Hey Cheebs, good news, Sonny wants to do you

[Bert Notorius]

It's your lucky day girl.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39754023&postcount=236

 

[RobDownSouth]

In this episode of the Literotica: Third Grade, chubby Bert learns of Sonny's crush on the foreign exchange student with the moustache, Morcheeba.

He cannot wait once recess is over to blurt this out to the entire class.

Tomorrow: Vettteman soils his pants yet again, and once more attempts to blame others.

 

[Super-Surprise]

I'll bet on the 12 horse any time.


http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video...pkey=502a6caf-2fe1-40e3-a58c-90eb5ca2a412||||

 

[Bert Notorius]

In this episode of the Literotica: Third Grade, chubby Bert learns of Sonny's crush on the foreign exchange student with the moustache, Morcheeba.

He cannot wait once recess is over to blurt this out to the entire class.

Tomorrow: Vettteman soils his pants yet again, and once more attempts to blame others.

Fat jokes? Get your thumb out of your mouth.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Sonny must have one of those open marriages, like Newt.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fat jokes? Get your thumb out of your mouth.

Fat jokes are a staple of third grade humor. Ask Vetty.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Another unholy lit obsession.

 

[semen4her]

When is your next tantrum due, bert?

Its been like 2 months since the last time you left lit.

 

[GracefullyYours]

In this episode of the Literotica: Third Grade, chubby Bert learns of Sonny's crush on the foreign exchange student with the moustache, Morcheeba.

He cannot wait once recess is over to blurt this out to the entire class.

Tomorrow: Vettteman soils his pants yet again, and once more attempts to blame others.

I'm thinking there are a few people here who would still eat the paste....

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm just being a facilitator. Maybe Cheebs digs married men.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I'm just being a facilitator. Maybe Cheebs digs married men.

Right. That's why she continually reminds Perg that he has a wife.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Right. That's why she continually reminds Perg that he has a wife.

Who the hell are/were you by the way, not that I want to do you 'cause I'm all married and shit?

 

[GracefullyYours]

Who the hell are/were you by the way, not that I want to do you 'cause I'm all married and shit?

I'm Grace. Nice to meet you.

I don't give two shits who's married or not....but Morchee does.

 

[Spider Rand]

Who the hell are/were you by the way, not that I want to do you 'cause I'm all married and shit?

I found a pic she's since deleted from her sig, which linked to a Photobucket account. The name on the account lead me to a News Group account, which led me to Google Docs, which led me to...

Look, long story short "she's" a 57-year-old Japanese guy living in Montclair, New Jersey.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm Grace. Nice to meet you.

I don't give two shits who's married or not....but Morchee does.

Well haven't you 2 bonded quickly? You know more about her in 2 months than I do after 8 years.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Well haven't you 2 bonded quickly? You know more about her in 2 months than I do after 8 years.

It came up in two threads recently, including a statement from Perg that he's "tired" of her always bringing it up.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It came up in two threads recently, including a statement from Perg that he's "tired" of her always bringing it up.

Well yeah. It sort messes with a guy's flirt. PG girl, maybe.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Well yeah. It sort messes with a guy's flirt. PG girl, maybe.

I believe the term "cock blocker" was mentioned on more than one occasion, yes.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I believe the term "cock blocker" was mentioned on more than one occasion, yes.

You would hate to see a guy make a horrible mistake like that.

 

[Morcheeba]

It's your lucky day girl.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39754023&postcount=236

Well, hopefully he doesn't stalk my posts the way a certain little chinky gal in here has twice this month already. Gee cunt, welcome back to Lit.



I do give married Romeos shit in here, Grace. Doesn't mean I don't like or care about them. Dogfuckers to my left, Karen Krafts to my right... but heaven forbid I tease a married man for asking chicks to post their bits.

C'mon Eli!!!!

 

[neci]

*pinches cheeb's ass*

 

[Morcheeba]

Fuck Yeah, Eli And Manningham!~~~~~!

 

[Morcheeba]

*pinches cheeb's ass*

That's the good news Bert really meant.

 

[Bert Notorius]

That's the good news Bert really meant.

Of course you know this isn't really about you. I just have this thing going on and I used you. Didn't think you'd mind. You want the intelligent & crazy thread.

That's about you.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I do give married Romeos shit in here, Grace. Doesn't mean I don't like or care about them. Dogfuckers to my left, Karen Krafts to my right... but heaven forbid I tease a married man for asking chicks to post their bits.

I love you. Just so you know.