Homophobia

[Stella_Omega]

Druther have this;

http://djknowsdicks.com/index.html

 

[LaRocha]

umm... because touching their dick requires self-purification?

Really, guys. It's simple hygiene, not some capitulation to gay Socialist overlords who want to control your manhood. Sheesh.

Here's another radical idea - at home, I pee sitting down. That way I don't have to clean up the splatter around the toilet all the time. 'Cuz, you know, I don't like getting out of the shower to stand on a pee-covered bathroom floor. And I don't feel like that threatens my masculinity, either. Because I'm a freakin' adult!

Peeing sitting down doesn't work, it splatters back and you get a wet crotch. Who cares about the splatter on the toilet? If you put the seat down the wife won't know that you got it all over the rim, she isn't lifting it to check. I don't wash my hands after I touch my dick and I don't pee on my hands or touch the handle. I do touch the seat before and after touching my dick, but my toilet seat at home is trustworthy, because I don't pee when I sit down and get that bacteria all up in the front from a forward facing pee hole, and my wife pees straight down, I think, she won't let me watch.