Hey guys, what are some household items you use as dildos?

[SteveBrad1]

Hey guys, Anything interesting around the house you use as a dildo? Either for the mouth or butt. Or at the same time. Looking to expand my repertoire!

Thanks.

 

[hex2112]

I have used so many things back in the day. Now I have many toys to use. I have used slimmer shampoo bottles, numerous food items like cucumbers, etc. I put a condom on the handle of a baseball bat and inserted that a few times. Now my fav is a very large black lifelike dildo that I fuck myself silly with.

 

[SissyKenzi]

I used a broom handle, bottles, even the handle of an old fishing rod hehe

 

[newhere2learn]

Hey guys, Anything interesting around the house you use as a dildo? Either for the mouth or butt. Or at the same time. Looking to expand my repertoire!

Thanks.

It's been 20 years since I first slid something into me, that wasn't intended for that purpose as well as items that could be intended. So my list is not exhaustive, there would be others;

* Bottles of various shapes and sizes
* Banana
* Cucumber
* Suction cup dildo (10")
* Bar from weights
* Fingers
* P spot massager
* Various vibrators owned by housemates, GF and wife
* Random household cleaning items
* Hickory hammer shaft. With hammer head on..riding it reverse cowgirl
* Random industrial fittings & couplings..as they're Steel, heavy, cold. Work as plugs and stretch toys
* Deodorant tins
* Moisturiser containers

There's been lots of other things. But the gist, is anything cylindrical and long enough.

 

[SteveBrad1]

Wow nice lists!

I actually eat cukes but like to pretend their big cocks to suck on. My latest is anchoring a cuke, and then getting on my knees in a thong. Licking, sucking, and going down while looking at this cute hottie. I fantasize we're all alone in winter wonderland cabin!

 

[PariahKing]

vibrating razor handle, with no blades on it of course. I've also had some pretty phallic tooth brush handles and shampoo bottles.

 

[SteveBrad1]

Another confession. I like very large carrots because they're tapered. The pleasure just increases as they go deeper.

I like to anchor a carrot and then ride it having a printout of this cutie on the bed. Rubbing a pillow and imagining that's his chest.

If I knew the neighbor was agreeable, I'd open the curtain to let them watch.

 

[mtsnowrider]

Hey guys, Anything interesting around the house you use as a dildo? Either for the mouth or butt. Or at the same time. Looking to expand my repertoire!

Thanks.

Asian or Japanese eggplant are perfect. Right size and firmness, ideal shape.

 

[PariahKing]

Asian or Japanese eggplant are perfect. Right size and firmness, ideal shape.

[Looks up "Asian or Japanese eggplant" in image search ... definitely not disappointed]

You really weren't kidding. I might have to visit one of the Asian markets near me after work

 

[Xringm1a]

[Looks up "Asian or Japanese eggplant" in image search ... definitely not disappointed]

You really weren't kidding. I might have to visit one of the Asian markets near me after work

Look me up. I'll save you the trouble!

 

[swflabimale]

I just use a basic 18" double dildo. I Keep it handy for sudden urges... (like 30 minutes ago). It takes a little prep work first, like a cleansing enema, then I take in about 12" or so. Love it!

 

[Hitchiker69]

I enjoy the handle of my hair brush.

 

[jackbird]

cucumbers
now have dildo's of all sizes
first time way back when was a cucumber and each time got a bigger one.

 

[toolman1266]

collection of toys

Over the years, just bought a collection of toys, dildos, butt plugs, beats....

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I have used so many things back in the day. Now I have many toys to use. I have used slimmer shampoo bottles, numerous food items like cucumbers, etc. I put a condom on the handle of a baseball bat and inserted that a few times. Now my fav is a very large black lifelike dildo that I fuck myself silly with.

Exactly. With so many purpose built dildos, probes and plugs available, both locally and discreetly via internet suppliers, why is there any need to even consider using non-hygienic "household items" any more? I can have any sex toy I desire delivered to my house within a day or two.

That said, WAY back in the day, my first anal toy was a spare throttle grip for one of our motorcycles. It was even slightly narrower at one end, with the stop or "hilt" that made it retain just like a butt plug. It was hidden under the bathroom sink for many years of my youth.

 

[Astroman72]

Other than fingers, the only other thing I used when I was younger was...modeling clay. I would shape it into the exact shape of a penis, and then wrap it in plastic wrap and use vaseline or cooking oil. It was perfect, because after I was done I would squish it back into a ball--and nobody finding it would suspect anything.

But since my twenties, once I had access to real dildos, beads and vibes and lube, I've never used anything else.

 

[44special]

My earliest improvised dildo, in my younger days, was the handle for a plastic paddle that comes with the cheap little rubber rafts. It had a rough texture, but the size was right for a good stretch.

 

[saintcero]

There are some cheap adhesive paper lint removal tools available. The handles are tapered but they are also split. This means they are easy to use for anal E-stim electrodes. Bond your conductive material to the outer surface and run the leads out the hollow core. Smooth out any edges and burrs before inserting and dialing up your favorite bit of e-stim bliss.

 

[newhere2learn]

[Looks up "Asian or Japanese eggplant" in image search ... definitely not disappointed]

You really weren't kidding. I might have to visit one of the Asian markets near me after work

I imagine the texture/softness of them is ideal

 

[Effema]

considering the plastic handle of a screwdriver. or any hard plastic handle of a tool which is smooth, round and approximately finger-thick in girth, for that matter

 

[load69]

Here are some of my household tools
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[mtsnowrider]

I imagine the texture/softness of them is ideal

And they come in various lengths and thickness

 

[J1biboi]

Here are some of my household tools
https://ibb.co/9vMpkMf
https://ibb.co/WgVZTBY
https://ibb.co/N28MR9Z
https://ibb.co/PGNpW3W

I've thought about using bottles before but I was afraid it might break inside me. That wouldn't be good at all!

 

[load69]

I've thought about using bottles before but I was afraid it might break inside me. That wouldn't be good at all!

Definitely need to be careful

 

[Gator50]

I most often use toys that you can buy - even at Walmart or Target these days. The things around the house that I used to use were veggies like carrots (tapered) or skinny cakes. I have a friend who is really into butt play who can take a Chinese eggplant but I can’t gape as loose as he can. My preferred food item is polish sausage warmed a bit in the microwave. Joe