Hi.

[amaranthus]

nah..I'm straight and I hear thta's a swear word at the Love Shack.

(see the typo Amaranathus?...NOT intentionally done)

Yes. I wasn't going to say anything.

To error is simply human, after all. Haha.

 

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[Guest]

That's just when it's being pushed on us like the Jehova's Witness Watchtower magazine.

We lurve you, just the way you are. Please bring your STRAIGHT ass to the Love Shack!

i triple ditto lucky on this one.
we love you no matter how stick straight you are.l

 

[amaranthus]

you gonn aget a squirter, squirt?

Well, I was talking about a tattoo...but either way it works for me!!

 

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[amaranthus]

i triple ditto lucky on this one.
we love you no matter how stick straight you are.l

Yep yep, as long as you can hold your liquor.

 

[amaranthus]

an dI am a simple humanoid

As are we all. Except me. Of course.

 

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[entitled]

Dammit. i'm a liquor lightweight.
*snif*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Flat ass...well barely there froggy butt.

Me too, but Vella lurves me anyway ... as she does you.
Look into it.
Big litogether happening in March.
You are expressly invited and urged to attend.

 

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[lucky-E-leven]

Thank you.
I REALLy want to come (in every way).
My brother's proximity...is a big help. BUt I bet I will need to conjure another "excuse". The truth would be a HUGE hinderance to my travel plans.

"oh, By the way...I'll be going to Texas for a few days to hang out with a pile of Lesbinims at the LOVE SHACK. Just a bunch of sex crazed pervs from Literotica. WHAT? I didn't tell you? THe place where I post erotic drawings and stories...and chat about all sorts of sexual issues...well that it. No worries though they are into women!...BYE!"

We can pick you up, if you can come up with a good enough excuse to take a sight-seeing day.



(Also, ROFL at the explanation. Is the wife not the understanding type?)

 

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ummm...correct.

It will toughest just to go to Texas...brother is not a good enough excuse. I have begun looking into ligitimate stuff.

ligitimate?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ummm...correct.

It will toughest just to go to Texas...brother is not a good enough excuse. I have begun looking into ligitimate stuff.

She shall be known, from this day forth, as the wife-nazi.

How is your brother not a good enough excuse?

Anyway, I don't care. I'd just really like to meet you and think we'd have an amazing time, IF it's not going to be to big of a hassle. Wouldn't want it fucking up what's comfy for you.

 

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[entitled]

yes, that is my dark side.

He's like duct tape.
Which is like the force.

Has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together.

 

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[cantdog]

Fortune!

 

[amaranthus]

He's like duct tape.
Which is like the force.

Has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together.

Duct tape has saved many lives. Mine more than once.

 

[amaranthus]

Fortune!

Fortune and fate are fickle creatures.

 

[entitled]

Hey cant!

Wait a minute...
If there's gonna be so many warm bodies there, i want to know who i'm going to be sleeping with. Or against. Or something.

 

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[cantdog]

Body? Hi ent.