing Dame.
 
Okay, let's put DICK on the table, slap it around and see what we can get out of it.

I think dick is a good word. It sounds like what it is. A swinging piece of meat that's all business.

I won't say I like Dick, but I do think there is room for dick.

I do, however, think dick only applies to a flaccid penis. Once it gets hard it becomes a COCK. Think about it, you would say "Don't point that cock at me!" or "Don't come in here swinging your dick all over the place." If you said "Don't point that dick at me!" or "Don't come in here swinging that cock all over the place" it doesn't work as well.

At least that's my opinion.

And, while we're here, let's also think about PENIS for a minute. What a stupid sounding word! It sounds like an outdoor game played with a racket.

"Hey, Fellas, want to come over and play penis together. I'll give you the first whack!"

Dick works, it's lewd to be sure, but it sounds like what it is. Cock sounds right when it's hard.

And penis is simply ridiculous.
 
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I like pretty much all the words for all the parts. The more, the merrier! I'm a writer, and I like having a wide variety to choose from, depending on what I want to communicate.

Although sometimes what I like to do is pull back from using any specific words at all, and give the reader room to hear in their head whichever words work best for them.
 
MOIST can be gross and disgusting, but it can also be hot.

Picking up a moist gym towel is gross. Being handed moist money is gross--especially if it came out of their pocket because you know why it's moist (yuck!)

Nothing's worse than hot, humid, moist air.

On the other hand, biting into a moist piece of cake--letting that moist, velvety texture fill your wet mouth as the icing coats your tongue, then slips seductively down your throat, well that's just . . . sexy. :)

Nope MOIST is still terrible...
 
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