home with a sick kid

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what kind of mischief might befall a parent home watching sick child, as the child sleeps?

 

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what kind of mischief might befall a parent home watching sick child, as the child sleeps?

Well, whatever it is, the kid will always wake at the wrong moment, cry and then vomit.

Believe me, I've had seven.

Also if it is the mother she will be too worried to be interested in sex, no matter how expert and well endowed her assailant is.

 

[sirhugs]

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Well, whatever it is, the kid will always wake at the wrong moment, cry and then vomit.

Believe me, I've had seven.

Also if it is the mother she will be too worried to be interested in sex, no matter how expert and well endowed her assailant is.

as a 'real' writer, wouldn't you agree that one of the appeals of fiction is that we can improve on reality? As I sit here with child sick, an encouraging fantasy about what could happen would cheer me up- whether its Mom so overtired, she tries to masturbate to sleep, or Dad discovering the nude sunbather next door, or Mom visited by the door to door missionary and deciding to teach him a few new positions... or any other fine ideas of serendipity!

 

[Chicklet]

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Well, whatever it is, the kid will always wake at the wrong moment, cry and then vomit.

lol

i have to say that this would be a great aspect to the story; the parents playing around are trying to be quiet even with all the fun they're having, but every time they get really excited the kid cries and they're interrupted. Orgasm denial! lol

Chicklet

 

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lol

i have to say that this would be a great aspect to the story; the parents playing around are trying to be quiet even with all the fun they're having, but every time they get really excited the kid cries and they're interrupted. Orgasm denial! lol

Chicklet

great twist!

also, better coitus interruptus than no coitus at all.....

 

[Chicklet]

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also, better coitus interruptus than no coitus at all.....

lol

 

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lol

hey- no fair picking on us retroactive virgins

 

[Chicklet]

what's a retroactive virgin?

 

[sirhugs]

what's a retroactive virgin?

that's those of us who have been without sex for so long we feel like virgins all over again.

 

[wildsweetone]

...what if you were to put earphones on, listen to music, lay back and...

...and what if the child woke and came looking for you but you didn't hear them...

...what if you told your neighbour your child was sick (you happened to see her over the fence earlier), and she/he offered to come over and keep you company or help with the child...

perhaps if the phone rang while your child was sleeping... you rushed through the house to answer it breathlessly... the telemarketer on the other end was impressed with your panting...

i knew i shouldn't have sneaked in here

 

[sirhugs]

getting worked up wso?

 

[wildsweetone]

good question... maybe i should go to work

 

[sirhugs]

good question... maybe i should go to work

oh, don'tdo THAT. I did, and here I sit even more horny ( surrounded by nubile unattainable females).

 

[wildsweetone]

oh dear

mind you, i will have 40 pre-schoolers around my ankles so i guess that'll dampen the urges for a little while.

perhaps while you were at home looking after your sick child, you could have phoned your secretary to bring some paperwork to you...

 

[sirhugs]

alas, my secretary is not one of the nubiles, nor available, and ( token nod to 'story ideas') " boss/secretary " sex stories are done to death, IMHO.

The main reason the nubiles are unavailable ( other than my shyness, stuttering and general nerdiness) is that Ontario has the world's most advanced workplace harassment laws. You can literally be fired and sued for looking at someone the wrong way.
But what's my excuse for screwing up chattng up the cute hairdresser in the mall downstairs? ( see above)

 

[wildsweetone]

hmm what if both parties were consenting, but the agreement was to be Secret Lovers?


and as for screwing up the chatup... don't worry about it, it wont be considered a screwup by the one that really matters.

 

[sirhugs]

the law recognizes consent as not harassment, but lacks guidance how you get consent without risking insulting, which gets labeled harassment.

And, I'm not looking for Miss Right- been there, done that- some guys just wanna have fun

 

[sirhugs]

" Secret Lovers" makes a nice title though- you could build a story aroyund married co-workers who keep it private, but I think we'd need a fresh twist to make in different from the done to deaths.

 

[wildsweetone]

Secret Lovers, is a song title... goes back a few years. about two people, both are married elsewhere.

i had an image zip through my mind of a secretary sitting on her chair at her desk... a guy under her desk. the chair is made specially - an idea i've heard mentioned several times now - (no one except those two are aware of it's difference though).

married co-workers... what if they were married to each other?

okay gotta go for now. have fun dear

 

[Chicklet]

married co-workers... what if they were married to each other?

written like they're meeting their lovers, and then it turns out that they're the one's they're married to...ahh...so sweet

 

[NASCARaddicted]

to get back to the sick kid ....
not exactly the same plot, but what about this:

There is this guy. His wife left him or died some years ago. So now, he is alone with his son. Tonight, he wants to go out, bowling with some friends. He hired a babysitter (the typical 18 year old beauty queen from the neighborhood)

But then, the kid becomes sick. The kid begs him: "Daddy, please, don't go out tonight, I don't want to be alone" - "But you aren't alone. Lisa will come by and babysit you." - "Yes, I know, and Lisa is really cool, I like her. But still, it would be great if you would be at home, too. Or maybe, both of you can be here".

So the father decides to cancel the bowling and stay at home. Then, he wants to call Lisa and tell her that he doesn't need her. But just when he picks up the phone, she rings on the door. He tells her, that he doesn't really need her ... but if she wants, she can stay. Lisa needs the money, and all her friends are already out of town. And she thinks it would be better for the kid and for the father, if she can help him.

So she stays ...

They sit together on the couch, and after some time, Lisa feels asleep. She wears a really short skirt, so the father can't stop but noticing her lovely legs ... finally, he can't resist it anymore. He kneels in front of her so that he can look under her skirt, on her white pants. He smiles when he sees her pants. Then he looks up ... right into Lisas smiling face ... "Do you like what you see" ?


So, the father fucks the babysitter, while his sick kid is in the next room ...

 

[PaulX35]

More sick- kid thoughts (or sick kid-thoughts?)

A thing that came to my mind is to maybe play a little with motherly feelings of a woman just having given birth, and try to make these sexual. Sort of an agony between lust and motherhood? Lots of opportunities to play with "redefining" sexuality after having given birth, or stuff like that.
No real idea yet how to do this, as I have no experience as a parent. But maybe mothers or fathers with experience in this could throw in a few ideas?

Paul

 

[Un-registered]

Re: More sick- kid thoughts (or sick kid-thoughts?)

to get back to the sick kid ....
not exactly the same plot, but what about this:
etc...

That's a good idea. It makes the whole thing work!

A thing that came to my mind is to maybe play a little with motherly feelings of a woman just having given birth, and try to make these sexual. Sort of an agony between lust and motherhood? Lots of opportunities to play with "redefining" sexuality after having given birth, or stuff like that.
No real idea yet how to do this, as I have no experience as a parent. But maybe mothers or fathers with experience in this could throw in a few ideas?

Paul

As a parent I found that birth and babies were quite unconnected in my mind with sex.
My wives said much the same.

 

[sirhugs]

except babysitter styories, although a fave category of mine, are done to death.

I agree motherhood and sex seem disconnected.