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What have you used in place of a toy?
Vegetables?
Homemade?

Tell us all about it please.

I have made a butt plug out of a sock and some tape feels great I also have a big diameter and long handle on a plunger ( that is new and never used lol) but hits the right spot mmm
 
What have you used in place of a toy?
Vegetables?
Homemade?

Tell us all about it please.

I have made a butt plug out of a sock and some tape feels great I also have a big diameter and long handle on a plunger ( that is new and never used lol) but hits the right spot mmm

Well that solves the longest running mystery in my house. I always wondered why I could only find one of each pair of my husbands socks. Who knew??
 
yup

Well that solves the longest running mystery in my house. I always wondered why I could only find one of each pair of my husbands socks. Who knew??

And every one always blamed the sock elves lol but its really all us horny inventive guys ;-)
 
Yes those thick socks make em big and thick mmm

Dear what is that thing you've gotten stuck on your pee pee? What ever it is you need to put some crisco on it and get it off. It's starting to swell up.
 
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When I was a little younger than I am now, and didn't have the resources or ability to purchase and hide the kinds of toys I wanted, I used pretty much anything I could get my hands on. In the family bathroom there were a number of glass bottles (which I know was dangerous and stupid but hey, horny teen!) we had a big back scrubber that had a nice long thick handle which was great!
 
I have made my own, improvised with household items etc, but at the end of the day, it is best to just go out and buy the damn things, well worth the cost. Somebody somewhere has put time and money into developing these products, making them superior to whatever home made substitute you may come up with.
 
What have you used in place of a toy?
Vegetables?
Homemade?

Tell us all about it please.

I have made a butt plug out of a sock and some tape feels great I also have a big diameter and long handle on a plunger ( that is new and never used lol) but hits the right spot mmm

My wife likes me to use shop tools, screw drivers, hammers, plyer ends, some in her pussy and some in her ass, So Hot
 
Oh god , I hope this doesn't sound too weird but I have used carrots many times. I know some won't approve, but I have had some great orgasms with bigger ones. Obviously I prefer a real cock !
 
Question is what haven't I used?
flashlights, small to to full size mag lite
screwdrivers
hammers
candles
carrots
cumbers
bottles
cigar tubes, more than one at times
etc..
when I was a young teen
pencils
pens
magic markers
then I fond my mothers vibe....
 
Oh and when I was 16/17 I used to push a smooth putter handle in and out of my bottom in a field near the golf club. I felt desperately ashamed but it gave me amazing orgasms.
 
im currently using my bottle of ky his/hers lube. its great! i lube up my ass and the tube and then just slide it in while i jerk my cock
 
im currently using my bottle of ky his/hers lube. its great! i lube up my ass and the tube and then just slide it in while i jerk my cock

Those are good but not long enough. I also used pencils cucumber, the hot house cucumbers are the best carrots. Hair brush hiking stick. Some where better than others but the hot house cucumber mmmm.
 
I've bought big candles at the dollar store and carved them into the shape I wanted.
 
Actually, I just had my first experience, two days ago. I don't have a dildo, and I wasn't sure if toying myself would be something I enjoyed. But, the pull of curiousity was too strong. I grabbed a condom, rolled it over a broom handle, applied copious amounts of coconut oil, and gave it a whirl. After only about 5-7 minutes of easing into it, I was full blown humping 7.5" of broom handle! Great jerk accompanied. That was my first, and temporarily, last time.
 
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