Honey's thread...

Honey123 said:
Hmmm...

You can lose your "mind" - but I should think it would be your brain that I would have to mail back to you...and, tell you what, I'm not touching that thing..uh uh..no way...

*retching* :eek:
 
zeb1094 said:
Why not, it's just a jiggly mass of modified fat cells. No big deal. Just scoop it up in a boxe slap a label on it, the box, and mail it back to me. No problem. ;)

I'd have to do that whole "contaminated" items thing...Can't I just keep in a jar and lable it "Abby Normal"?
 
bashfull said:
You know what they say...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

lol


There was a skit where they said "A mime is a terrible thing to waste"

It was funny!!!
 
bashfull said:
You know what they say...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

lol

Now I remember what happened last Easter when we were celebrating with lamb and BF's grandmother ate the brain. *runs back to the bathroom* :eek:
 
Aurora Black said:
Now I remember what happened last Easter when we were celebrating with lamb and BF's grandmother ate the brain. *runs back to the bathroom* :eek:


Italians call that...oh shit....ELVIS!! Help me on this.....
 
Honey123 said:
There was a skit where they said "A mime is a terrible thing to waste"

It was funny!!!

That was "Men In Tights"

Sheesh, you'd think all I've ever done is watch Mel Brooks films.
 
lil_elvis said:
That was "Men In Tights"

Sheesh, you'd think all I've ever done is watch Mel Brooks films.

YES YES YES!!!

Hey, I have ALL the MEL BROOKS FILMS!!!!!!!
 
Aurora Black said:
Spaceballs rocked! :D

YES!!!


When Dark Helmut is in the ship and he says:

(paraphrasing here..)

"What's your name?"

"Major Asshole.."

"And your name?"

"Sgt. Asshole..."

"What? Do I work with all assholes?"

LOL
 
Hey Llama. How they hanging? (whatever it is that Alpaca's have hanging)
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Hey Llama. How they hanging? (whatever it is that Alpaca's have hanging)

The only hanging Alpacas are the ones found guilty in a court of law.
 
Honey123 said:
YES!!!


When Dark Helmut is in the ship and he says:

(paraphrasing here..)

"What's your name?"

"Major Asshole.."

"And your name?"

"Sgt. Asshole..."

"What? Do I work with all assholes?"

LOL

What about when the soldiers were combing the desert...

Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!

[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!

[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]

Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

:D
 
Aurora Black said:
What about when the soldiers were combing the desert...

Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!

[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!

[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]

Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

:D

Yes!!!

Almight Yogurt!!

Nah...just plain yogurt!
 
Evil Alpaca said:
The only hanging Alpacas are the ones found guilty in a court of law.

I think because were talking SpaceBalls...Ted's mind kinda wandered towards yours....
 
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