BlackSnake
Anaconda
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2002
- Posts
- 9,196
Might not have notice, but I've been away for a bit.
Not working on the great American erotic novel or anything as exciting. I've moved out to West Georgia, out I-20 heading towards Alabama. Wow! Real life is stranger than fiction out here.
I found a local watering hole, a redneck bar, and if you can tell or not I'm not a redneck. Some rednecks are pretty good people, especially the bartenders (one blonde with fake boobs, and a brunette) hot babes...and the burgers are nice.
Well, it was horrific the first couple of weeks hearing "I'm sorry, I know this sounds prejudice, but I don't date black guys. I was raised that way." Well, gotta tell ya. I'm not the least bit interested in dating anyone. I've had enough drama for a while.
Talking to on the blonde bartender with the really nice fake boobs, I found out that on Friday and Saturday nights after 8:30pm they have a DJ that comes in and plays Hip-Hop. I'm like cool, because I love to dance, and really not bad at it.
Freakin amazing, yee haw sounded pretty damn hot when a woman is holding up the back of her skirt to show off her thong to the rhythm of "I Wanna Fuck You" (look it up. main stream title would be "I Wanna Love You"
Anyways I'm getting lucky and figuring things out. I can get as much as I want as long as no body knows about it. Fuck it, I going through a divorce, so I'm taking stock-out in Magnum.
Another thing that I found out, they use the crap out of myspace around here. Don't even ask about an email address, its the name on their myspace profile that's the thing.
I got my myspace, and no I didn't post a pic of the anaconda like I did here. No pictures of me at all. I'm actually acting decent and getting lots of responses from the locals.
That's what's been up with me. What's up with you guys?
Not working on the great American erotic novel or anything as exciting. I've moved out to West Georgia, out I-20 heading towards Alabama. Wow! Real life is stranger than fiction out here.
I found a local watering hole, a redneck bar, and if you can tell or not I'm not a redneck. Some rednecks are pretty good people, especially the bartenders (one blonde with fake boobs, and a brunette) hot babes...and the burgers are nice.
Well, it was horrific the first couple of weeks hearing "I'm sorry, I know this sounds prejudice, but I don't date black guys. I was raised that way." Well, gotta tell ya. I'm not the least bit interested in dating anyone. I've had enough drama for a while.
Talking to on the blonde bartender with the really nice fake boobs, I found out that on Friday and Saturday nights after 8:30pm they have a DJ that comes in and plays Hip-Hop. I'm like cool, because I love to dance, and really not bad at it.
Freakin amazing, yee haw sounded pretty damn hot when a woman is holding up the back of her skirt to show off her thong to the rhythm of "I Wanna Fuck You" (look it up. main stream title would be "I Wanna Love You"
Anyways I'm getting lucky and figuring things out. I can get as much as I want as long as no body knows about it. Fuck it, I going through a divorce, so I'm taking stock-out in Magnum.
Another thing that I found out, they use the crap out of myspace around here. Don't even ask about an email address, its the name on their myspace profile that's the thing.
I got my myspace, and no I didn't post a pic of the anaconda like I did here. No pictures of me at all. I'm actually acting decent and getting lots of responses from the locals.
That's what's been up with me. What's up with you guys?