Hey BrokenBrainWave

I have a cat, ty however dear.

Or I'll just put it in ice trays with toothpicks for the upcoming summer months.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
and once again she offers when the kids are around.


damned tease...:p


*gasp*

Why Broken... are you flirting with me? I thought you didn't do that sort of thang!

Should I feel honored or scared? :D
 
His_kitty said:
*gasp*

Why Broken... are you flirting with me? I thought you didn't do that sort of thang!

Should I feel honored or scared? :D
either or, I still aint gettin any, LOL.


I wonder if I put them outside and have em carry leaves across the street one at a time if momma would get mad.....
 
brokenbrainwave said:
Or I'll just put it in ice trays with toothpicks for the upcoming summer months.
Congratulations! You just made this guy roll over in his grave!

sa1725.gif
 
brokenbrainwave said:
either or, I still aint gettin any, LOL.


I wonder if I put them outside and have em carry leaves across the street one at a time if momma would get mad.....



I've found that my son can be bought.


Slip them each a ten. :D
 
His_kitty said:
I've found that my son can be bought.


Slip them each a ten. :D
they are seven and three. God, trying to get me arrested? Oh that's right, your fantasy about me being chained and cuffed to a jail door while three big burly mens have their way with my tight virgin ass...

or is that mine?
 
brokenbrainwave said:
they are seven and three. God, trying to get me arrested? Oh that's right, your fantasy about me being chained and cuffed to a jail door while three big burly mens have their way with my tight virgin ass...

or is that mine?


I think you just took my fantasy and spruced it up a bit and left me out.
 
His_kitty said:
I think you just took my fantasy and spruced it up a bit and left me out.
Nnoooooo


you're the warden that makes to dress like a girl for her pleasure. But really, was putting a pocket pussy around my waist neccessary?
 
brokenbrainwave said:
Nnoooooo


you're the warden that makes to dress like a girl for her pleasure. But really, was putting a pocket pussy around my waist neccessary?


I guess it was overkill, what with all this big fella's ready, able and more than willing to help ya out.
 
His_kitty said:
I guess it was overkill, what with all this big fella's ready, able and more than willing to help ya out.
plus you and your rotating vibrating strapon.

fuck you looked sexy stroking that fake cock


ok, this is getting carried away....:D
 
His_kitty said:
Pffshaw


Yer just saying that so that I'll use the lube next time.
or at least some spittle. Red Hot Donkey Love good thang. Ripped bunghole bad thang.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
or at least some spittle. Red Hot Donkey Love good thang. Ripped bunghole bad thang.



You've just made me snort my diet Dr. Pepper up my nose!
 
His_kitty said:
You've just made me snort my diet Dr. Pepper up my nose!
so tell us, in the name of science and since diet Dr. Pepper claimes to taste as good as the original, does it have the same orginality burn when inhaled into a sinus cavity?
 
brokenbrainwave said:
you're soooo out of the loop it aint even funny....

1-15

...thats almost as bad as my fantasy of using
Sponge Bob as a vaginal contraceptive...
BrokenBrainWave.
 
Back
Top