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[R. Richard]

Ok, the first bear in 170 years is sighted in Germany. Apparently it is a big deal. Then we see: "the last wild bear seen in Germany was one killed in 1835 in western Bavaria." A bear comes into Germany and they kill it. Then they wonder why bears don't come into Germany? Doh! Then we read: "The regional authorities have mobilised teams to find the bear, anaesthetise it briefly, identify it and release it, a spokesman said." A bear comes into Germany and they kill it. Then, after a long while, another bear decides to chance it. However, we find that the authorities are going to supply the bear with drugs! Have the German authorities ever thought that, if they would stop killing bears that come into Germany, it would not be necessary to lure bears in with drugs? [I can see it now. Two bears meet in the woods, you know what they are doing in the woods. The one bear says, "I'm gonna go to Germany!" The second bear says, "Nix, nix, they kill bears there." The first bear says, "New program! Now you get high in Germany!"] Shocking!!!


Bear reported in Germany, first for 170 years


BERLIN (AFP) - A bear has been reported in Germany for the first time since 1835, police at Garmisch-Partenkirchen in the Bavarian Alps said, following the discovery of seven sheep carcasses.

The animal crossed into Germany from Austria, where about 30 bears live, and was spotted near the border on Thursday after destroying a beehive.

The German section of the World Wildlife Fund for Nature said that the last wild bear seen in Germany was one killed in 1835 in western Bavaria.

The regional authorities have mobilised teams to find the bear, anaesthetise it briefly, identify it and release it, a spokesman said.

Regional environment minister Werner Schnappauf said the bear "was welcome in Bavaria" and urged people not be afraid of it. Austrian experts who have been tracking the animal said it was unlikely to approach humans.

Hunters' associations said the bear's presence was "positive" but warned of the possible consequences for farmers.

Bavaria's wildlife inventory includes some 50 golden eagles, 20 adult lynx and a few wolves.

 

[CharleyH]

Ok, the first bear in 170 years is sighted in Germany. Apparently it is a big deal. Then we see: "the last wild bear seen in Germany was one killed in 1835 in western Bavaria." A bear comes into Germany and they kill it. Then they wonder why bears don't come into Germany? Doh! Then we read: "The regional authorities have mobilised teams to find the bear, anaesthetise it briefly, identify it and release it, a spokesman said." A bear comes into Germany and they kill it. Then, after a long while, another bear decides to chance it. However, we find that the authorities are going to supply the bear with drugs! Have the German authorities ever thought that, if they would stop killing bears that come into Germany, it would not be necessary to lure bears in with drugs? [I can see it now. Two bears meet in the woods, you know what they are doing in the woods. The one bear says, "I'm gonna go to Germany!" The second bear says, "Nix, nix, they kill bears there." The first bear says, "New program! Now you get high in Germany!"] Shocking!!!


Bear reported in Germany, first for 170 years


BERLIN (AFP) - A bear has been reported in Germany for the first time since 1835, police at Garmisch-Partenkirchen in the Bavarian Alps said, following the discovery of seven sheep carcasses.

The animal crossed into Germany from Austria, where about 30 bears live, and was spotted near the border on Thursday after destroying a beehive.

The German section of the World Wildlife Fund for Nature said that the last wild bear seen in Germany was one killed in 1835 in western Bavaria.

The regional authorities have mobilised teams to find the bear, anaesthetise it briefly, identify it and release it, a spokesman said.

Regional environment minister Werner Schnappauf said the bear "was welcome in Bavaria" and urged people not be afraid of it. Austrian experts who have been tracking the animal said it was unlikely to approach humans.

Hunters' associations said the bear's presence was "positive" but warned of the possible consequences for farmers.

Bavaria's wildlife inventory includes some 50 golden eagles, 20 adult lynx and a few wolves.

Terrific. So is this a beasiality thread?

 

[Guest]

Terrific. So is this a beasiality thread?

Nahhh. BEAR, remember?

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Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.

 

[R. Richard]

Beatiality? I think not.

I used to live in a Western area where they would have a bear wander too close to civilization from time to time. They would tranquliize the bear, but they could not release it in tranquilized state. Thus, they would put the bear in a sort of metal tube bolted to the bed of a pickup truck. The driver of the pickup truck would drive down a dirt road about 25 miles per hour and two guys would be in the bed of the pickup with long, metal poles. The guys in the back of the pickup would then release the catch on the top of the tube. The bear would start to slide out of the tube and use its claws to try to get at the guys in the bed of the pickup. The guys in the bed would use the poles to push the bear off into the dirt road. One of the guys in the pickup would then smack the back window of the pickup and the driver would accelerate as the bear would attempt to chase the pickup.

If anyone is looking for a volunteer for bestiality scenes with a bear, COUNT ME OUT!