Holiday Stress

[Rhys]

I have a stress induced headache. I need to relax. Any volunteers to help me get my blood pressure down? Or at least distract me sufficiently?

 

[Summery]

Suck it up!

 

[Sillyman]

Have you tried slaughter and rapine? That always makes me feel perky.

 

[Rhys]

I just have this urge to pillage large parts of Europe. As a matter of fact, I am threatening to form my own offshoot of the SCA, called the Mongol Horde.

So, chicken man, wanna ride shotgun? I think there's a sucking wench above us in need of some manners lessons.

 

[Rhys]

Suck it up!

I have something for you to suck, wench.

 

[Summery]

That's Miss Wench, to you!

First Lit, then small countries, then the world!

 

[Rhys]

That's Miss Wench, to you!

First Lit, then small countries, then the world!

Eh, well you know me. I want it all.

 

[Summery]

Eh, well you know me. I want it all.

So do I.

Is it 2003 yet?

 

[Rhys]

Got a couple of days of this one yet

so

when are you putting out your calendar?

 

[Angelus]

Ah, the Christmas season.

The perfect time for stress to hit.

 

[Summery]

Got a couple of days of this one yet

so

when are you putting out your calendar?

Why don't you make it? You have enough pictures.



~ Hiya Angelus.

 

[Sillyman]

I just have this urge to pillage large parts of Europe. As a matter of fact, I am threatening to form my own offshoot of the SCA, called the Mongol Horde.

So, chicken man, wanna ride shotgun? I think there's a sucking wench above us in need of some manners lessons.

Sure thing. Do I get an actual shotgun?

 

[Shadowann2]

You mean it's not normal to feel like this all year? Hmmmm...I think I need to reevaluate my life!

 

[Sillyman]

You mean it's not normal to feel like this all year? Hmmmm...I think I need to reevaluate my life!

I keep hoping it's not.

 

[Rhys]

Sure thing. Do I get an actual shotgun?

Well since SCA stands for Society of the Correct and Accurate...you probably won't get a shotgun. I was thinking more along the lines of a really big longbow and a shit load of arrows...

you get your own horse too.

 

[Rhys]

I have a couple of grey hairs over this. I am not happy.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Ah Rhys, my mate....

Anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate...

I guess you see where this is going. Bitch, scream, cry, laugh, fuck, it really doesn't matter what you do, just do it. Stress kills.

I'm coming home drunk from work tomorrow and I expect you be there as well. No remonstrations.

 

[Sillyman]

It shows where my mind is that I can't remember the Society for Creative Anarchy. Maybe we could step up the time period so I could get a cross bow? It would make things a little easier.

 

[Sillyman]

What do you call that feeling between rage, grief, anxiety, and elation?

 

[Summery]

We need to watch The Grinch.

 

[Rhys]

It shows where my mind is that I can't remember the Society for Creative Anarchy. Maybe we could step up the time period so I could get a cross bow? It would make things a little easier.

Ah fuck the historical accuracy anyway. Heathens should have cell phones even if it doesn't match the costume. You can have your crossbow...lets go pillage the Ukraine or something... I hear Kiev is beautiful this time of year...

 

[Rhys]

What do you call that feeling between rage, grief, anxiety, and elation?

nausea

 

[Rhys]

Re: Ah Rhys, my mate....

Anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate...

I guess you see where this is going. Bitch, scream, cry, laugh, fuck, it really doesn't matter what you do, just do it. Stress kills.

I'm coming home drunk from work tomorrow and I expect you be there as well. No remonstrations.

Unfortunately, I had to give up drinking for Lent.

But, I am getting really good use out of my dart board.

 

[Sillyman]

nausea

THAT'S IT!!!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by Sillyman
What do you call that feeling between rage, grief, anxiety, and elation?

Alive...