Hey Atheist

[Very_Bad_Man]

What if you're wrong?

Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What if you're wrong?

Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

If I am wrong and live a good life I will still be forgiven right?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

If I am wrong and live a good life I will still be forgiven right?

you obviously don't know what an atheist is do you.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

What if you're wrong?

"Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

Sorry god there just wasn’t enough evidence.

You ain’t goona be a cruel, vengeful, homicidal maniac over that are ya?

Oh you are, in that case I want nothing more to do wif ya then."

Woof!

 

[dolf]

What if you're wrong?

Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

there are literally hundreds of religions in the world.
most people follow the faith of convenience,
that is, the faith of their family and/or culture.

if there is a god, whatever faith you're following, there's a pretty big chance you'll end up condemned for backing the wrong horse anyway.

you could spend your whole life eating kosher only to find, at the moment of death, that some long extinct tribe were the only ones to get it right and that the universe was created when the bat of death porked the snake of life.

sure, i could pick a faith at random and start praying! but, really, isn't that just a way to console myself against the fact that i don't really know shit and won't know until it's too late?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

there are literally hundreds of religions in the world.
most people follow the faith of convenience,
that is, the faith of their family and/or culture.

if there is a god, whatever faith you're following, there's a pretty big chance you'll end up condemned for backing the wrong horse anyway.

you could spend your whole life eating kosher only to find, at the moment of death, that some long extinct tribe were the only ones to get it right and that the universe was created when the bat of death porked the snake of life.

sure, i could pick a faith at random and start praying! but, really, isn't that just a way to console myself against the fact that i don't really know shit and won't know until it's too late?

You get a free pass cause you have nice tits

 

[dolf]

You get a free pass cause you have nice tits

and i'm secretly god.

 

[Sean Renaud]

What if you're wrong?

Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

Yes. Worse case scenario I'll just team up with Bad Doggie and kill the bastard.

 

[crazychemgirl]

why does anyone care if someone else is an athiest or not?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

why does anyone care if someone else is an athiest or not?

We are in the business of saving souls here on the GB

 

[Sean Renaud]

We are in the business of saving souls here on the GB

Since when? I've been trying to send you to hell since you showed up here, it's just you're low on the list and fucking dollparts keeps eating my assassins.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We are in the business of saving souls here on the GB

what if some are beyond help?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

and i'm secretly god.

i can almost buy that.

I got your staff right here.

It's kinda stuck.

Yeah keep tugging.

you almost got it.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Since when? I've been trying to send you to hell since you showed up here, it's just you're low on the list and fucking dollparts keeps eating my assassins.

Or like IRL you are powerless

what if some are beyond help?

Nobody is beyond my help.

send me your tithing and I'll help you to paradise.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Or like IRL you are powerless.

I'm quite powerful IRL. I once saved the entire world. Don't worry though your number will come up, probably around 2040 at this rate.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm quite powerful IRL. I once saved the entire world. Don't worry though your number will come up, probably around 2040 at this rate.

My number has been up for a long time.

I'm just an awesome dancer and fate can't keep up.

 

[unregistered]

 

[crazychemgirl]

The aim of many on the GB is to marginalize people into convenient pre-plotted zones of fire so that they can be ground up by the political and social artillery registered there. Try not to worry though the thread starter only commands a cork firing canon and a plastic Super Soaker.

I miss Super Soakers... the new ones use batteries.. no more pump action.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

The aim of many on the GB is to marginalize people into convenient pre-plotted zones of fire so that they can be ground up by the political and social artillery registered there. Try not to worry though the thread starter only commands a cork firing canon and a plastic Super Soaker.

I got your super soaker right here sweet cheeks

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I miss Super Soakers... the new ones use batteries.. no more pump action.

Mine is pump action

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mine is pump action

the pump action ones were the best.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The aim of many on the GB is to marginalize people into convenient pre-plotted zones of fire so that they can be ground up by the political and social artillery registered there. Try not to worry though the thread starter only commands a cork firing canon and a plastic Super Soaker.

*gigglesnort*

You keep on shining there, Shakespeare.

 

[Liar]

What if you're wrong?

Are you truly prepared to pay the price?

What's the option?

 

[Sean Renaud]

My number has been up for a long time.

I'm just an awesome dancer and fate can't keep up.

Please stop dancing. Do you have any idea what the Fates charge per hour?

I miss Super Soakers... the new ones use batteries.. no more pump action.

Look, fuck little kids. Back in my day we had single shot arrows and we fucking liked it. Today little kids have fucking sniper rifles and belt fed machine guns. I'm seriously waiting to see some kids with a power wheels with a mounted weapon in the rear.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Look, fuck little kids. Back in my day we had single shot arrows and we fucking liked it. Today little kids have fucking sniper rifles and belt fed machine guns. I'm seriously waiting to see some kids with a power wheels with a mounted weapon in the rear.

The GB is full aware of his expertise on children.