Hey Rora?

[FallingToFly]

Has anyone ever gotten a hundred thousand words into a novel they are writing and discovered they hate the name they gave their heroine?

YES!!!

Falling. I chose Rachel at random from my high school yearbook signing page, and now hate it due to the Rachel I stole the name from called me to tell me all about her most recent (2nd) divorce, adn bitch about my eight year marraige. lol...

And I have Motrin... over there in my purse somewhere... just be careful, I think Jimmy Hoffa is in there too...

*dances around to cheesy 80's hair ballads and drinks her coconut drink*

 

[entitled]

YES!!!

Falling. I chose Rachel at random from my high school yearbook signing page, and now hate it due to the Rachel I stole the name from called me to tell me all about her most recent (2nd) divorce, adn bitch about my eight year marraige. lol...

And I have Motrin... over there in my purse somewhere... just be careful, I think Jimmy Hoffa is in there too...

*dances around to cheesy 80's hair ballads and drinks her coconut drink*

Your purse is buried under the stadium?

 

[FallingToFly]

Your purse is buried under the stadium?

No, that whiole under the stadium thing was a smokescreen. They really put him in my purse where they knew no one would ever be able to find him. That's where all the missing socks go too... the dryer gnomes steal them and put them there.

This story is frustrating me enough to make me want to pull my hair out...

No, I swear I'm not drinking on a weeknight, Father Patrick. Why would I lie to a man of the cloth?

*long, expectant pause*

Oh, yeah, right. I forgot about that confessional thing... oops. Will a blowjob cover my penance? All those Hail Marys make my knees sore....

 

[Guest]

No, that whiole under the stadium thing was a smokescreen. They really put him in my purse where they knew no one would ever be able to find him. That's where all the missing socks go too... the dryer gnomes steal them and put them there.

This story is frustrating me enough to make me want to pull my hair out...

No, I swear I'm not drinking on a weeknight, Father Patrick. Why would I lie to a man of the cloth?

*long, expectant pause*

Oh, yeah, right. I forgot about that confessional thing... oops. Will a blowjob cover my penance? All those Hail Marys make my knees sore....

You might want to let jammies know that her socks are in your purse, she's been looking for them.

I started writing today and my entire story went into a direction that hit me out of left field... Now I have to reign them in.

Oh and I thought he was buried in Michigan in a field somewhere?

 

[FallingToFly]

rein*

Nope... he's in there with all the things that randomly fall out at embarrassing moments.

And I need more faerie dust. I'm feeling decidedly unsparkly this morning.

 

[Aurora Black]

Faerie dust, coming right up. Special Colombian blend.

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh, my favorite... *spikes this thread back up the list*

So, Rora, today? I spent thirty minutes convincing a stallion whose shoulder is over my head that he shouldn't be scared of a three legged cat. It was funny... I finally had to blindfold him.

*slugs down Colombian faerie dust and sparkles off to wreak havoc*

 

[entitled]

Oh, my favorite... *spikes this thread back up the list*

So, Rora, today? I spent thirty minutes convincing a stallion whose shoulder is over my head that he shouldn't be scared of a three legged cat. It was funny... I finally had to blindfold him.

*slugs down Colombian faerie dust and sparkles off to wreak havoc*

You were blindfolding studs and didn't tell me.

 

[FallingToFly]

You were blindfolding studs and didn't tell me.

Only the one... and he's a wimp. Literally. When we breed him, we just use an ordinary lead rope and have to coax him with carrots to get close enough to scent the mare. I swear he's completely asexual.

Everytime I groom him, a just kind of glance over and shake my head thinking: "Why are they even there? It's not like he uses them."

 

[Aurora Black]

Oh, my favorite... *spikes this thread back up the list*

So, Rora, today? I spent thirty minutes convincing a stallion whose shoulder is over my head that he shouldn't be scared of a three legged cat. It was funny... I finally had to blindfold him.

*slugs down Colombian faerie dust and sparkles off to wreak havoc*

A horse. Afraid of a cat. What's more, a three-legged cat. Wow.

 

[FallingToFly]

A horse. Afraid of a cat. What's more, a three-legged cat. Wow.

I told you my babies were nothing to worry over. This particular wimp routinely gets bullied by a wren that has a nest in his stall. He really is a putz.

 

[Guest]

my seven pound yorkshire terrier once went after a ninty pound rott. I call him Rico the wonder dog. Or idiot, whichever comes out when I'm rescuing him from shephards and rotts.

 

[FallingToFly]

my seven pound yorkshire terrier once went after a ninty pound rott. I call him Rico the wonder dog. Or idiot, whichever comes out when I'm rescuing him from shephards and rotts.

I had a cat like that once... I called him my son, and warned large dog owners to keep their mutts away from me if they wanted them in one piece. Monty was a vicious little bastard.

 

[Aurora Black]

I had a goldfish once. It died.

 

[Guest]

I had a goldfish once. It died.

Oh, Rora..I'm so sorry....sniff sniff

 

[FallingToFly]

*POUNCE*

Yes, you.

 

[Aurora Black]

*POUNCE*

Yes, you.

Moi?

 

[FallingToFly]

Moi?

Yes you. And him, and her... and...

*POUNCEPOUNCEPOUNCEPOUNCE*

I'm in a pounce frenzy.

 

[TxRad]

Following the bouncing pouncing fallingtofly.... Get you some.......

 

[FallingToFly]

Following the bouncing pouncing fallingtofly.... Get you some.......

*POUNCE*

And I may just stalk you... hell, I'm stalking everyone. You just can't see me as I do it. I am a ninja stalker. ^.^ Yesh...

*skitters off to be a dork somewhere else*

 

[Aurora Black]

*POUNCE*

And I may just stalk you... hell, I'm stalking everyone. You just can't see me as I do it. I am a ninja stalker. ^.^ Yesh...

*skitters off to be a dork somewhere else*

Good, we need more ninjas at Lit. With death stars, lots of 'em.

 

[FallingToFly]

Good, we need more ninjas at Lit. With death stars, lots of 'em.

I am a death star...

Actually... I'm named after the angel who opens the seal for Death, Gabriel.

Isn't that stupid?

Gabrielle Renee.. Gabriel Reborn

I bet he was pissed not to have a dick this go round.

 

[Aurora Black]

I am a death star...

Actually... I'm named after the angel who opens the seal for Death, Gabriel.

Isn't that stupid?

Gabrielle Renee.. Gabriel Reborn

I bet he was pissed not to have a dick this go round.

Angels aren't supposed to have dicks...

Pretty name.

 

[FallingToFly]

Angels aren't supposed to have dicks...

Pretty name.

You mean because they're walking, talking ones?

Sorry... it's just... everytime you turn around: "Do this, Go here, Sacrifice That..." Bossy little bastards they are.


And thanks... my mom gave all of us strange names... but at least the other sibs got IRISH names.. I got stuck with French, French... very very very IRISH.

 

[Aurora Black]

You mean because they're walking, talking ones?

Sorry... it's just... everytime you turn around: "Do this, Go here, Sacrifice That..." Bossy little bastards they are.


And thanks... my mom gave all of us strange names... but at least the other sibs got IRISH names.. I got stuck with French, French... very very very IRISH.

Mmm, Bailey's Irish Cream. Too bad I don't drink.