High Maintenence...

[Bent]

Who are worse, men or women?

 

[red_rose]

Speaking as a low-maintenance woman... I say women. LOL

Guys are so much easier to get along with more often than not.

(When I find a low-maintenance female friend, I hold on for dear life. LOL)

 

[SpiceCake]

Women - my experience says women are higher maintenance.

Well, till a man gets sick!

 

[curious2c]

High maintenance? Hmmm I'm not sure...I am a maintenance man...heh heh Just in case anyone is wondering.

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

I only need maintenence every 45,000 miles.

You need more ASSistance than you think you do.

You forgot to put on your pants before taking that picture!

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Sorry.... I'll go change it right away....

You're going to take off the shirt?

 

[cowgirl heaven]

I only need maintenence every 45,000 miles.

Gotcha diesel engine hon?

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Nah.... the shirt stays..

Damn.

 

[SpiceCake]

Nah.... the shirt stays..

Damn!

 

[cowgirl heaven]

Nah.... the shirt stays..

DAMNIT!!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Uh ... yes.. and yes...

I forgot what I was going to say, I was distracted by Max's av....

 

[Bent]

Why does Max's ass look familiar?

 

[k¡tty]

I'm agreeing with SpiceCake on this one.








Do you visit the picture board, Bent?

 

[red_rose]

Why does Max's ass look familiar?

I could be really corny and say you saw it in your dreams.

But I'm not corny like that.

 

[Bent]

Ah, the picture board! That could be it, I was there earlier today. As for in my dreams...yeah, if only I could dream that good.

 

[cowgirl heaven]

Sweet Ass Dreams!!

 

[DéjàNu]

Ah, the picture board! That could be it, I was there earlier today. As for in my dreams...yeah, if only I could dream that good.

not too loud Bent we dont want he to be shy away!!!


the ass!

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Max, are you *sure* you won't have me for...umm...er...I mean, have lunch with me?

 

[Bent]

Sssshhhhhhhh! Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet.

 

[red_rose]

You guys really need to learn how to stay on topic.

Sheesh.

 

[Bent]

I know, it's truly sad.

 

[Lost Cause]

Females, the Harleys.....

Both require constant troubleshooting, tweaking to operate correctly, lube replenishment, and accumulate lots of shiny stuff. However, after completing the maintenence, you can't beat the ride!