Hey Angelique...since it's a Literotica wedding....

[Havocman]

I was just curious if you and the X-Man have decided on wedding attire yet? I saw somewhere here on the Board what Rosebud plans to wear, and just thought I'd offer up my suggestion for the PERFECT Literotica Wedding clothing for you. Let me know what you think....

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http://www.foggys-funnies.com/babes/pix/2000/08/24.jpg

Definitely an attention grabber, eh? Guarenteed to make sure that all eyes are on the bride....*weg*

What's everyone else planning on wearing? Or even if you're not going, what would you wear if you were going? Just a harmless little question in an attempt to bring some fun and civility back to the Board...I haven't been posting folks, but I've been watching...

Havoc

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Attention grabber yes! All eyes would definatly be on the bride but isn't that the way it is suppose to be. LOL

 

[CreamyLady]

I thought one of the most attention-getting wedding outfits was in the final show in Ready to Wear.

Of course, that's hard to pull off when one isn't nine months pregnant.

 

[Slut_boy]

That was beautiful. Thanks Havoc. If that is what Angelique would treat our eyes to, then I am on my way to Akron ..... Xander even if a militant Muslim extremist group doesn't blow up a catholic church. Hell, I'll blow up a church if Angel wears Havoc's dress. The dress Havoc suggested, silly. *laughs*

 

[Angelique]

LMAO@Havoc!!!

Havoc, honey...obviously someone gave you a pic of my wedding attire ahead of time. I just need to know WHO!!!

Suffice it to say, I have something quite similar to that...question is, will that be my wedding attire at the ceremony, or will that be my gift to Xander?

 

[Havocman]

When you wish upon a star...

Oh please let it be for the ceremony, please let it be for the ceremony....

I mean really, X-Man gets the sweet surprise inside the frilly wrapping...as well he should...the Lucky Pervert...

Havoc

p.s. as for who let the Kitty out of the Burlap...hehehe...I ain't sayin'

 

[Angelique]

Havoc baby! Why is it that I get the feeling that you'd be willing to volunteer to be the "best man"?

Now, c'mon, tell me who let the kitty outa the burlap and I'll send you a picture of what I really am wearing to the wedding. *wicked grin*

 

[Havocman]

A Kitty in Hand is Worth Two Without a Bush...

As tempting as that offer is Angel girl, I just can't say...I mean if I did, Rosebud just may (virtually) kick the living shit..out...of....me.....*voice trailing off eyes opening wide*

Uh-oh...um, shit...forget that statement and please, pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...*sigh* just send the pic of the real attire

Havoc the Screwed

(living in fear for his virtual ass now)

p.s. You just know I'll volunteer to be the "best man" Angelbaby, but we ALL know that Xander will be the "Better Man" *wink*

 

[Angelique]

Ahhhh, yes, dear Havoc, Xander will be the "best man"...for me, at least.

As for the picture, well, I doubt Rosie would mind. She's probably already seen it...so you just be sure to check that lil mailbox of yours and I'll send it right over. I imagine you'll be surprised...it may just be better than you imagine! *grin*

Oh, but you have to promise not to show Xander...he's not permitted to see ANYTHING until the day of the wedding.

 

[Hecate]

Hmmmm - seriously *g*

... since this will be my first US wedding to attend to - are there any rules about dressing??? I know we have some in German tradition *s*... just curious here and not wanting to mess up *polishing my new thigh high boots and whip*....

 

[Angelique]

Hecate, you may wear whatever you wish...but after the wedding reception when we get to the Lit reunion, you'll be required to wear your leather and break out your whips. After all, I volunteered you to teach us a bit about that kinda stuff. *wicked grin* And I'm sure everyone would agree that you'll be much more effective as an instructor if you looked the part.

 

[Havocman]

Awwwww, c'mon now....nobody told me that the reunion was going to be costume specific....so just what jobs have you got everybody scheduled for Angel hon?

Mistress Hecate with a Whips and Leather Demo is a given, but what other "entertainments" have you scheduled/voluntered people for? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

I mean if your still looking for someone to volunteer to have his balls "Magic-ed" by a group of women, you know, in the interest of promoting good sexual hygiene and all....

Havoc the Volunteer

p.s. Hecate, glad you like the boots, I see you're keeping them well shined

 

[Havocman]

BTW Angel....wow, tres classy

Havoc the Impressed

 

[Angelique]

Havoc honey...you don't think that outfit might be a tad bit too revealing? I mean, after all, I'm rather well-endowed, and I had hoped it wouldn't be so revealing that Xander would get distracted from the "I do" part, ya' know. For that matter, would it distract YOU? I mean, after all, I think I did promise you a dance, didn't I? *grin*

Now let's see here...I think we should start a list for people to volunteer their services at the Lit Reunion. Havoc, we'll allow you to be the demo dude for Magic. Any women wish to volunteer to apply it...just to make sure we've all got the motion down (and up).

 

[Havocman]

*tearing my gaze away from Angel's revealed well endowments...*

I'm sorry, what was that?

Havoc the Distracted

 

[Angelique]

Well Havoc, I've never heard of a human corset...are you subtly applying for that job? LOL

 

[Hecate]

Ohh - good you told me *g*

Geeze - glad you reminded me of THAT reunion bit *g*

I think for the contrast program then I'll dress traditional German style *g* ... no - wait that was the Dirndl dress with the DEEEEEP neckline *g*

 

[Angelique]

Only one rule Hecate...nobody is allowed to reveal more clevage than me!

 

[Handy-Andy]

Angel darlin can i have that job checking that no ones showing more clevage than you , please , pretty please go on petal let me.

 

[Angelique]

LMAO@Andy

Of course, but you do realize that you have to actually BE here in order to be awarded that position.

[Edited by Angelique on 08-24-2000 at 02:20 PM]

 

[Hecate]

OK Angel - cleavage check

you know my e-mail for a pic of your dress so I can make sure ...

 

[Handy-Andy]

Looks like i'll after dig my passport out *turning room upside down*.

 

[Havocman]

Angel...yeah I'm applying for that job...with all the subtlty of a fucking sledgehammer...LOL...But I will hold you to that dance, as long as X-Man doesn't do the potent power pelvis on me...hehehe.

And since I'm going to be there, I suppose I can sacrifice and pull double duty to do the inspections part...

Hecate...Just how DEEEEEEP is that neckline anyway??? I have a special "Tool" for measuring if you need it *weg*

Havoc the Handyman

 

[April]

To borrow Gil's line: Oh shit! Oh dear!

Did I miss something? Y'all are scaring me with this talk of whips and Magic, and a Literotica party type thing after the reception!

 

[Angelique]

LMAO...Havoc, if Xander does the PPP on you, I'm calling off the wedding!

Thanks for the offer of pulling double duty...that'll depend on whether Andy locates his passport or not. Now about that term "double duty", is that kinda like a threesome type deal, or have I misunderstood? *looking innocent* Because you know that I've offerred myself and Xander to you and Rosie for a foursome, and Nikki and I have committed to a threesome with Never. How EVER would we work that out?

Hypothetically speaking, if you do end up pulling double duty, I'm not sure that we could afford you. Any ideas on how you'd like to be paid?

Hecate babe, I'll forward that pic on to you as quick as I possibly can...just keep in mind that the woman in the photo is NOT me...I'm a little healthier up top, if ya' catch my drift.