Hey Aliea....did you have a little accident sweetheart?

[breakwall]

I think you need a spine. Not that way. I mean a real fake PS spine.

Oh man, like a gory spinal column spiking up, blood running down and staining my white shirt...

wow...where were you when i was trying to come up with a Halloween av?

 

[Aliea]

Shush, you.

This is between me and Jesus.

And the priests?

 

[bronzeage]

Are you two actually flirting in my thread? This is the first chance at a drama thread ever for me and here you are flirting and such!

That was flirting right?

Flirting is when you see an attractive woman and accuse her of incontinence.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh man, like a gory spinal column spiking up, blood running down and staining my white shirt...

wow...where were you when i was trying to come up with a Halloween av?

Nora would have you oozing in no time.

 

[gravyrug]

texas bbq.

they need to learn about pork.

Dude, you know where I'm from. I'll eat bbq from anywhere.

Rendezvous Ribs are definitely something I miss.

 

[Aliea]

I was actually trying to flirt with you, and I'm pretty sure he was, too. Then we got distracted.

Back to that whole library idea...

Does this involve me spanking you with a ruler while chastising you for putting books back in the wrong order?

 

[gravyrug]

And the priests?

The best part about being Jesus is that I get to ignore the priests. Self-righteous bastards.

 

[Saint Peter]

And the priests?

Shush, you.

This is between us and Jesus.

 

[1hotbabe]

Flirting is when you see an attractive woman and accuse her of incontinence.

 

[Saint Peter]

The best part about being Jesus is that I get to ignore the priests. Self-righteous bastards.

Shush, you.

 

[gravyrug]

Does this involve me spanking you with a ruler while chastising you for putting books back in the wrong order?

I was thinking more of having you climb the stepladder to reshelve and reaching under your skirt, but I'm flexible.

 

[breakwall]

Nora would have you oozing in no time.

well, of course.

But, back to the photoshopping...

 

[Guest]

 

[gravyrug]

Shush, you.

I told you not to let them into heaven, but nooo. You're way too impressed with the ceremonial robes.

 

[breakwall]

I wanted mistletoe over your headless head.

what would you kiss?

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know...

Would you like some milk. To wash down some vitamin A tablets?

would you like some shutup? to wash down those shutup tablets?
i got nothin.

youre looking great! are those new shoes?

 

[Guest]

 

[Batch]

I told you not to let them into heaven, but nooo. You're way too impressed with the ceremonial robes.

or what was beneath them

 

[EternalWinter]

And the priests?

Oh, I'd do them too, but it just isn't the same, ya know?

 

[Slider69]

Killswish- your mom had an accident too back in the day.

It involved a fork and her womb. But still, here you are, sharing the misery of your existence with everyone.

 

[Saint Peter]

I told you not to let them into heaven, but nooo. You're way too impressed with the ceremonial robes.

They had gold arm bands. I thought they were from the Supreme Court.

 

[cjh]

Dude, you know where I'm from. I'll eat bbq from anywhere.

Rendezvous Ribs are definitely something I miss.

i'll introduce you to the cozy corner.

will that merit a special dispensation?

 

[gravyrug]

They had gold arm bands. I thought they were from the Supreme Court.

They're sneaky bastards, too. Now they're here, it's nigh impossible to get rid of 'em.

 

[EternalWinter]

I was actually trying to flirt with you, and I'm pretty sure he was, too. Then we got distracted.

Back to that whole library idea...

I just said I would fuck her because it was the obvious response to killswitch's pee-pants theory. I wouldn't really call it flirting.

Now what you and me have, baby...that's special...

 

[gravyrug]

i'll introduce you to the cozy corner.

will that merit a special dispensation?

Petey? See this one? He gets in. But only if he brings bbq.