hotter than?

[Guest]

as you travel around the country everyone has something to compare hot hot it is during the summer, i wonder how they come up with some like hotter than a peach orchard boar, wtf just how hot is that? does anybody else ever wonder? cant you just say its hotter than hell today?

 

[April]

cant you just say its hotter than hell today?

No I can't. Because that wouldn't be true.

 

[calypso_21]

Hotter than fuck works for me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hotter than the sweat on a sumo's nutsack.

 

[bluemuse]

Someone around here says, "Hotter 'n bug fuck."

 

[Guest]

another that i heard this summer , hotter than a blistered puss in a pepper box!!!

 

[bluemuse]

another that i heard this summer , hotter than a blistered puss in a pepper box!!!

Ouchie!! Poor kitty!

 

[The Squid King]

It's hot like wusabi...

is the one I always use.

 

[Lust Engine]

Foghorn Leghorn said it best when he said "It's hotter than a sweatband in a fireman's helmet"- feel free to add thick southern drawl to it too.