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Jesus, another weak minded Yahoo article...

Where do they get these reporters?
 
Wow, what a weak article. And what a bunch of weak so-called men.

Ladies, please feel free to wear heels around my house and put your freshly showered head on my pillow.
 
"They don't put caps back on things or they put it on but they don't screw it on so when I go get something it spills." -Connor

"I hate it when women wear any type of fragrance - I like showers." -Bryan

Makes note: put caps on properly. Boy that was hard.

Bryan hates fragrance? :rolleyes: Fuck you, Bryan!
 
a yahoo piece on women and beauty....otherwise known as the " LT Scientific Center For Anti-Misandry"
 
Well, first, I don't really give a damn. If someone is attracted to me only on the basis of my beauty regimen or turned off on the basis of my beauty regimen, they're idiots and I don't want to have anything to do with them anyway.

You can't ask the smart men, because what they have to say doesn't sell magazines. Their advice doesn't rely on the idea that if you irritate a man less than some other woman because she uses too much body lotion, that's the basis of true love.

Articles like that can't sell integrity or good taste. They sell the idea to a woman that beauty is your prize and possibly only asset and insecurity on the subject.
 
a naked body...is a nked body.

A beautiful woman is a work of art.

All those dumb little hippy chic's in sackcloth, still got free love...from all the bums.

I would venture a bet that even Eve put rouge on to turn her cheeks and lips red to attract a male.

Name of the game, kiddies, grow up, open your eyes.

JBJ....ooops Amicus.....heh...;)
 
The men who wrote in must have been really stupid. Some of this is remarkably asinine.
 
a naked body...is a nked body.

A beautiful woman is a work of art.

All those dumb little hippy chic's in sackcloth, still got free love...from all the bums.

I would venture a bet that even Eve put rouge on to turn her cheeks and lips red to attract a male.

Name of the game, kiddies, grow up, open your eyes.

JBJ....ooops Amicus.....heh...;)

What?
 
Men will like what they like. Usually it's a vagina and they aren't too particular about the rest. Sometimes they like the rest to have makeup but if it doesn't they don't really seem to mind all that much.
Personally I don't care what men like. Don't know why any woman over 20 would care. We are expected to appreciate them warts and all, see no reason why they shouldn't have to do the same.
 
If it has wheels or tits, sooner or later, it's going to let you down.
 
No, inuit nickel, he is saying that machines wear out and women cannot be trusted they are far too emotional.

I see all the fat, ugly women are chiming in, hell, a ton of make-up wouldn't help them.

The Devil Wears Prada.....a view into the world of fashion; a billion dollar business as women compete not just for men, but with each other.

With recent eye surgery, I hired a couple of cuties to type for me, anin't nuthin better than a pretty, young woman to start your day, eh?

amicus the amorous one:rose:
 
Artificial frangrances on either sex can cause some people allergies. Perfume was invented by French people who only showered once every six months to cover up the body odor. They are completely unnecessary in the modern world with indoor plumbing and showers.

As for tattoos, why not just deliberately mutilate oneself? Oh wait, that's what tattoos are. :rolleyes:
 
Motherfucker, you put on make-up and see how long it fucking takes.

Having said that, 45min is a bit extreme. I can look hot and feminine in like, 15-20 minutes. And I do a lot of shit with my face. WTF is that bitch doing?

What about the guy who was bitching b/c his woman's hair was wet? Or the guy who says bath salts are slipper? It's a goddamn salt, dumbass. It's grandular! You're retarded and your woman doesn't deserve someone without basic science skills.
 
Artificial frangrances on either sex can cause some people allergies. Perfume was invented by French people who only showered once every six months to cover up the body odor. They are completely unnecessary in the modern world with indoor plumbing and showers.

As for tattoos, why not just deliberately mutilate oneself? Oh wait, that's what tattoos are. :rolleyes:

Really, you don't like tatts? I thought such things only existed in legends...
 
Did Amicus actually post "The Amorous One"? Really?!?

I guess something is going to surprise me every day around here.
 
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