Hockey, eh?

[sirhugs]

so, no NHL, but we still have hunior hockey, and they just pickedthe national team.

So I was thinking. How about an eighteen year old player at his first national team tryout.

He has always been the best player on any team he played for. Suddenly, he is in a fight just to make the team. This makes him anxious. One of the other player's moms ( or sisters?) notices this and tries to comfort him. Soon this leads to a hug, to groping, to kissing, to semipublic sex. Soon, he is sneaking her into his hotel, having sex in the dressing room etc.

 

[fogbank]

As a hockey fan in withdrawl, I like it.

 

[sirhugs]

As a hockey fan in withdrawl, I like it.

are you up to writing it?

 

[nushu2]

In memorium: The '04/'05 NHL season.

Despite it's long suffering, the demise came as a shock to many loyal friends and fans. Among those hearing the news on TV and radio, the common reaction was, "What the fuck, eh".

The departure was not a surprise for those closest to it, which had been digging the grave for years. When it's pain had grown intolerable, some made a meaningless effort to save it while others stumbled over each other to pull the plug.

On the brighter side, Canadian garages have never been so clean and falling maple leaves are raked as soon as they hit the ground.

 

[sirhugs]

In memorium: The '04/'05 NHL season.

Despite it's long suffering, the demise came as a shock to many loyal friends and fans. Among those hearing the news on TV and radio, the common reaction was, "What the fuck, eh".

The departure was not a surprise for those closest to it, which had been digging the grave for years. When it's pain had grown intolerable, some made a meaningless effort to save it while others stumbled over each other to pull the plug.

On the brighter side, Canadian garages have never been so clean and falling maple leaves are raked as soon as they hit the ground.

so the story ideas include:
~impreganation of broadcasters wives

~inept gravediggers stumble on top of each other into the hole, have to share body heat

~ sex while playing in the piled maple leaves

 

[vargas111]

I think it's better if the wives/gfs of the opposing team seduce him trying to "tire him out," but in fact just bost his confidence, expecially when they turn up pregnant.

 

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I think it's better if the wives/gfs of the opposing team seduce him trying to "tire him out," but in fact just bost his confidence, expecially when they turn up pregnant.

in the tryout camp sceanario, it might be the gfs of the players competing at his position seduce him to try to distract him, hoping he will miss practice and get cut.

Not only they, but the coach's wife end up all preggers....and the coach had a vasectomy years ago when he was a player out on the road a lot...

 

[nushu2]

There was a supposedly true story of a basketball wife giving permission for her husband to fool around. However, if he did, she would fuck everyone on his team. I forget who the player was but I can imagine his teammates trying to set him up.

BTW, I also heard that everyone got pregnant.

 

[sirhugs]

There was a supposedly true story of a basketball wife giving permission for her husband to fool around. However, if he did, she would fuck everyone on his team. I forget who the player was but I can imagine his teammates trying to set him up.

BTW, I also heard that everyone got pregnant.

are you confusing this with Anna Benson ( ex Playmate or stripper?) married to Mets pitcher Kurt Benson, who said if he hubbie cheated, she'd "do" the whole clubhouse......

 

[fogbank]

okay, I'll take a stab at writing this one over the Christmas break. Maybe I'll have it done before the World Juniors are finished.

Rather than doing broadcaster's wives, how about one of the hot reporter girls that some of the sports networks have doing player interviews? I also like the teammate's mother idea.



There's some good sex in the Roy McGregor book 'Last Season', involving a junior-age hockey player and the coach's daughter. It's a good book and not exactly erotica, but I found the occasional sex in it pretty hot.

 

[cpk50]

I MISS HOCKEY

 

[snooper]

I MISS HOCKEY

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okay, I'll take a stab at writing this one over the Christmas break. Maybe I'll have it done before the World Juniors are finished.

Rather than doing broadcaster's wives, how about one of the hot reporter girls that some of the sports networks have doing player interviews? I also like the teammate's mother idea.



There's some good sex in the Roy McGregor book 'Last Season', involving a junior-age hockey player and the coach's daughter. It's a good book and not exactly erotica, but I found the occasional sex in it pretty hot.

well, I did start a thread a while bacK missing melissa stark ( did she ever do hockey?)

 

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Classic! But we're in the no fun zone.

 

[nushu2]

I MISS HOCKEY

You miss the Sabres?

 

[sirhugs]

Classic! But we're in the no fun zone.

you're at a Board of Governor's meeting?

 

[snooper]

Classic! But we're in the no fun zone.

Sorry, I forgot that Ice Hockey is too important to be joked about.

<sits in corner with dunce's hat on and NO mincepies>

 

[sirhugs]

Canada Wins!

perhaps a sexy victory party story?

 

[nushu2]

Bob Goodenow and Gary Bettman placed 39th and 40th on the Sporting News 100 most powerful people in sports for 2004. Janet Jackson's right breast placed 38th. Just thought it was amusing.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3295420

 

[sirhugs]

Bob Goodenow and Gary Bettman placed 39th and 40th on the Sporting News 100 most powerful people in sports for 2004. Janet Jackson's right breast placed 38th. Just thought it was amusing.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3295420

it would take a truly twisted writer to put Janet in a room with Bets and Goody.....