Here, Captain, Captain... (Adopt a Grasshopper thread)

[Selena_Kitt]

I only saw a couple of episodes of "Kung Fu" (the first one), but I know the name from that series.

we own the first three seasons on DVD...

(should I have been ashamed to admit that?)

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

I just got a new Grasshopper who submitted his first story today... his name is deathlynx and he'll be swinging by at some point in the not too distant future, he and his wife say.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This is an interesting idea with one terrible flaw from my persepctive: Carson is terrified of grasshoppers.

GRASSHOPPERS! Run away!

 

[carsonshepherd]

And he might pet me.

*pets the pretty horsie in inappropriate ways*

 

[Guest]

OooOoo!

I'd adopt Jammies, but she already knows too much She's got that sweet innocent act down PAT -- and you know it takes a lot of experience to pull that off

 

[Equinoxe]

(should I have been ashamed to admit that?)

Absolutely not, it's a great series.

 

[Captain Midnight]

Kung Fu the Series

Absolutely not, it's a great series.

If I have money, I'd like to get the show. The original only ran three seasons, didn't it? I've only seen three or four scattered episodes, but I liked all I saw.

I wouldn't buy the 1993-1996 revival, though. The producer had a habit of buying old series and butchering them. I never forgave him for what he did to "McCloud" in its last year.

In said producer's defense, he also did a series called "The Master" which was pretty good when he wasn't writing it. It was spaghetti-Western star Lee Van Cleef's only TV series and the first one to show the Ninja martial-arts styles. Famed Japanese star Sho Kosugi staged the battles and got on-screen credit as a Ninja assassin in every episode, though I never saw him perform. Scattered episodes have turned up on tape and the series might be available on DVD, although I don't know for sure.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I wanna adopt Honey and Lizzie. They're not new but they're hot!

 

[Guest]

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Well, if he's going to be so shy that he won't post openly and PMs me instead.. I will still call him a Grasshopper. But I'll adopt other Grasshoppers, if they want to be adopted. I like them.. they're so cute and green and cuddly-prickled..

Come on people, if the GB has adopted N00bs, we can do it too! And probably better.

us geebee'ers are good at adopting n00bs. we're just a little ruffer 'round the edges.

it's rather good that way.

 

[FallingToFly]

us geebee'ers are good at adopting n00bs. we're just a little ruffer 'round the edges.

it's rather good that way.

*snickers* Why does every thread I post always, somehow, lead back to something that makes me think of sex?

Because really, my first thought was- Well, the AH is the romantic candlelit sex that gets freaky in the middle, but is all consensual and such.

The GB is more like prison rape. (Although I spend enough time over there it's a miracle no one has ass-alted me.)

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

*snickers* Why does every thread I post always, somehow, lead back to something that makes me think of sex?

Because really, my first thought was- Well, the AH is the romantic candlelit sex that gets freaky in the middle, but is all consensual and such.

The GB is more like prison rape. (Although I spend enough time over there it's a miracle no one has ass-alted me.)

yeah. n00bs on the geebee get told to "show us yer bits!!!" it's a dirty job, but DAMN is it good.

 

[FallingToFly]

Eh, I just turn mine into ravening werewolves.

Speaking of which, my werewolf is working today, and I won't be able to bite anyone- so don't bother clicking the Kinky link in my sig today.

 

[Boxlicker101]

*snickers* Why does every thread I post always, somehow, lead back to something that makes me think of sex?

Maybe because this is a place where writers of dirty and/or erotic stories congregate. We are CONSTANTLY thinking of sex when we post here.

 

[FallingToFly]

Maybe because this is a place where writers of dirty and/or erotic stories congregate. We are CONSTANTLY thinking of sex when we post here.

*shaking head* Intellectually, I know that. But sometimes it still surprises me that I actually spend more time thinking about sex when I'm around this place than I do writing it.

Considering how much smut I write... that's pretty damn impressive.

 

[FallingToFly]

*punts to top*

*clears throat* I have another Grasshopper as well... Jevan. Who is not a writer, but a reader and roleplayer. Fun fun fun

 

[Vicious_Vicuna]

I'm new here. I haven't posted any writing yet. Can I still be put up for adoption? I promise not to jump on the couch or shed in the kitchen....

 

[FallingToFly]

I'm new here. I haven't posted any writing yet. Can I still be put up for adoption? I promise not to jump on the couch or shed in the kitchen....

I'm sure we can find you a new mama or papa...

And if not, you can join my grasshopper harem, since Jammies stole all my froggies.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh young patawon learner... oops sorry wrong movie.

Oh young grasshopper...


This is a very nice idea.

I do not think everyone sees me as an AH person, So am I a grasshopper or a little cricket? . . I rub my legs together, make some noise, but have a hard time coming out of the box. . .

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh young patawon learner... oops sorry wrong movie.

Oh young grasshopper...


This is a very nice idea.

I do not think everyone sees me as an AH person, So am I a grasshopper or a little cricket? . . I rub my legs together, make some noise, but have a hard time coming out of the box. . .

Does it matter? We love you anyway... and I flit from board to board.. so what does that make me? I still think we should adopt grasshoppers... they're just so cute.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Does it matter? We love you anyway... and I flit from board to board.. so what does that make me? I still think we should adopt grasshoppers... they're just so cute.

They are cute, but crickets make purty noises and grasshoppers spit. All in all it is a great idea and I'm very glad you me. So adopt a grasshopper

 

[FallingToFly]

They are cute, but crickets make purty noises and grasshoppers spit. All in all it is a great idea and I'm very glad you me. So adopt a grasshopper

After 3, don't they make you throw one back or something?

Heh, and that's not even counting the ones I have elsewhere...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

After 3, don't they make you throw one back or something?

Heh, and that's not even counting the ones I have elsewhere...

You can't throw them back!! This isn't the catch and release program on Bill Dance's Great Outdoors.

 

[Guest]