Heterosexual Day of Invisibility

[JoePepsiCo]

I nominate May 1.

On that day, we hold no proud parades.
No shopping trips at all, even on-line.
We should be excluded from all media.
I think we should be banned from Lit.

Then all of you "normal people" won't be so fucking triggered.
Everything cocks your hammer and engages your firing pin.
You may resume sniping at your less than human targets.
Ready on the Left. Ready on the right. Mayday! Mayday!

Can you go an entire day with no rage,
or must we shelter your pets for you?

 

[ll74]

Is that when straight teachers can display pictures of them and their spouse in the classroom? How neat.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

No. They cannot show up to work so the special people can do their show and tell.


Please do keep up or post in the remedial thread...

 

[ll74]

Aaah, of course

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I nominate May 1.

On that day, we hold no proud parades.
No shopping trips at all, even on-line.
We should be excluded from all media.
I think we should be banned from Lit.

Then all of you "normal people" won't be so fucking triggered.
Everything cocks your hammer and engages your firing pin.
You may resume sniping at your less than human targets.
Ready on the Left. Ready on the right. Mayday! Mayday!

Can you go an entire day with no rage,
or must we shelter your pets for you?

Seconded!!!

 

[DeluxAuto]

Then all of you "normal people" won't be so fucking triggered.
Everything cocks your hammer and engages your firing pin.

Now go make your 397th thread about chippy, lil trigga.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Seconded!!!

I love the way the ignore feature keeps my threads so neat and succinct.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I love the way the ignore feature keeps my threads so neat and succinct.

Of course, you want to live in an echo chamber. It took you 22 years to learn how to ignore. I'd not be as proud of that accomplishment as you seem to be.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

*chuckle*

I prefer to avoid the slings and arrows of the hateful Left; sound and fury signifying nothing.

In short, I am choosing to ignore those who prefer personal attack to topical discussion. You are close to making the list.

That probably makes you fell proud/vindicated, for all of the wrong reasons...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

*chuckle*

I prefer to avoid the slings and arrows of the hateful Left; sound and fury signifying nothing.

In short, I am choosing to ignore those who prefer personal attack to topical discussion. You ae close to making the list.

That probably makes you fell proud/vindicated, for all of the wrong reasons...

So, DeeCeeEll was right???? Conversations?


I notice that the calendar does that, too, every few years . . . .

 

[Fuzzy1975]

*chuckle*

I prefer to avoid the slings and arrows of the hateful Left; sound and fury signifying nothing.

In short, I am choosing to ignore those who prefer personal attack to topical discussion. You ae close to making the list.

That probably makes you fell proud/vindicated, for all of the wrong reasons...

I'm what now?

Forgetting how to use the quote feature, combined with simple grammatical errors such as above or even confusing their /= they're.

Yep I think you should get screened for Early Onset Alzhimers.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The Broken Clock Theory

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Broken Clock Theory

Except years and not daze.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I don't use the quote feature because I assume people are smart enough to follow the conversation and then you pop up to remind me, "It ain't so..."

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Dazed and confused for so long...,

 

[Fuzzy1975]

The Broken Clock Theory

You should be thankful, otherwise you'd never get anything right....

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I don't use the quote feature because I assume people are smart enough to follow the conversation and then you pop up to remind me, "It ain't so..."

Well no one here claimed you were smart. So you have that going for you!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dazed and confused for so long...,

Yeah, but the quotes any more keep the iggied iggied.


Is not Laurel truly merciful???


Is she not merciful!?!!

 

[DeluxAuto]

I don't use the quote feature because I assume people are smart enough to follow the conversation and then you pop up to remind me, "It ain't so..."

No, it's because you're a pussy.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Merciful and mighty...

 

[schism666]

I nominate May 1.

On that day, we hold no proud parades.
No shopping trips at all, even on-line.
We should be excluded from all media.
I think we should be banned from Lit.

Then all of you "normal people" won't be so fucking triggered.
Everything cocks your hammer and engages your firing pin.
You may resume sniping at your less than human targets.
Ready on the Left. Ready on the right. Mayday! Mayday!

Can you go an entire day with no rage,
or must we shelter your pets for you?

you don't qualify for your own thread, cap'n hypo-creep. you proudly used to experiment with the penii.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I nominate May 1.

On that day, we hold no proud parades.

What sort of parade is that within the context of this thread? A parade that's exclusive for the celebration of being heterosexual? Is that it?

When was the last time that sort of parade happened? When was the first one? Where was it or where were they held? How was it visualized?

Your words here make it sound as if it was actual praxis and an ongoing American tradition known to most if not all.

Likely this was just your best daily entry for your PeeBee Snark Quota®, but if there's a sliver of fact behind the crybaby bombast, you actually have a chance to show rather than tell here.

 

[ll74]

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I nominate May 1.

On that day, we hold no proud parades.
No shopping trips at all, even on-line.
We should be excluded from all media.
I think we should be banned from Lit.

Then all of you "normal people" won't be so fucking triggered.
Everything cocks your hammer and engages your firing pin.
You may resume sniping at your less than human targets.
Ready on the Left. Ready on the right. Mayday! Mayday!

Can you go an entire day with no rage,
or must we shelter your pets for you?

You’re already banned from Lit. Not because of your sexuality but because you threatened people and insisted on talking about one of the only topics not allowed.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I don't use the quote feature because I assume people are smart enough to follow the conversation and then you pop up to remind me, "It ain't so..."

But I commented on one of your posts and you never answered. Does that mean you're not smart enough to follow along...??? Do you even know which post? Which thread?