Home-made Sex Toys

[Guest]

Got this from the "How To" board, just had to share. Some of the toys made me laugh, the things themselves plus the illustrations and instructions.

The toys for girls are quite appealing and I intend to try them out.

Perdita

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

 

[wildsweetone]

I just knew there was something I wasn't doing quite right with that banana.

 

[Guest]

I loved the final instruction on that one: "Bury the banana."

Thanks for the smiles, Purrditta.

Lou

 

[Alex De Kok]

I'll never be able to look at a melon the same way again . . .

Alex

 

[wildsweetone]

I'll never be able to look at a melon the same way again . . .

Alex

I was looking at that one and thought I wouldn't suggest anybody actually try it because microwaves can heat up food in the centre unexpectedly hot eh.

I don't think the chappy would be happy if dipped into boiling melon.

 

[Guest]

I'll never be able to look at a melon the same way again . . .

Perhaps not, Alex, but I'd like to know what special reaction you might produce (get it? produce? nevermind).

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I just knew there was something I wasn't doing quite right with that banana.

I like that one, Sweetie, as a girl can choose length, thickness, ripeness to suit herself. No way to do that w/a bloke til the zip's been undone.

Happy shopping,

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

*L*funnily enough Perdita I saw the same post on the how to forum this morning and it kept me amused for a while....I feel so grateful that I have a willing husband and very little need of a condom covered banana!

 

[Guest]

I feel so grateful that I have a willing husband and very little need of a condom covered banana!

I'm really happy for you Lady. Yeah, erm, really.

Off to market,

 

[pop_54]

I'm really happy for you Lady. Yeah, erm, really.

Off to market,

Hehe!! Don't bother lover, I'll save you the trip to market

 

[ffreak]

That site is hilarious - thanks for sharing it with us.

So can we expect a rub-by-rub evaluation from anyone?

-FF (somehow blow-by-blow didn't seem like the right fit)
ps. I didn't see anything about avocado seeds - and they're already slick with natural vitamin-e and come in all sizes too - the Chinese have ben-wa balls, why can't Californios have avocado balls?

 

[Guest]

Hehe!! Don't bother lover, I'll save you the trip to market

Oh, now you tell me. I just went through a bunch of those nanas and they didn't even dance.

Poor perdita

her mum

 

[pop_54]

Hehe!!

Oh, now you tell me. I just went through a bunch of those nanas and they didn't even dance.

Poor perdita

her mum

Tell Perdita I'd love to make her dance

 

[Guest]

Re: Hehe!!

Tell Perdita I'd love to make her dance

Aha! The penny finally drops, clunk!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Hehe!!

Aha! The penny finally drops, clunk!

LOL, glad it's you in the know, Loulou.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hehe!!

Aha! The penny finally drops, clunk!

Lou

Fancy a dance luv

 

[MathGirl]

Exploding melon

Dear Perdita,
How did you find that site, you naughty girl? It's very good.
MG
Ps. Practical point: Cut the hole in the melon BEFORE heating it up. When I was about ten, one of my friends and I were bored and put a small water melon in a microwave. Just to see what happened; a perfectly reasonable experiment. After about a minute on HIGH, the melon exploded all over the inside of the oven. Her mom walked in about that time and she also exploded.
MG
Ps. Don't tell me you never were tempted to try something like that.

 

[sanchopanza]

many of us have tried that - eggs are just as fun and hard to clean up

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Exploding melon

One of my friends and I were bored and put a small water melon in a microwave. Just to see what happened; a perfectly reasonable experiment. After about a minute on HIGH, the melon exploded all over the inside of the oven. Her mom walked in about that time and she also exploded.
MG

Not really hijacking. Couple interesting points here Maths. When you were ten you and a friend were bored? Just as well Lauren isn't English and a 'Carry On...' afficianado.

Did you put your friend's mom in the microwave too?

I have a friend who bought a microwave bed. He gets 8 hours sleep in 20 minutes.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Re: Exploding melon

Don't tell me you never were tempted to try something like that.

Dear Maths,

No, we didn't have microwaves when I was a girl, but thanks for calling me one, albeit naughty. (Am so tempted to go H-K, but will repress myself.)

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Exploding melon

I have a friend who bought a microwave bed. He gets 8 hours sleep in 20 minutes.

Gauche, that's so bad it made me larf.

Perdita

p.s. Glad you have a friend too. I also took note of Math's comment; think it's the first time she's ever mentioned having a friend.

 

[wildsweetone]

Gee whizz, imagine what I could get done on 20 minute turbo sleep. Far out. Where do I get one of those beds from Gauche?

 

[MathGirl]

Using our new AH Lexicon, we know the guy was doing a portnoy with the melon.
MG

 

[Icingsugar]

Wow.
This was strangely interresting.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

That was really a cute site. I have a few additions to add, one being a cucumber, which I was surprised to not find on the site.
Take a cucumber sized to suit you, rub it with veggie oil, poke it with a fork a few times, like you do a potato to cook it in the microwave, then cook it in the nuke for about a minute or so. Cover it with a condom, tie off the end and enjoy. Cooking it in the nuke makes it warm and pliable, although, it's still hard.

Also those freezer things that you get to put into water bottles. They are long and slender and make nice toys for those who like to play with ice. They are inexpensive too.



Wicked