Here's what I want

[The Heretic]

Um, edited cause I got the wrong thread. How did that happen?

Lit. is a little confused right now I think.

 

[peachykeen]

Okay, but only if it comes in something other than that horrible tacky zebra. I couldn't fully enjoy myself on anything so thoroughly tasteless.

 

[marksgirl]

Oh yeah I saw a three way on Playboy with one of those chairs...looked like fun to me!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

ooo oo oo i want one, but where could i hide it if company comes over.

 

[penguindance]

 

[acitore_vuli]

ooo oo oo i want one, but where could i hide it if company comes over.

Put it in the yard between the swingset and the sandbox.

 

[The Heretic]

ooo oo oo i want one, but where could i hide it if company comes over.

That's the cool thing about my inversion table - it has a legitimate purpose.

 

[The Heretic]

Put it in the yard between the swingset and the sandbox.

You took the words out of my mouth - almost; I was going to say put it in a play room and say it is an Indoor jungle gym set for the kids.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Naughty, naughty

He's lying... Santa believes in free enterprise and oppressing workers (elves) Santa would throw reindeer shit at Redwave, before talking to him.

This begs the question: Who gives me the spanking then?

 

[Ishmael]

Any welders in the house?

Ishmael

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh yes.... I see this as a hit under many a Christmas tree, don't you?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Any welders in the house?

Ishmael

I have seen many.... oops. You said welders, not weiners.

My bad.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Put it in the yard between the swingset and the sandbox.

the snow would cover it in no time

 

[The Heretic]

Any welders in the house?

Ishmael

I am pretty rusty (get it? rusty? welder? groan!) but I could do porbably something like that. Probably want to use schedule 90 pipe though - high torsional stresses you know.

Anybody know of a website?

 

[REDWAVE]

Wrong again, Stink!

As usual, Heavy Stink has it all wrong. A fat, jovial man who travels all over the world and gives presents to children? Obviously, Santa Claus is a communist! Not only that, he's my Commie cell leader.


Rosie, please report to my lair for your spanking.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Wrong again, Stink!

As usual, Heavy Stink has it all wrong. A fat, jovial man who travels all over the world and gives presents to children? Obviously, Santa Claus is a communist! Not only that, he's my Commie cell leader.


Rosie, please report to my lair for your spanking.

LMAO..... Santa a commie........ too funny.

You do make me laugh RED, even if we NEVER agree.