Holy Mammary Protuberances, Batman!

[snowy ciara]

Ohmygoodness.... What will they think of next?

 

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[Xelebes]

Oh come on, you know you want to suck on them.

 

[O'Mac]

Awwwww, they look cute.

 

[DVS]

Ohmygoodness.... What will they think of next?

$40 a pair? That's $20 a tit!

Yes, I'm beaming with pride. I'm good in math, as long as long as I'm counting something of interest. Counting balls, blocks, apples and oranges just aren' the same...'ya know? I could have done so much better, in school.

 

[graceanne]

*giggles*

 

[Private_Label]

Ohmygoodness.... What will they think of next?

Yeah but for gals with mastectomies, this will give her the instant perky look!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Whatever... I think they're kinda ugly and unnatural looking.

 

[graceanne]

I just have this mental picture . . . go out, get drunk, go home with this guy. He goes to suck on your nipple. . . AND IT FALLS OFF.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I just have this mental picture . . . go out, get drunk, go home with this guy. He goes to suck on your nipple. . . AND IT FALLS OFF.

What? You let someone suck your nipples?
yiiiiiiiiikes, grace.









Just kidding.

 

[graceanne]

What? You let someone suck your nipples?
yiiiiiiiiikes, grace.









Just kidding.

Yeah, you're just jealous.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Yeah, you're just jealous.

Geeeeze, am I that transparent?





LOL

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*PERK* (pun intended!)

Somebody wants their nipples sucked? *weg* That can be negotiated...

Can't promise not to bite though....

 

[A Desert Rose]

*PERK* (pun intended!)

Somebody wants their nipples sucked? *weg* That can be negotiated...

Can't promise not to bite though....

Biting is not optional. It's mandatory, doll.

 

[graceanne]

Biting is not optional. It's mandatory, doll.

Ah, a woman after my own heart.

Although that's even funnier. Have one of those on, the guy doesn't know, he goes to bite and the nipple comes off. ROFLMAO

CAn't you just see his face?

 

[lne_iii]

Or worse...he/she swallows/chokes on the damned thing.

And it does look fake....and kinda gross imo.

LNE

 

[Vixandra]

Or worse...he/she swallows/chokes on the damned thing.

And it does look fake....and kinda gross imo.

LNE

Now there's a reason to call 911 I haven't seen yet.

Can hear CDF dispatching that to us now "Engine (#, *()&, Medical aid. 24y/o male choking on a ...(whispers what??!!??) choking on a... ni... choking at (#*&$ Streetname Ave,....."

Yeah that'd be a fun call to take.

 

[boz]

But, I hear Janet Jackson wears 'em, when she's feeling more risque.

 

[jadefirefly]

Ok, but seriously... what are they really FOR? I mean... those of us who -have- nipples don't need fake ones, right?

Are they for people who haven't got boobs and want to look like they do? Or are they really actually meant to attach to the boobs we already have?

And if so, WHY?!

 

[lne_iii]

I believe the point was that they come pre-pierced...for those unwilling/unable to actually pierce their nipples.

Which, I wouldn't do, but I wouldn't wear these either heh.


LNE

 

[Shankara20]

Ohmygoodness.... What will they think of next?

Think they have something like that for a PA?


my cock rejected mine....

 

[graceanne]

Ok, granted I've not seen a lot of other women's naked breasts, and when I do I don't spend time like measuring their nipples, but aren't they a tad bit . . . small? I know that K says my nipples are bigger than average, so maybe I'm just comparing them to mine.

 

[snowy ciara]

Yeah but for gals with mastectomies, this will give her the instant perky look!

Ok, but seriously... what are they really FOR? I mean... those of us who -have- nipples don't need fake ones, right?

Are they for people who haven't got boobs and want to look like they do? Or are they really actually meant to attach to the boobs we already have?

I think maybe originally it's for peeps with mastectomies or maybe peeps with inverted nipples, which is cool. It was the piercing thing that made me go "WTF?"

Or are they really actually meant to attach to the boobs we already have?

And if so, WHY?!

They make glue for them. !! Okay, I once wore elf ears for a play and we used spirit gum to stick 'em on. It's similar to the glue. But it pulls and hurts and OUCHES when you peel it off. Unless you use this stuff that's sort of like super gentle nail enamel remover which still burns. In my case, it burns badly. So I can't imagine gluing anything to my nipples...

Think they have something like that for a PA?


my cock rejected mine....

I confess, I Googled variations of "genital piercings", "faux genital piercings" and "fake PA piercings", and though I've learned a great many things I truly didn't want or need to know, I didn't find any yet. (I found the faux nipples when I was Googling for nipple pictures to tease bronntanas with.) After some chocolate or strong drinks to fortify myself, I'll look for some more.

 

[graceanne]

Okay, I once wore elf ears for a play and we used spirit gum to stick 'em on. It's similar to the glue. But it pulls and hurts and OUCHES when you peel it off. Unless you use this stuff that's sort of like super gentle nail enamel remover which still burns. In my case, it burns badly. So I can't imagine gluing anything to my nipples...

I used to sell bras. One of the things we also sold were strapless bras. I mean completely strapless (they don't make em any bigger than a size 'b'). They're these sticky things you put under your breasts, that give you some support. What freaked me out, though, was that several times I'd heard that models use duct tape instead of these sticky things. They'd take the duct tape and DUCT TAPE their boobs up. CAN YOU IMAGINE TAKING THAT OFF?

I always suspected that supermodels are masochists, but that just proved it.

 

[Shankara20]

I confess, I Googled variations of "genital piercings", "faux genital piercings" and "fake PA piercings", and though I've learned a great many things I truly didn't want or need to know, I didn't find any yet. (I found the faux nipples when I was Googling for nipple pictures to tease bronntanas with.) After some chocolate or strong drinks to fortify myself, I'll look for some more.

did you try "faux codpiece" ?


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