Homophobia

[LaRocha]

I don't know how many dudes have a fascination with the abductor digiti minimi, but until I read this post, it never crossed my mind.

Usually, when you shake another man's hand you make a conscious note of his grip if you note anything about the handshake. Subconsciously, you're noting the texture of his palm, callouses(whether he's worked or not) and the different musculature in the web between thumb and index and then the tendon below the pinky, the show of strength not necessarily included in the squeeze of the shake itself.

There are a couple pointy bones on the ulnar side of the wrist. The most pronounced protuberance is probably the caput ulnae, maybe the styloid process. If it's not the pisiform then our feminine-masculine friendship isn't as interesting. I burned my osteology book a couple weeks ago when I was cleaning the house, Google isn't being helpful.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Usually, when you shake another man's hand you make a conscious note of his grip if you note anything about the handshake. Subconsciously, you're noting the texture of his palm, callouses(whether he's worked or not) and the different musculature in the web between thumb and index and then the tendon below the pinky, the show of strength not necessarily included in the squeeze of the shake itself.

There are a couple pointy bones on the ulnar side of the wrist. The most pronounced protuberance is probably the caput ulnae, maybe the styloid process. If it's not the pisiform then our feminine-masculine friendship isn't as interesting. I burned my osteology book a couple weeks ago when I was cleaning the house, Google isn't being helpful.

That's gay.

 

[bronzeage]

Usually, when you shake another man's hand you make a conscious note of his grip if you note anything about the handshake. Subconsciously, you're noting the texture of his palm, callouses(whether he's worked or not) and the different musculature in the web between thumb and index and then the tendon below the pinky, the show of strength not necessarily included in the squeeze of the shake itself.

There are a couple pointy bones on the ulnar side of the wrist. The most pronounced protuberance is probably the caput ulnae, maybe the styloid process. If it's not the pisiform then our feminine-masculine friendship isn't as interesting. I burned my osteology book a couple weeks ago when I was cleaning the house, Google isn't being helpful.

I carry a small wreathe with me, where ever I go. When I meet someone for the first time, I give him a laurel and hardy handshake.

That's gay.

Yeah.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Usually, when you shake another man's hand you make a conscious note of his grip if you note anything about the handshake. Subconsciously, you're noting the texture of his palm, callouses(whether he's worked or not) and the different musculature in the web between thumb and index and then the tendon below the pinky, the show of strength not necessarily included in the squeeze of the shake itself.

There are a couple pointy bones on the ulnar side of the wrist. The most pronounced protuberance is probably the caput ulnae, maybe the styloid process. If it's not the pisiform then our feminine-masculine friendship isn't as interesting. I burned my osteology book a couple weeks ago when I was cleaning the house, Google isn't being helpful.

There are only two things I make note of when shaking another mans hand.

1) Limp like a noodle or firm like a man
2) Dry or wet

I notice nothing else. In most cases those two things (or is it four) can clue you in on the character of the man you are meeting. And know I don't crush the guys hand, but my grip is alway firm when shaking hands.

 

[bronzeage]

There are only two things I make note of when shaking another mans hand.

1) Limp like a noodle or firm like a man
2) Dry or wet

I notice nothing else. In most cases those two things (or is it four) can clue you in on the character of the man you are meeting. And know I don't crush the guys hand, but my grip is alway firm when shaking hands.

What clues would you get from a firm dry hand, as opposed to a wet limp hand, or any other combination?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What clues would you get from a firm dry hand, as opposed to a wet limp hand, or any other combination?

Well, this is a generalization and does not apply to all people, but most with a dry, firm handshake are usually salesmen or politicians.

Those with a limp, wet handshake are women who just washed their hands.

Those with a limp, dry handshake would be women again, but they had time to dry their hands.

And a firm, wet handshake means the the guy pissed on his hands.

 

[Huckleman2000]

My Dad always told me that washing your hands is what civilized people do. Not doing it is what led to the fall of the Roman Empire.

 

[LaRocha]

My Dad always told me that washing your hands is what civilized people do. Not doing it is what led to the fall of the Roman Empire.

Your dad's pretty gay then.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Your dad's pretty gay then.

Washing your hands after you use a toilet is a sign of being gay? Really?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Washing your hands after you use a toilet is a sign of being gay? Really?

Real men don't mind smelling piss when they lift their sandwiches to their mouths...

 

[squarejohn]

Real men don't mind smelling piss when they lift their sandwiches to their mouths...

Real men know better than to piss on their hands; and they was their hands before handling their dick.

 

[cloudy]

Real men know better than to piss on their hands; and they was their hands before handling their dick.

Not after?

Ew. So glad we haven't met....or shaken hands. Blech.

 

[JackLuis]

Over 250K sign pledge to boycott ‘Homo Depot’

Over 250,000 people have signed an online pledge to boycott The Home Depot for its "sponsorship and participation in homosexual events," according to the American Family Association (AFA).

They're everywhere!

 

[bronzeage]

Real men don't mind smelling piss when they lift their sandwiches to their mouths...

Or tacos.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Real men know better than to piss on their hands; and they was their hands before handling their dick.

umm... because touching their dick requires self-purification?

Really, guys. It's simple hygiene, not some capitulation to gay Socialist overlords who want to control your manhood. Sheesh.

Here's another radical idea - at home, I pee sitting down. That way I don't have to clean up the splatter around the toilet all the time. 'Cuz, you know, I don't like getting out of the shower to stand on a pee-covered bathroom floor. And I don't feel like that threatens my masculinity, either. Because I'm a freakin' adult!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

umm... because touching their dick requires self-purification?

Really, guys. It's simple hygiene, not some capitulation to gay Socialist overlords who want to control your manhood. Sheesh.

Here's another radical idea - at home, I pee sitting down. That way I don't have to clean up the splatter around the toilet all the time. 'Cuz, you know, I don't like getting out of the shower to stand on a pee-covered bathroom floor. And I don't feel like that threatens my masculinity, either. Because I'm a freakin' adult!

No, but if you had better aim you would,spatter.

 

[cloudy]

No, but if you had better aim you would,spatter.

Such a manly man.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Such a manly man.

Right back at ya!

 

[Xelebes]

No, but if you had better aim you would,spatter.

To me, it's not the aim that I have the issue with - it's deciding whether or not I have to shit while I piss. So I sit down just to make sure and more often than not, I shit. So no loss.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

To me, it's not the aim that I have the issue with - it's deciding whether or not I have to shit while I piss. So I sit down just to make sure and more often than not, I shit. So no loss.

Ya, never trust a fart.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Don't mind me, just eavesdropping.

Just in case something really awesome happens to get said.

Not that there's much chance of that at the moment...

 

[Guest]

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[Handley_Page]

Real men don't mind smelling piss when they lift their sandwiches to their mouths...

I'm real glad you are in jest.


Huckleman2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaRocha
Your dad's pretty gay then.
Washing your hands after you use a toilet is a sign of being gay? Really?


Not in this house.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was just thinking that boys were really icky.

I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the guys do this-- but plenty where the women start talking about their monthlies, or childbirth or something... So, yanno, No biggie, in my lil ol opinion.

The guys in my house will sit to pee on occasion. I do too, almost all the time

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the guys do this-- but plenty where the women start talking about their monthlies, or childbirth or something... So, yanno, No biggie, in my lil ol opinion.

The guys in my house will sit to pee on occasion. I do too, almost all the time

Then you need one of these...

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