Here's what I want

[A Desert Rose]

This came in my email today from a friend. This is what I want for Christmas.

Wait until you see what it can do......

 

[HeavyStick]

I think my Gramma had one of those in her basement.

 

[Wiggles]

I could strain so many muscles on that thing. Does it come in something besides zebra?

 

[I'mVan]

Oh my. That has serious potential.

 

[A Desert Rose]

HeavyStick

Could she do this with it?

 

[penguindance]

 

[A Desert Rose]

or this?

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: HeavyStick

Could she do this with it?

well gramma would hopefully be the red figure.

 

[BlazerBeliever]

Count me in. I want one also. Can I get mine in red leather please.
Thanks

 

[A Desert Rose]

Perhaps this would be fun?

 

[Kitte]

I want one too...or this....

 

[A Desert Rose]

HMMMMMM this one hits a spot, I think...

 

[penguindance]

 

[iceprincess]

Please, please tell me, you don't believe in the blazers. For God's sake, what is there to believe in? Their collective stupidity.

 

[REDWAVE]

Naughty, naughty

I checked with Santa Claus, Rosie, and he told me you've been very naughty this year, and deserve a sound spanking. But he's really busy, so he delegated the task to me.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Me likey this.

 

[The Heretic]

Wow! I can't begin to count the possibilities!

Let's see, take the factorial and multiple by 69 - ughhh! My calculator just crashed!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Yes, I am naughty.... today.

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Naughty, naughty

I checked with Santa Claus, Rosie, and he told me you've been very naughty this year, and deserve a sound spanking. But he's really busy, so he delegated the task to me.

He's lying... Santa believes in free enterprise and oppressing workers (elves) Santa would throw reindeer shit at Redwave, before talking to him.

 

[A Desert Rose]

nice one too, don't you think?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Me likey this one BESSSSSSTEST.

 

[Kitte]

ok now I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT ONE!!!

 

[The Heretic]

I want one too...or this....

I have something very similar in my living room:

I am sure it can be adapted to other purposes. You can get the kinks out of your back while engaging in some mutual oral sex.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Pyper]

Um, edited cause I got the wrong thread. How did that happen?