Horrified by... the penis

Lady_J

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Ok, here's a question for my fellow women. I'm a real honest to goodness virgin, and the male genitals just seem like the scariest thing ever. The moving parts, the action of release, and most of all, the size. I mean, come on, I don't want anything that big near my sensitve parts. So how long does it take to get over this? Does the package ever get more attractive?

And if any guys read this, do you realize that you're scary things?

Just wondering.:confused:
 
Get yourself a set of vaginal dentures, and they will defuse any penile threat.
 
Don't panic! :D The vagina is made to accomodate a penis - hell we can even spit out babies...
There is nothing scary about penises - trust me they are more delicate than they look (and don'tbelieve all the stories about hard throbbing manhoods peircing your womanhood either!), and yes the package does become more attractive. Maybe its an aquired taste but one day you to will believe that your mans penis is one of the most beautiful things you ever saw.
 
Get yourself some vibes in various sizes and play with them. Get used to the size and feel of being filled by something. Jelly vibes are best as they are more flexible. Remember, a baby's head is far bigger than any penis head, regardless of what a man will brag about. We are flexible, stretchable, made to take alot, size-wise. Most important is to relax.
 
StrawberryPez said:
*snickers*

I'm not going near this one.

Pez not touching anything relating to a penis?

And she says I've lost it.. :p
 
Bindii said:
Maybe its an aquired taste but one day you to will believe that your mans penis is one of the most beautiful things you ever saw.

I still think they're goofy lookin appendages, and I've seen more than my fair share.
 
You women who are not virgins would you agree that she should find a person that will by gental the first time then slamming her hard the first time.

Yes the penis is delicate or a lower down to.
 
Hmm

I've heard that you shouldn't bite when giving a blow job, is that true?
:D JUST KIDDING!

Maybe it doesn't help that the first actual penis I had in my hand was one my friend described as huge. Warm veiny tentacle. Makes being a lesbian more appealing- no scary appendages.
 
zantac666 said:
You women who are not virgins would you agree that she should find a person that will by gental the first time then slamming her hard the first time.

'Pends on her preferences. There's a lot to be said for a good hard slammin...
 
Vaginal dentures

LMAO- :p Maybe bitting is the answer.

When I was a toddler, my brother would have me go bite any of his friends that wouldn't share. I think it's in my blood.
 
Yes a good hard slam is good but not for the first time.

I like to do it a nice slow one so it will be good for her i like to push in slow so it won't hurt so much.

The girls that i have had did not want me to stop because it did not hurt like they were told.
 
i'm a virgin too but i cant wait to get my hands (and other parts) on a hard cock...but as corny as it sounds i have to be in love with the man that that cock is attached to :heart:
 
Lady I found that the best way to get over the whole fear of it is to get used to it. Get with your SO & just study it :D get used to the feel & size of it. was aprehensive the 1st time too. I thought it was a major acomplishment when I saw one for the 1st time.

The vibrator thing is a good idea too. so that you get used to something inside of you that isn't your fngers. Startout small ofcourse. But that's only if you choose to go that route.
Good luck! There's nothing better than getting your hands on one though.
 
Do the vibrator and kiss a girl. Either way find someone who won't slam the first time. Probably a decent older guy would be best. I learned this the hard way.
 
Lady_J said:
Ok, here's a question for my fellow women. I'm a real honest to goodness virgin, and the male genitals just seem like the scariest thing ever. The moving parts, the action of release, and most of all, the size. I mean, come on, I don't want anything that big near my sensitve parts. So how long does it take to get over this? Does the package ever get more attractive?

And if any guys read this, do you realize that you're scary things?

Just wondering.:confused:

Aww, that's so cute. I know a girl just like you. She got over it. And have you women ever seen a vagina? Jesus christ, talk about scary. If it wasn't for hormones and inborn vaginal sex tendencies, I'd having nothing but anal sex.
 
Vagina? Scary? Naw, you know what is scary, it's that AV I've seen a couple of times with the clit the size of a cocktail weenie. That scares me on so many levels. *shudders*

So girls, should I actively seek out a "smaller" fellow for the first time? Of course I'm looking for my soulmate and all that, but in the mean time...
 
Lady_J said:
Vagina? Scary? Naw, you know what is scary, it's that AV I've seen a couple of times with the clit the size of a cocktail weenie. That scares me on so many levels. *shudders*

So girls, should I actively seek out a "smaller" fellow for the first time? Of course I'm looking for my soulmate and all that, but in the mean time...

You sound like the sort of person that would do well to wait until you find that special someone to treat you gently.

Size really isn't the issue, pussies are delightfully accomodating. It's about your emotional state when you go for it. You need someone to show you the ropes without scaring you off.

I am giving just one example of how to fight off your fear of the willy.

Just imagine....
 
LMAO

Where can you buy tiny outfits? Is there a Willy Wear outlet somewhere that I've missed?
 
Ginny said:
the penis is NOT to be feared......<nodding>....


:)

ah no..... the penis <nodding too> must even be worshiped !!!

Come in our Pulsating Tumescent ManMeat Threas see for yourself.

when I was a virgin i didnt find Penis very attractive, but I've learn to appreciate this wonderful tool of pleasure, now it is even a fetish for me!!! So dont be afraid, experiement with them and the first one you will play with wont necessarily be the first that you will get inside of you. And like everyone else told you we cant take alot down there. My first guy was 12 inches long so you see I'm still here to talk about it...


:D
 
Man Meat

Just explored the man meat thread, am now completely intimdated.

Also, I just have to say, I know understand the horror a teenage boy must go through while trying to hide his Mr. Happy from the cheerleading squad. I mean, really, where can you put that thing? There is NO hiding that in shorts.

What's more horrifying- the first time you saw a penis, or the first time you realized your brother/dad gets morning wood? OMG!

Quick question- ejaculation, just how much liquid are we talking about here? Is it a supersoaker, or just one of those dimestore plastic guns?
 
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