Hey Everybody! Help Me Welcome a Real New Person..

[someplace]

I've made a new friend tonight and thought you might want to also. He's IKeyStoneI and from Houston too.

Any advice from all ya'll for a newbie?

 

[Siren]

 

[LukkyKnight]

IKeyStoneI

How is that spelled?

Well, welcome either way. My advice would be to give someplace the title to your car and tell her to sell it so she can justify having a fling with some guy in MN.

 

[ikeystonei]

Thank you for the warm welcome, nice lady (in his best southern drawl)

 

[Never]

There's not wrong with imitation new people. With todays technology they can be just as sweet as real new people but with half the fat.

 

[Guest]

Welcome and thank GOD it is a real new person........

I was getting so tired of those imitation new people.

You're so silly.

 

[Ezarc]

Learn to duck really quick.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Siren]

 

[Ice Cold]

About time they started sending the real ones back in.

Welcome to the boards.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for the warm welcome, nice lady (in his best southern drawl)

Oh kewl he's a virgin. Can I have him, pleeese?

j/k

Welcome (I think)

Moon

 

[ikeystonei]

Checking around a bit........pinching self........OUCH !!!!

yup....I'm real

s

 

[ikeystonei]

And i'm only almost a virgin......

 

[CarolineOh]

Welcome real new person!
You aren't a keystone cop, are you, because really that shit isn't mine.Siren gave it to me to hold.

 

[Siren]

 

[markb325]

Welcome to Lit.
Kick back and relax and enjoy the fun.

 

[Rambrat]

Yeah...stay away from Someplace...she's bad...really bad...
*looks up*
Oh...never mind...

 

[Never]

Literotica is the only place where you have to do it with someone else 30 times before you're not considered a virgin. Considering my track record, if they had that kind of standard in the real world I'd most likely die a virgin.


Good point Siren. I'd be better to stick with those with more experiance anyways.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Give em sippee cups.
http://www.telisphere.com/~cearley/jennifer/anna/silly.jpg

 

[Kitte]

What is real asked the rabbit...does it mean having a stick out handle and things that whir about inside you?

 

[ikeystonei]

The smoking lamp is lit and the bar's open.......

let's kick this thang.....

 

[Rambrat]

Considering my track record, if they had that kind of standard in the real world I'd most likely die a virgin.

Maybe if you dropped that gun...

 

[someplace]

Ohhhhhhhh

Yeah...stay away from Someplace...she's bad...really bad...
*looks up*
Oh...never mind...

You've been listening to SecretKate too much again, haven't you??????? That's GOT to be a very bad case of the kettle calling the pot something or other.......

 

[ikeystonei]

Not imitation....pure Texan here {)

Welcome and thank GOD it is a real new person........

I was getting so tired of those imitation new people.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Ohhhhhhhh

You've been listening to SecretKate too much again, haven't you??????? That's GOT to be a very bad case of the kettle calling the pot something or other.......

Bring your kettle over here and we'll start cooking up things to start rumors with.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Well hell! Welcome cuz! The more Texans on here the better!