Help..

[Guest]

Right, me and my girlfriend have been having sex for about six months..

We were both virgins before we started having sex..

Anyway, I THOUGHT everything was going fine with our sexual relationship, UNTIL 2DAY..

She said, in a MSG, "I've never had an orgasm with you, or ever, and I'm feeling very frustrated".

That made me feel real bad.. I know I have orgasms..

She doesn't..

I need advice on how 2 please her, but bare in mind that I dont ever go down on her, I dont like that..

Please help..

 

[Problem Child]

Grow up. Learn to eat pussy.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

learn foreplay or buy sex for dummies

 

[Guest]

I'm only 16..

I'll do it in my own time thank-you..

 

[GuyJD]

I'm only 16..

I'll do it in my own time thank-you..

First and foremost, you're too young to be on this website and that could result in Laurel losing the right to post this site freely.
Secondly, just because she doesn't have an orgasm with you doesn't mean that she isn't enjoying the sex. Some women go through their entire teenage years without ever having an orgasm until their 20's. Take the advice of both PC and NSW and use foreplay and oral and experiment a little. You're probably just undressing and going at it like amatuers, instead of putting some love into it. After a few years and when you've matured, you're learn.

 

[Guest]

Thanks for that reply GuyJD..

I thought you had to be over 14..Ahh well..

I'm 18 really..(lol)

Well, I'll try more foreplay..

 

[Budman]

Damn, can;'t the kids today read????????? GET OFF the board Kaiser. Come back when you are of legal age.

 

[Guest]

On the eating pussy thing..

Well, I've tried it once, but like everyones first time at anyhting it was probably a piss-poor attempt..

Anyway, THERE WERE 2 MANY PUBES..

Advice me eating out then..I can do the foreplay bit..

Just explain that 2 me...

 

[GuyJD]

18, huh?

Thanks for that reply GuyJD..

I thought you had to be over 14..Ahh well..

I'm 18 really..(lol)

Well, I'll try more foreplay..

SHOW SOME I.D. DUDE

 

[Guest]

Budman, learn to type like an adult..

I can read..I just can't read your text with all the question marks and mistakes..

Jeeeshh..

 

[Ambrosious]

Why is a 16 year old even worried about her orgasms? Go get some matchbox cars to play with and leave us alone.

 

[Guest]

Shiiit?

ID?

You can get on this site without ID..

I could of just said I'm 18 to start with..

At least I'm honest..

Respect that..What I'm two years too young to be here?

 

[Guest]

Fuck me....

Ok ok, I'll tell you the truth..

I am not 16..

I just said I was..'Cos "problem child" told me to GROW UP..

So, I thought I'd say I was only 16, so that someone would actually help me..

Looks like it backfired..

Damned..

Well, at least I'm using an alias on this thread, or else my reputation would of gone wouldn't it..

Ahh well, help me or not??

 

[Ambrosious]

Kaiser

Yes, yes you are, stupid.

 

[Guest]

This board is full of stuck-up wankers..

Who just love to add to their 50000 posts by adding pointless one liners...

 

[GuyJD]

Shiiit?

ID?

You can get on this site without ID..

I could of just said I'm 18 to start with..

At least I'm honest..

Respect that..What I'm two years too young to be here?

No, you're two years too illegal.
Now come back with a note from your parents and we'll let you stay. Hell, you could even bring your girlfriend with you and we can all try to help her achieve the Big "O".

 

[Guest]

LOL JD..

Did ya not read my other post?

Suppose ya didn't..

Ahh well..

Believe whatever you want to believe, I'm planning never coming back here..So ban me if you like..

I just thought recieving a little advice wouldn't hurt anyone..

 

[Siren]

Guy is right

 

[GuyJD]

Ya, right!!1

LOL JD..

Did ya not read my other post?

Suppose ya didn't..

Ahh well..

Believe whatever you want to believe, I'm planning never coming back here..So ban me if you like..

I just thought recieving a little advice wouldn't hurt anyone..

So you may or may not be legal to be here.
No problem. I'm Santa Clause on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Every other day, I'm the tooth fairy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a quarter to submit to little Joey who just got his ass kicked by the school bully and had a tooth knocked out.

 

[Problem Child]

I think Kasier can stay, but Kaiser and kasier definitely have to leave.

 

[Budman]

Damn !!!!!!!! Just one typo in my post and this, this, whatever/who ever yells at me?????????? lmao gonna get blasted for this one too, i guess. Anyway Kaiser, no matter who/what you are, you are endangering the board with your self asserted age of 16, Have a good puberty.

 

[Siren]

OMG there is a kaiser and Kasier....