Here, Captain, Captain... (Adopt a Grasshopper thread)

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*giggles A LOT!*

 

[FallingToFly]

How many times do I have to tell you I did not steal your frogs? I bioengineered my own Frogs of Hell (tm and patent pending). It is not my fault they are extremely seductive and your frogs are weak-willed!

Not only did I send your frogs back to your pond, I gave you a Mason jar full of tadpoles! Sheesh. Some people are never happy.

*stomps off*

I am very sorry, I had forgotten about the tadpoles. *grovels humbly* But the grasshoppers ate the frogs (they finally fessed up) and so I thought the frogs were still with you.

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

Are the tadpoles safe from your grasshoppers?

*plans a rescue mission*

They should be, the grasshoppers don't swim. They ambushed the frogs when they crawled out to sunbathe.

 

[FallingToFly]

*sigh* and here I thought....

 

[672]

*sigh* and here I thought....

And here you thought... What? What are you thinking? Hm. ~pokes her head~


And don't go calling me out on any other minor identity I had on these boards, lady. This board isn't big enough for two of my personalities.
I'm doing this on the self-sustaining sigh of a dare.

 

[Aurora Black]

I think I've already adopted a few without even knowing it.

 

[FallingToFly]

And here you thought... What? What are you thinking? Hm. ~pokes her head~


And don't go calling me out on any other minor identity I had on these boards, lady. This board isn't big enough for two of my personalities.
I'm doing this on the self-sustaining sigh of a dare.

I thought more people would be willing to adopt! I can't adopt ALL the grasshoppers!!!

*smooches*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I thought more people would be willing to adopt! I can't adopt ALL the grasshoppers!!!

*smooches*

Do you need a Calling all Grasshoppers thread???

 

[FallingToFly]

Do you need a Calling all Grasshoppers thread???

YES!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Do you need a Calling all Grasshoppers thread???

It takes a village to raise a grasshopper.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

YES!!

Would you like me to make one? I have no guarantee it will work. . . But I can put an "advertisement" for newbies in the post.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It takes a village to raise a grasshopper.

But only one to catch a fish. . .(and a hook)

***

Your av is distracting... (in a good way)

 

[naughtyloveling]

I'm a lonely, lost little grasshopper that needs a home! I've been a long time reader and just submitted my first story (waiting for approval) and have finally been brave enough to venture into the big scary forum world. Will anyone take my hand and protect me from the bad beasties?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm a lonely, lost little grasshopper that needs a home! I've been a long time reader and just submitted my first story (waiting for approval) and have finally been brave enough to venture into the big scary forum world. Will anyone take my hand and protect me from the bad beasties?

There really aren't that many bad beasties on this forum. We tend to be pretty mellow as long as you follow certain protocols, which you will learn in the course of things. Once your story is posted, add a link to it if you want readers and voteds and comments.

 

[LukkyKnight]

There really aren't that many bad beasties on this forum...

But a helping hand when visiting the GB never hurt anybody, ya know?

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

HEy, I survive and thrive there...

So do a lot of AHers, come to think of it...

Sev, and Recidiva, and even Joey is over there...

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

*grin*

You've answered my question, then. You are nuts.

I like crazy people, I'm one myself.

Completely certifiable, love.

I have to clean my house today... REALLY clean my house. Opening windows and dragging out the bleach type cleaning.

Someone come keep me company while I do it? I'll bake you cookies..

*bribebribebribe*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Completely certifiable, love.

I have to clean my house today... REALLY clean my house. Opening windows and dragging out the bleach type cleaning.

Someone come keep me company while I do it? I'll bake you cookies..

*bribebribebribe*

I'd be afraid you might add bleach to the cookies.

 

[FallingToFly]

I'd be afraid you might add bleach to the cookies.

You're not supposed to know me that well.

 

[MinkSoul]

The biggest help anyone can offer is the timeless tip: "Don't go in there! What are you, NUTS?"

.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

We had an "adopt a newb" dealy in one of my forums once. Of course, it was happening simultaneously during a "newb hunt" where a few regular members were pretending to be new members, and one of the regular's alts got adopted. We all had a good laugh over that