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[shereads]

Hey that's just because we stopped letting them snack on those damned fluffy highbrowed Poodles. (Even though we did try to explain to the Gators that the Poodles caused food poisoning due to their high hair content and their bad attitudes.) Sheesh.

Cat

Your attitude might suffer, too, if someone died your hair pink and styled it in a ball-shaped poof, creating the appearance of someone balancing a Ruby Red Graprefruit on his head. Poodles (standard-size, non-pink, minus the head-poof) were originally bred for hunting and retrieving. The Standard Poodle is said to be the most intelligent dog breed. If that's true, it could explain why you don't see a lot of Standard Poodles in Florida. They left the state when they realized their owners expected them to retrieve game in lakes infested with prehistoric fanged lizard-beasts the size of canoes.





BTW, SEACAT: It's raining. Not just raining; soaking, accompanied by flooding. Those few precious months of pleasant, non-threatening weather that we call The Dry Season are officially kaput.

Happy now?

How is your neighborhood celebrating the first monsoon of summer? Down here at the southern end of the nation's schwang, it's been enlivened by some tornado-like events that the National Weather Bureau says are not tornados.

Practice storms? Like stretching excercises before You-Know-What?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The hurricanes will put out the brush fires. That's good, right?

It's a good thing if you're able to make reservations for contractors, I guess.

 

[SeaCat]

Your attitude might suffer, too, if someone died your hair pink and styled it in a ball-shaped poof, creating the appearance of someone balancing a Ruby Red Graprefruit on his head. Poodles (standard-size, non-pink, minus the head-poof) were originally bred for hunting and retrieving. The Standard Poodle is said to be the most intelligent dog breed. If that's true, it could explain why you don't see a lot of Standard Poodles in Florida. They left the state when they realized their owners expected them to retrieve game in lakes infested with prehistoric fanged lizard-beasts the size of canoes.





BTW, SEACAT: It's raining. Not just raining; soaking, accompanied by flooding. Those few precious months of pleasant, non-threatening weather that we call The Dry Season are officially kaput.

Happy now?

How is your neighborhood celebrating the first monsoon of summer? Down here at the southern end of the nation's schwang, it's been enlivened by some tornado-like events that the National Weather Bureau says are not tornados.

Practice storms? Like stretching excercises before You-Know-What?

LOLOLOLOL

I saw a duck checking out the waterwings in Wal Mart earlier today.

Up here it hasn't been too bad. Some localy heavy downpours, for most of the day. Got to watch a car hydroplane off the road right up the street, no one was hurt. I had to make dinner inside today, there was no way I could use the grill outside. (Unless of course I wanted to make soup.)

Hey it could be worse. Look at what they're dealing with in New England.

Hey I did hear some good news. The Weather forecasters, after checking the chicken entrails have decided that the North East has more of a chance of getting hit this year than we do.

Cat

 

[FallingToFly]

Just once I'd like a good one to hit my end of the state. I'm a storm junkie.

There, my Nyquil induced blurt of the night. I'm going to go beat myself over the head until I fall asleep now.