Home for sale with sex room - Philly, PA

[Lictologist]

Well, isn't this cute. Just up the road from me in Baltimore. Someone buy and invite me up sometime...

This Real Estate Listing Is Normal Until You Get To The Sex Dungeon

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/sex-house-for-sale-maple-glen-pennsylvania

 

[Subinplaid]

What a fantastic house!

 

[SissySalina]

Not enough Dungeon stuff, where's the rack and stocks?
This is a play house not a Dungeon.

 

[fnchristie81]

Lol-that's awesome that they're using it as a selling point!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Not enough Dungeon stuff, where's the rack and stocks?
This is a play house not a Dungeon.

I said the same thing! We were looking at this at work

 

[CandiCame]

I used to have an actual sex dungeon with the racks and shit that we spent a fucking fortune on, because at the time I thought it was just gonna be me in the house. Then my gf got pregnant and we had to convert it into a nursery.

So now I have all that in storage and I need to build another room.

Also, tangentially related, I had my gun safe in there, in the closet, and I can't get it out because it's fucking huge and heavy and I built the closet around it and when she gets old enough to care that it's taking up half her closet I don't know what to do.

I don't plan to EVER tell her that room was originally a sex dungeon because I feel like I'd have to just call the therapist right then.

But god damn do I miss it.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I used to have an actual sex dungeon with the racks and shit that we spent a fucking fortune on, because at the time I thought it was just gonna be me in the house. Then my gf got pregnant and we had to convert it into a nursery.

So now I have all that in storage and I need to build another room.

Also, tangentially related, I had my gun safe in there, in the closet, and I can't get it out because it's fucking huge and heavy and I built the closet around it and when she gets old enough to care that it's taking up half her closet I don't know what to do.

I don't plan to EVER tell her that room was originally a sex dungeon because I feel like I'd have to just call the therapist right then.

But god damn do I miss it.

LOL just have the therapist with you, and watch her want a new bedroom. Then you get your dungeon back. They seem simple enough.....

But I'm considering making a set of stocks this summer. Saw people on Etsy seeing them for crazy prices

 

[gracie920101]

Listing it as a high priced air B&B & event venue is genius though.

I wonder if it's still available to rent. I do need to visit a friend that lives just outside Philly....

 

[SissySalina]

The stocks are built into the bed (not ideal for everyone) and by rack did you miss the pentacle rack with the CBT attachments or the crazy multi-functional sex swing & suspension frame?

I'd accuse you of having a limited imagination but I know for some people it's St Andrews cross or GTFO & no improvisation allowed. When it comes to any form of suspension I'd even say that's understandable. To each their own.

I suspect the news article was focusing on the things they thought were most outlandish.

Listing it as a high priced air B&B & event venue is genius though.

Yes, sissy saw those pathetic stocks in the end of the bed, talking about proper stocks. And apparently you do not understand what the "Rack" is, it is not a hang down thing but a full size table. Also there is no wheel, look that one up.
Don't try to imagine what sissy's imagination can come up with, you would not come close!

 

[Nezhul]

It's too light for a dungeon if you ask me. All that BDSM furniture looks completely out of place.

 

[CandiCame]

LOL just have the therapist with you, and watch her want a new bedroom. Then you get your dungeon back. They seem simple enough.....

But I'm considering making a set of stocks this summer. Saw people on Etsy seeing them for crazy prices

We actually built most of ours because my bf knows how to build stuff, so I would say that that's the way to go if you're on a budget. Just make sure that one of you does actually know what you're doing. I actually didn't pay ANYTHING for the padding because we found people who were doing those curbside pickups for like, free couches and shit, so we disassembled them. He knew carpentry and I knew textiles, so together we DIYed a sex dungeon.

Plus I got to stand in my yard and take a couch apart with a chainsaw. Which I just HIGHLY recommend.

We also had a buddy who was a wielder, who came in to do metalwork for me.

It takes a village and everyone was excited for this project.

http://www.teamworkandleadership.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/teamwork-videos-smart-teamwork.jpg

To be fair, that's how I built the whole damn house. Reclaimed materials and friends I could pay with pizza. So I basically live in a shack in the woods.

 

[SissySalina]

Picky, surprisingly stuck up, and just proved my point.

Not surprisingly stuck up just have a better idea of what talking about than you!

 

[Lictologist]

No fighting on my thread, kids.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I used to have an actual sex dungeon with the racks and shit that we spent a fucking fortune on, because at the time I thought it was just gonna be me in the house. Then my gf got pregnant and we had to convert it into a nursery.

So now I have all that in storage and I need to build another room.

Also, tangentially related, I had my gun safe in there, in the closet, and I can't get it out because it's fucking huge and heavy and I built the closet around it and when she gets old enough to care that it's taking up half her closet I don't know what to do.

I don't plan to EVER tell her that room was originally a sex dungeon because I feel like I'd have to just call the therapist right then.

But god damn do I miss it.

I love this post.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I dislike the kitchen.

 

[PaxNurgle]

Someone posted a thread about this house the other day but it got deleted; not sure what happened (must have broken some kind of rule?)

I love the old school east-coast look and feel of it- and I'm just talking about the exterior.

As for the interior... Yowza!!!

 

[SissySalina]

Sorry, Lictologist, when people make judgments about folks they do not know it stirs sissy up.

 

[Lictologist]

I sure hope Sissy gets over this little bump in the road.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I sure hope Sissy gets over this little bump in the road.

Sissy has handled bigger bumps.

Back to the topic, and the outdated kitchen?

 

[gracie920101]

Sissy has handled bigger bumps.

Back to the topic, and the outdated kitchen?

Just pretend the kitchen belongs to your mom's.

 

[Nezhul]

What rubs me the wrong way the most is that it's right in the open, near the staircase. No privacy. At all. You can't lock it up and have friends stay over. Also even if I'm alone in the house, I somehow prefer to have sex in an intimate space, not right by the main stairs.

And lastly, the bed looks fine, but everything else is kinda meh. To me, at least.
If I had such money that the previous owner obviously had, I'd make a much better job of arranging the sex room. Put a wall to close it off, decorate it with wood planks and leather inside, etc. In fact, if I had space I could DIY it much better, even with my limited carpenter skills.