Holy shit, a woman actually overdosed on weed...

Nobody looks like that after even just a couple joints. There's no orange stain from the Doritos/Cheetos, no empty pizza box, no cartoons on the tv, no string of drool hanging from her chin. Let's be real.
 
And no half eaten package of uncooked hot dogs?

Alright fine, it'd be an empty package.
 
Bowl of plain spaghetti noodles and tube of stale saltines next to a 2 liter bottle of flat Mountain Dew.

Also true. And quite possibly holding onto a teddy bear that I think is not only real, but friendly.
 
Saw a story the other day (can't recall where, fittingly enough) about scientists who figured out how to grow weed that you can't get high from. My first thought was of The Tick animated series where a fire surrounds the Tick but doesn't burn him.

Mad Scientist: "It's my latest invention! Room temperature fire!"

Tick: "Egad man! What's the point?"
 
Nobody looks like that after even just a couple joints. There's no orange stain from the Doritos/Cheetos, no empty pizza box, no cartoons on the tv, no string of drool hanging from her chin. Let's be real.

And no half eaten package of uncooked hot dogs?

Alright fine, it'd be an empty package.

Bowl of plain spaghetti noodles and tube of stale saltines next to a 2 liter bottle of flat Mountain Dew.

So weed gives you atrocious eating habits.

I missed nothing.
 
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