hematoma.

[pointless]

what a fun word.

 

[Squibbs]

I prefer centrifugal.

 

[pointless]

meh. it's no hematoma. also, i don't currently have a centrifuge, but i'm bruised.

also, it's super fun to poke it.

 

[Squibbs]

You think you're some kind of scientist now that you like hematomas?

 

[Tryharder62]

So do you always poke things?

 

[pointless]

think? baby, i'm fucking mr. wizard. science is totally my bitch.

 

[naughtycakes]

It's all fun and games til you get a real hematoma.

I got a huge one on my outer, upper thigh when I fell off my bike. I've had to massage it everyday for months and it's finally almost gone.

I did have a lot of fun telling people to lick my hee-mah-toh-mah.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's all fun and games til you get a real hematoma.

I got a huge one on my outer, upper thigh when I fell off my bike. I've had to massage it everyday for months and it's finally almost gone.

I did have a lot of fun telling people to lick my hee-mah-toh-mah.

Just be glad you didn't get a shematoma

 

[pointless]

It's all fun and games til you get a real hematoma.

I got a huge one on my outer, upper thigh when I fell off my bike. I've had to massage it everyday for months and it's finally almost gone.

I did have a lot of fun telling people to lick my hee-mah-toh-mah.

seriously. saying it out loud is awesome. fucking greeks knew how to make great words.

 

[Tryharder62]

It's all fun and games til you get a real hematoma.

I got a huge one on my outer, upper thigh when I fell off my bike. I've had to massage it everyday for months and it's finally almost gone.

I did have a lot of fun telling people to lick my hee-mah-toh-mah.

So how many people took you up on that?

 

[naughtycakes]

Just be glad you didn't get a shematoma

If I don't get a different saddle for my new bike, I just might

seriously. saying it out loud is awesome. fucking greeks knew how to make great words.

True.

Great names, too.

Like Kaliope.

 

[pointless]

Just be glad you didn't get a shematoma

that would also be a great word.

 

[pointless]

If I don't get a different saddle for my new bike, I just might



True.

Great names, too.

Like Kaliope.

gman?

 

[naughtycakes]

So how many people took you up on that?

Ha! Nobody.

Not even my bf.

 

[neci]

do you have pictures?

 

[pointless]

did they at least poke it?

 

[naughtycakes]

gman?

Huh???

 

[naughtycakes]

do you have pictures?

Me or Kippies?

did they at least poke it?

Yes, I made several people poke it, and I feasted on their cringes. I also made my bf massage it but his hands usually strayed after a minute or so.

 

[pointless]

do you have pictures?

several thousand last i checked.

Huh???

fucking newb.

Me or Kippies?



Yes, I made several people poke it, and I feasted on their cringes. I also made my bf massage it but his hands usually strayed after a minute or so.

good. that makes me happy.

 

[naughtycakes]

good. that makes me happy.

Is yours really a hematoma or just a bruise.

I mean, it's gotta protrude, not just turn purple.

 

[pointless]

it's a hematoma. it's a small one, but it is a hematoma. i should probably be doing the hot/cold thing, but it's not very big and it only hurts when i poke it so i don't really care enough to bother.

 

[neci]

Me or Kippies?



Yes, I made several people poke it, and I feasted on their cringes. I also made my bf massage it but his hands usually strayed after a minute or so.

you.

several thousand last i checked.

fucking newb.

good. that makes me happy.

post your hematoma!

 

[pointless]

nuh uh.

 

[naughtycakes]

you.



post your hematoma!

The pics I have I posted. I'm on my phone now so can't link or repost but I'll be back.

 

[pointless]

holy crap. this was still technically on page one before i bumped it. that's fucking weird.

also, bitch done lied.