Holy Mammary Protuberances, Batman!

graceanne said:
I used to sell bras. One of the things we also sold were strapless bras. I mean completely strapless (they don't make em any bigger than a size 'b'). They're these sticky things you put under your breasts, that give you some support. What freaked me out, though, was that several times I'd heard that models use duct tape instead of these sticky things. They'd take the duct tape and DUCT TAPE their boobs up. CAN YOU IMAGINE TAKING THAT OFF? :eek:

I always suspected that supermodels are masochists, but that just proved it.

You sold bras but haven't seen many female nipples :confused:

I have bought strapless bras in the past in a F cup, and have seen strapless bras advertised as an H in the UK.
We have a couple of places that specialise in nice underwear for big boobed women

edit to add: taking sellotape off nipples is very painful, not a good idea to attach tassles with it!
 
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shy slave said:
You sold bras but haven't seen many female nipples :confused:

I have bought strapless bras in the past in a F cup, and have seen strapless bras advertised as an H in the UK.
We have a couple of places that specialise in nice underwear for big boobed women.

edit to add: taking sellotape off nipples is very painful, not a good idea to attach tassles with it!

Ooh!

That reminds me, I bought pasties with tassels when I was in The Big Easy! Gee, I need to dig those out. Oh and a nipple um, vacuum thingie? What is that called. It tried to get something like this with a snake bite kit but it seems it's no longer recommended to suck the poison out. Word won't come to mind but y'all know what I mean, right?

Did I get anything else? Where is that bag? Hmm.

Fury :rose:
 
graceanne said:
I used to sell bras. One of the things we also sold were strapless bras. I mean completely strapless (they don't make em any bigger than a size 'b'). They're these sticky things you put under your breasts, that give you some support. What freaked me out, though, was that several times I'd heard that models use duct tape instead of these sticky things. They'd take the duct tape and DUCT TAPE their boobs up. CAN YOU IMAGINE TAKING THAT OFF? :eek:

I always suspected that supermodels are masochists, but that just proved it.

I am the antithesis of a supermodel ( several inches separe me from them ) but I admit I used sometimes the completely strapless sticky bras under very low-necked dresses , and one time during a journey abroad I forgot those things home and I wasn't able to find them around, so under advice of a shop assistant I bought duct tape and I used it like bra .... ouch !! :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
hands :rose: Miss Fury :rose: the Toupee tape....... :D

I used to go to cons in a bald wig and little else. Thanks! *laughs*

Fury :rose:

babiesmiles said:
I am the antithesis of a supermodel ( several inches separe me from them ) but I admit I used sometimes the completely strapless sticky bras under very low-necked dresses , and one time during a journey abroad I forgot those things home and I wasn't able to find them around, so under advice of a shop assistant I bought duct tape and I used it like bra .... ouch !! :D

I never understood the purpose of those band aid like bras. I mean I really don't get them. They don't support, they don't even keep my nipples from clearly showing. Now duct tape would at least lift and separate! *GRINS :D *

I tried liquid latex a short while ago. I was bored and wouldn't you know, I got everything painted with the husband finally came home. I think it perked him up some. *winks*

Fury :rose:
 
shy slave said:
You sold bras but haven't seen many female nipples :confused:

Most times I would measure someone through their clothes, then they'd try on the bra and I'd go in and make sure it fit. *shrugs*

I have bought strapless bras in the past in a F cup, and have seen strapless bras advertised as an H in the UK.
We have a couple of places that specialise in nice underwear for big boobed women

edit to add: taking sellotape off nipples is very painful, not a good idea to attach tassles with it!

I mean TOTALLY strapless. As in no strap going around the back, nothing in between the cups.

http://www.bbtradesales.com/images/gadget-images/strapless-bra-lg.jpg

Ok, stop perving her, and look at the bra. It's a skintone piece of tape that goes under her breasts. It's shaped so as to miss the nipple and be safe to wear under anything.
 
graceanne said:
Most times I would measure someone through their clothes, then they'd try on the bra and I'd go in and make sure it fit. *shrugs*



I mean TOTALLY strapless. As in no strap going around the back, nothing in between the cups.

http://www.bbtradesales.com/images/gadget-images/strapless-bra-lg.jpg

Ok, stop perving her, and look at the bra. It's a skintone piece of tape that goes under her breasts. It's shaped so as to miss the nipple and be safe to wear under anything.

When gravity kicks in on the mammaries, that shit don't work too well IMO.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
When gravity kicks in on the mammaries, that shit don't work too well IMO.

Fury :rose:

That's one of the reasons they don't make em in larger sizes. Gravity has always been an issue with me. Frankly I figure if you're small enough for those to work then you don't need a bra anyway.
 
graceanne said:
Most times I would measure someone through their clothes, then they'd try on the bra and I'd go in and make sure it fit. *shrugs*



I mean TOTALLY strapless. As in no strap going around the back, nothing in between the cups.

http://www.bbtradesales.com/images/gadget-images/strapless-bra-lg.jpg

Ok, stop perving her, and look at the bra. It's a skintone piece of tape that goes under her breasts. It's shaped so as to miss the nipple and be safe to wear under anything.

Ohh we measure in a slightly different way, but then again its not always correct. :rolleyes:

That bra is the oddest thing I have ever seen!!

It looks stuck on just waiting for gravity to work its magic!

If I was small enough to wear it, I would just go braless, imagine walking down the street and having it fall off :eek:

I need to look and see if the UK has those, I am sure they must do and I am equally sure they are for small breasted, brave women lol
 
graceanne said:
That's one of the reasons they don't make em in larger sizes. Gravity has always been an issue with me. Frankly I figure if you're small enough for those to work then you don't need a bra anyway.

EXACTLY! Oh happy day when a bra wasn't needed!!!

However once they start moving down the body or staring off in different direction that I feel I need a bra even for casual days. *sighs*

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
EXACTLY! Oh happy day when a bra wasn't needed!!!

However once they start moving down the body or staring off in different direction that I feel I need a bra even for casual days. *sighs*

Fury :rose:

I know that feeling all too well.

When I was a student nurse (about ten years ago) I got very very drunk and decided to see if I could tuck my nipples into my jeans when laying on the table.

Once I discovered I could, I then showed everyone how clever I was :eek:

Needless to say it was hard facing my fellow students at the next set of lectures.
 
shy slave said:
I know that feeling all too well.

When I was a student nurse (about ten years ago) I got very very drunk and decided to see if I could tuck my nipples into my jeans when laying on the table.

Once I discovered I could, I then showed everyone how clever I was :eek:

Needless to say it was hard facing my fellow students at the next set of lectures.

OMG!

You didn't! *HUGS*

I guess I got off light when I said I could drink someone under the table with both hands tied behind my back!

Or those times I played pool and flashed a few things to mess up their shots. (One must take one's advantage where one can after all.)

Ah, good times, indeed.

*looks wistful*

Fury :rose:
 
shy slave said:
I know that feeling all too well.

When I was a student nurse (about ten years ago) I got very very drunk and decided to see if I could tuck my nipples into my jeans when laying on the table.

Once I discovered I could, I then showed everyone how clever I was :eek:

Needless to say it was hard facing my fellow students at the next set of lectures.

ROFLMAO

If ever we meet I'm getting you drunk. I bet you're fun. lol

And I've done that accidently. It's why I always put my bra on before my jeans.
 
In company i am usually a PITA when drunk.

Have been drunk about three times since meeting Andante. Once when he was here and I needed to ask him very important questions as he was trying to work.
The other times I have been on the 'phone to him telling him how much I love him and that he has no idea how much I care about him :rolleyes:

If I was on the other end of that nonsense I would lose patience lol

Now I avoid drink as three drinks and I am pretty drunk lol

My big fear is getting drunk, showing his kids my party trick and driveling on about how much I love their dad!!

Just pass me the soft drinks and we will all remain happy and free from embarrassment :rolleyes:
 
FurryFury said:
OMG!


I guess I got off light when I said I could drink someone under the table with both hands tied behind my back!

Or those times I played pool and flashed a few things to mess up their shots. (One must take one's advantage where one can after all.)

Ah, good times, indeed.

*looks wistful*

Fury :rose:

ROFL

Tied hands?

Was this an early introduction to bondage perhaps?
 
graceanne said:
ROFLMAO

If ever we meet I'm getting you drunk. I bet you're fun. lol

And I've done that accidently. It's why I always put my bra on before my jeans.

One wonders zipper or button fly? :D

Fury :rose:

shy slave said:
ROFL

Tied hands?

Was this an early introduction to bondage perhaps?

One's subconscious making it's demands but relatively un - listened to. Still it was a fun night. I'm sure my professor was impressed as hell!

Fury :rose:
 
The male equivalent?

I suppose this might be considered the male equivalent of that rather unique protuberance.
Do you think anyone would notice this on a man?

A little something extra
 
shy slave said:
Ohh we measure in a slightly different way, but then again its not always correct. :rolleyes:

That bra is the oddest thing I have ever seen!!

It looks stuck on just waiting for gravity to work its magic!

If I was small enough to wear it, I would just go braless, imagine walking down the street and having it fall off :eek:

I need to look and see if the UK has those, I am sure they must do and I am equally sure they are for small breasted, brave women lol

On here they arrive till C cup size . They are not so bad .. lol

Of course they have to be worn just in special occasion and with particular low-necked dresses, so the combination of the right neck -opening ( which wouldn't hide much however ;) ) and the slight support of these things works quite well.

Moreover I wouldn't never go out bra less ... I think it's a matter of insecurity of mine cause the difference between being without bra and the sticky bras is not so big . :rose:
 
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jadefirefly said:
Ok, but seriously... what are they really FOR? I mean... those of us who -have- nipples don't need fake ones, right?

Are they for people who haven't got boobs and want to look like they do? Or are they really actually meant to attach to the boobs we already have?

And if so, WHY?!

They are intended for Mastectomy forms, you know the inserts for bra for people who have had their breast removed due to cancer etc. if you are wearing clingy things that might show a nipple (sweaters, satin stuff, lycra/spandex tops) you use it so the fake one matches the real one. Now Why would you put piercing jewelry on a fake one? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Unless you are trying to hang out with the cool kids and don't have the guts to do it on the real one...
 
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