Hmmm...what to do about the Lit hit man?

lisalove

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I won't even dignify his presence by mentioning his name. Suffice it to say he is a vile and pathetic parasite, attempting to suck the (mostly) harmonious flow of Lit.

I'd say lynch him, but that just creates a need for more blood, all in all quite a nasty habit.

Perhaps Laurel could ban him. He's being careful now not to direct personal threats, though it's insinuated nonetheless. Besides, there goes Charter of Rights, freedom of speech, and censorhip. If he is banned do we keep lowering the bar until only superficial niceties are exchanged?

I've only read a few of his posts, mostly by mistake, but it's enough to know that I find his style and 'sense of humor' extremely disturbing and psychotic.

I will completely ignore him. He serves no purpose to my experience here.
 
islandman said:
So why start a thread about him? :rolleyes:

Yes, it does seem a little twisted.

Just felt the need to discuss my contempt and 'from here on will be ignoring' intentions.
 
islandman said:
So why start a thread about him? :rolleyes:

Yes, this is like the 20th Thread about "that tiresome person."

I am thinking people here thrive on him....
 
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee,
Her dress has got a tear.
She waltzes on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair.
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair.
I even heard her singing in the abbey.

She's always late for chapel,
But her penitence is real.
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal.
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.

I'd like to say a word in her behalf.
Maria makes me laugh!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand,
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I'm with her I'm confused,
Out of focus and bemused,
And I never know exactly where I am.
Unpredictable as weather,
She's as flighty as a feather.
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'd outpester any pest,
Drive a hornet from its nest,
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl.
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand,
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

----Oscar Hammerstein
 
peachykeen said:
:eek: hey you know I'm not all that blond anymore; gone for red now...

Oh my, I like red :)

As soon as I say my next unpopular statement, everyone will be back to hating me and making threads about me...

That is the way LIT is....

C'est la LIT
 
I love that song phrodeau.

LordLucan, an unpopular statement, unless it's full of hatred and a sick mind, does not warrant a mutiny.
 
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