sweetnpetite
Intellectual snob
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Sub Joe said:I think you're just lusting after Rideme Cowboy. You can't tell she's female until it's too late.
That could be it.

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Sub Joe said:I think you're just lusting after Rideme Cowboy. You can't tell she's female until it's too late.
Thanks Colly, I'll be sure to come find you if I ever tackle it.Colleen Thomas said:Lady pirate stories are fun
For a WWi story, the best place to start is to decide when you want to set it during the war years. The tides of battle and perceptions on the varius home fronts changed radically as the war progressed. I'm no expert, but if you need some info, I'd be glad to help.
OhMissScarlett said:Thanks Colly, I'll be sure to come find you if I ever tackle it.![]()
sweetnpetite said:someday I want to write a story about a female outlaw/bank-robber in the old west.
But I don't really know anything about the old west, i don't even read westerns
I just have this picture of a sexy raven haired beauty ridding bareback on a brown horse. She's wearing a stetson, a loose blouse, a red bandana on her face and a pair of tight jeans. You can't really tell she's female until it's too late
Where is this picture- in my head![]()
dr_mabeuse said:You ever see what women looked like back them? Gagghh! And men weren't any better. It's a good thing electric lights hadn't been invented yet, otherwise no one would have had any kids.
In fact, one of the biggest problems I have with historical stuff is finding some era where the looks of the people don't immediately turn me off. When I read medieval stuff, all I can think about it how the people stink and have sores all over from not bathing.
This was a huge problem for me. I only solved this problem by giving my 15th century characters a lot of opportunities to bathe. Not that in real life they would've taken all of them unless they were obsessive compulsive. In Germany at that time there were many public baths to frequent, but as I understand it, people didn't go there so much for bathing.dr_mabeuse said:You ever see what women looked like back them? Gagghh! And men weren't any better. It's a good thing electric lights hadn't been invented yet, otherwise no one would have had any kids.
In fact, one of the biggest problems I have with historical stuff is finding some era where the looks of the people don't immediately turn me off. When I read medieval stuff, all I can think about it how the people stink and have sores all over from not bathing.
sweetnpetite said:someday I want to write a story about a female outlaw/bank-robber in the old west.
But I don't really know anything about the old west, i don't even read westerns![]()
Weird Harold said:Reading Westerns -- especially "Classic Westerns" by the likes of Louis L'mour and Zane Grey -- isn't the way to research an accurate historical novel about the time period.
Of Course if you just want to write a "Horseshit and Holsters" epic with an anachronistic female lead, the formulae western genere would be a big help -- except for the Sex scenes; horses get kissed more than school-marms do in that genre.
Qeurstion: If a conventional Pirate story is a "Bodice Ripper," Would a Lady Pirate story be a "Codpiece Ripper?"
Colleen Thomas said:Actually, Louis L'amour did a lot of research for his pieces, in the form of places, weapons etc. He is also a fine storyteller. At least he is in my opinion.
cantdog said:I'm not sure I understand the question, though.
Colleen Thomas said:A lot of historic Japan didn't survive WWII. The fire bombing raids destroyed 31 square miles of Jpanese cities in a week. Tokyo, Nogoya, Kobe, etc lost their historic centers in the flames.
OhMissScarlett said:This was a huge problem for me. I only solved this problem by giving my 15th century characters a lot of opportunities to bathe. Not that in real life they would've taken all of them unless they were obsessive compulsive. In Germany at that time there were many public baths to frequent, but as I understand it, people didn't go there so much for bathing.![]()
BigAndTall said:The earliest capital for Japan was rather spared: Nara.
I think I know what you mean, Doc.dr_mabeuse said:You ever see what women looked like back them? Gagghh! And men weren't any better. . . .
Virtual_Burlesque said:I think I know what you mean, Doc.
http://www.1wayinfo.com/Women_of_the_Old_West/WomenImages/BelleStarrW_BlueDuckResized.jpg
Here is that 'Flamboyant Bandit Queen' the beautiful Belle Starr with the equally ravishing Blue Duck.
Weird Harold said:Reading Westerns -- especially "Classic Westerns" by the likes of Louis L'mour and Zane Grey -- isn't the way to research an accurate historical novel about the time period.![]()
sweetnpetite said:not really concernrd with "acuracy" so much as atmosphere. Its just a smut storry- probably not even to the level of "Spur"![]()
Weird Harold said:True, as far as locations and hardware are concerned, LL is considered among the best at being realistic, but very few Western Genre Writers, includiing LL, get the sociology correct -- they write about the whitebread hollywood version of the the "Old West" with very few exceptions.
And the fact that those tiny little dogs they carried weren't just there to be cute; they were there to attract fleas away from the human host.Colleen Thomas said:LOL,
Suspencion of disbelief is supposed to make you forget that stuff, as well as roaches living in their hairdos and smallpox scars.
OhMissScarlett said:This was a huge problem for me. I only solved this problem by giving my 15th century characters a lot of opportunities to bathe. Not that in real life they would've taken all of them unless they were obsessive compulsive. In Germany at that time there were many public baths to frequent, but as I understand it, people didn't go there so much for bathing.![]()
shereads said:I have a theory that historical settings are increasingly popular in the romance-novel business not only because the bodices were easier to rip before the invention of the sewing machine, but because women readers can enjoy the erotic aspects of all those ravishing pirates, cruel overlords and randy rakes without the nagging discomfort of enjoying something so politically incorrect.
dr_mabeuse said:The latter especially show you exactly what it was like to live in the Napoleonic era, what people knew and what they assumed, and the way they interacted. It's just fascinating stuff.
Weird Harold said:"Just a smut story" is one of my pet peeves -- every story of every genre is first and foremost a story, with the same requirements for "accuracy" and "quality" as any other story in any other genre. [/rant]
The point about Classic Westerns is still valid whether you're looking for historical accuracy or just "atmosphere" -- Especially since "smut" is almost totally foreign to the classic western genre. The only reason there are two genders in that genre at all is because somebody has to be helpless and require rescuing. (Note much of Golden Age Science Fiction -- especially the so-called B.E.M. sub-genre -- suffers from the same mysogynism/sexism)
If you introduce smut into the classic western formula, you're changing the "atmosphere" to the point of converting from "Classic Western" to "Historical Western."
sweetnpetite said:someday I want to write a story about a female outlaw/bank-robber in the old west.
But I don't really know anything about the old west, i don't even read westerns
I just have this picture of a sexy raven haired beauty ridding bareback on a brown horse. She's wearing a stetson, a loose blouse, a red bandana on her face and a pair of tight jeans. You can't really tell she's female until it's too late
Where is this picture- in my head![]()