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I work both sides of the street:

Men, I can offer your cock fantasy without all those masculine accoutrements.
Women, I can offer you a lesbian-like experience without having to lick pussy.
 
I work both sides of the street:

Men, I can offer your cock fantasy without all those masculine accoutrements.
Women, I can offer you a lesbian-like experience without having to lick pussy.

What if I just want to watch a good show and maybe... lend a hand? :eek:

Do you have a friend who can slap your arse and grab your hair and call you a good little bitch boi? :eek:
 
I did! My post was for AF if he is lurking, he may be the only one here to get it
 
What if I just want to watch a good show and maybe... lend a hand? :eek:

Do you have a friend who can slap your arse and grab your hair and call you a good little bitch boi? :eek:

As long as you pay your fare, you can lend more than a hand if you like.

I can arrange a light spanking, but no redness or marks: If you want that, you should see Cruella down in front of the drug store. She usually dishes it out, but if you bring her a puppy, she'll bend right over.
 
As long as you pay your fare, you can lend more than a hand if you like.

I can arrange a light spanking, but no redness or marks: If you want that, you should see Cruella down in front of the drug store. She usually dishes it out, but if you bring her a puppy, she'll bend right over.

A puppy, you say? Of the four-legged or two-legged variety?
 
A puppy, you say? Of the four-legged or two-legged variety?

For Cruella, she prefers the four legged kind - some kind of a white puppy with black spots, but I forget what they're called. All I know is that she has a hundred and she wanted one more (I told her that 100 is a nice round number, but as usual, she won't listen).

For me, the two-legged kind is fine. After all, once somebody's behind me, doesn't that make a four-legged dog?
 
For Cruella, she prefers the four legged kind - some kind of a white puppy with black spots, but I forget what they're called. All I know is that she has a hundred and she wanted one more (I told her that 100 is a nice round number, but as usual, she won't listen).

For me, the two-legged kind is fine. After all, once somebody's behind me, doesn't that make a four-legged dog?

Ah ha ha - fair point! And do you bark or whimper when you're getting the bone?
 
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