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not much, dude, it's only one point. :p

you're gonna have to work a bit harder than that to earn enough points for anything worthwhile.

(oooh, I said harder)

Mmm, I think I see how it works. I'm a real hard worker. How does one earn points? I think you'll be so pleased with my performance you'll erect statues in my honor, and shaft anyone else in line for the promotions I'm lined up for.
 
Mmm, I think I see how it works. I'm a real hard worker. How does one earn points? I think you'll be so pleased with my performance you'll erect statues in my honor, and shaft anyone else in line for the promotions I'm lined up for.

(where the fuck is that rolling on the floor smiley when I need it?? :D:D)

haven't the foggiest idea how you earn points. *shrug*

are you kidding me? i'm just making this shit up as I go along. :cool:
 
(where the fuck is that rolling on the floor smiley when I need it?? :D:D)

haven't the foggiest idea how you earn points. *shrug*

are you kidding me? i'm just making this shit up as I go along. :cool:

Well damn. I want my money back for that one point! Or I want to actually be able to cash it in on something. This whole thing's a sham, and you...*grabs shoulder, bends over* are in line for a spanking.
 
Well damn. I want my money back for that one point! Or I want to actually be able to cash it in on something. This whole thing's a sham, and you...*grabs shoulder, bends over* are in line for a spanking.

:eek:

oh, but I thought spankings were for GOOD girls....*confused*

aw, what the hell.

*bends, braces for impact*
 
:eek:

oh, but I thought spankings were for GOOD girls....*confused*

aw, what the hell.

*bends, braces for impact*

*my hand swings down, screeching to a halt and hovering just an inch above your ass* Hmmm...You may have a point. I wouldn't want to spank you if you didn't deserve it...You think I shouldn't spank you?
 
Oh my gosh...That was the cutest reaction ever. *leans down to give you a big fat kiss...Then smacks again, midkiss*

:eek:

what the hell-- *looks around*

damn, I didn't see that one comin'.


:mad: evil man, distracting me with his sexy man-lips. :devil:
 
:eek:

what the hell-- *looks around*

damn, I didn't see that one comin'.


:mad: evil man, distracting me with his sexy man-lips. :devil:

I'm trouble. Don't forget it. Now, I won't pull that again. You can have kisses, or spanks, but not both. What'll it be?
 
I'm trouble. Don't forget it. Now, I won't pull that again. You can have kisses, or spanks, but not both. What'll it be?

oh, now you're giving me a choice? how generous. :p

I think i'll take kisses, if you don't mind.

right here on my AZZZZZ.

*sassy head bobble*
 
oh, now you're giving me a choice? how generous. :p

I think i'll take kisses, if you don't mind.

right here on my AZZZZZ.

*sassy head bobble*

Okay! *gets down behind you, kissing your nice round cheeks with warm, wet, sexy kisses, from the small of your back to the backs of your thighs*
 
Okay! *gets down behind you, kissing your nice round cheeks with warm, wet, sexy kisses, from the small of your back to the backs of your thighs*

oh, crap. :D

I guess I got myself into this one, didn't I? :rolleyes:



(hey, look! NINETY-ONE views of this thread---ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
 
lmao :D

*hangs head*

it's so hard, for a girl alone. she needs someone stronger and wiser to tell her what to do...

*bats lashes*

:cattail:

*cups your cheek in my palm* You do need guidance. And structure. And most importantly, discipline. If you're prepared to work hard and tolerate a lot of...well...let's just call it stress...I think you'll find I have plenty to offer.
 
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