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Honey123 said:
So, the Easter Bunny is a female?

I always imagined it as a male...
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Isn't it a bit of a stretch to imagine a bunny both laying eggs, and doing it as a male?

The Cadbury Bunny is a boy. Women would never give away chocolate.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Isn't it a bit of a stretch to imagine a bunny both laying eggs, and doing it as a male?

The Cadbury Bunny is a boy. Women would never give away chocolate.
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How do you know the Cadbury Bunny is a boy? Have you been peeking under his fuzzy little tale?
 
Honey123 said:
How do you know the Cadbury Bunny is a boy? Have you been peeking under his fuzzy little tale?
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I saw him peeing standing up.
Honey123 said:
No..I'm on a biscuit...Honeys better on a biscuit!!!
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If you were on Just-Legal, we could say you were on an English Muffin.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Isn't J-L English? And Muffin an endearment for a girl?
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Hmmmm...sometimes you're just waaaay out there, Ted!

Muffin...well, yeah I guess..but are you calling me a Pussy?
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Click here to see it.


Not enough. He's knocking over a liquor store this afternoon to make up the difference. :)
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OOOOh...pretty!!!

a liquor store?
 
Honey123 said:
OOOOh...pretty!!!
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Honey123 said:
OOOOh...pretty!!!
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This fantasy sound familiar?

Warning : Unabashed self-promotion follows.

*** One Year Later ***

The lithe woman walked out of the surf onto the beach. While European women commonly sunbathed topless, she was the only American woman who did at the resort that week, her suntanned skin glistening in the sun.

The man who'd helped her connect to the worldly, uninhibited woman within this wife and mother, was walking down the beach to her, carrying her favorite frothy tropical drink.

"His writing must be done for the day." she thought. "He''ll be hungry, but I wonder if he'll fuck me before dinner." Smiling at him, her eyes filled with love and lust.

She walked up to him pressing her body against his and kissed his neck. "Hey, " she whispered in his ear, "make love to me." He smiled big, and slipped his hand around her waist and started for their cottage. “No__here." She stood fast and nodded to a nearby cabana which was semi-private; palm trees created some cover, but not enough.

"I don't know..." His voice trailed off, but when she covered his mouth with hers and he could no longer resist. "Absolutely here, Rebecca.” He murmurred against her lips then swooped her up into his arms and carried her off to the cabana.

"Hey, I've been meaning to ask you," Jack said, "Where do you want to go next year for my conference with my publishers?"
 
eric shawn listo said:
Well, i am looking for a new car.

We always have a good time.
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so you're hitting up a liquore store to get money for a new car...not to take me to a tropical island??

Hmmmm....I've been sold out for a coupe
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
This fantasy sound familiar?

Warning : Unabashed self-promotion follows.

*** One Year Later ***

The lithe woman walked out of the surf onto the beach. While European women commonly sunbathed topless, she was the only American woman who did at the resort that week, her suntanned skin glistening in the sun.

The man who'd helped her connect to the worldly, uninhibited woman within this wife and mother, was walking down the beach to her, carrying her favorite frothy tropical drink.

"His writing must be done for the day." she thought. "He''ll be hungry, but I wonder if he'll fuck me before dinner." Smiling at him, her eyes filled with love and lust.

She walked up to him pressing her body against his and kissed his neck. "Hey, " she whispered in his ear, "make love to me." He smiled big, and slipped his hand around her waist and started for their cottage. “No__here." She stood fast and nodded to a nearby cabana which was semi-private; palm trees created some cover, but not enough.

"I don't know..." His voice trailed off, but when she covered his mouth with hers and he could no longer resist. "Absolutely here, Rebecca.” He murmurred against her lips then swooped her up into his arms and carried her off to the cabana.

"Hey, I've been meaning to ask you," Jack said, "Where do you want to go next year for my conference with my publishers?"
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YAY!! i love that story!!!
 
Honey123 said:
so you're hitting up a liquore store to get money for a new car...not to take me to a tropical island??

Hmmmm....I've been sold out for a coupe
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No, I'm using my refund for the car....hitting up the liquor store for you..c'mon a little Bonnie and Clyde, Fun with Dick in Jane...
 
eric shawn listo said:
No, I'm using my refund for the car....hitting up the liquor store for you..c'mon a little Bonnie and Clyde, Fun with Dick in Jane...
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Thelma and Louis?
 
eric shawn listo said:
Louis in Thelma...we'll just skip the cliff and go to the island..
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I am not jumping off a cliff for anyone ~ I'd be one big splat...although my bikini would be hot~
 
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